I have no idea.

she/they. queer. fandom entie. Started out as Cockles shitposting, now apparently a Jack x Daniel Stargate SG1 blog. Here for all your whiskey needs. Sometimes nsfw. Not spoiler-free. [ Ao3 velvetwar ]

[space-puppy]

[stogzo-the-mediocre]

Early season7 SG-1 Episode where the team is genderswapped by an off-world Sci-Fi Plot Device. Sam Daniel and Teal'c are all thinking "god this is awful, its like a dark alternate universe where I never transitioned and its miserable. there better be a way to reverse this." Meanwhile Jack is thinking "This is oddly... fine for me to be honest. Like its weird but honestly I kinda like this more than that other body... Wait a Minute." and the egg shells are too broken to be duct taped back together. When they find a way to reverse it, they first think that there's not enough of Whatever They Needed so Jack offers to go last, partly for the sake of the team and partly for her own benefit, win win situation. When its revealed there WAS enough for all four of them, she hesitates but then quickly reverses it before anyone could notice her hesitation. After Fragile Balance she actually accepts herself, comes out, and the team threatens like the president or whoever to let Jack transition and still be on the team

[erivos]

[this-is-meaning-of-life-stuff]

[velvetwar]

Actually I think Jack's hair went gray cause of Daniel dying all the time.

[velvetwar]

Had a weird dream that I was inside a school and couldn't find anyone to make a movie with me, then David Hewlett said he would help me and then I married him. Then I think he died? And I found out he had all these other wives from different countries? Very unusual.

[gaypeople]

I hated sleeping without you.

[mothmans-side-ho]

If you can't get this out of your head, then dont

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[velvetwar]

I think about this gif ten times a day. The ideal form of man. I want him in my house doing exactly this.

[yurufuwajukaiboy]

queen of the damned (film) is kind of an interesting movie bc viewing it is less like watching a movie and more like watching a disjointed collection of scenes. nothing seems to happen for a reason, things just kind of happen

[leblogestunmonstre]

Finally watched Queen of the Damned for comparison purposes, now that 'The Vampire Lestat' is releasing.

And you know, maybe I owe this movie an apology for my assumptions.

Like, yes, it's a bad movie and a worse adaptation. Yes, the acting and directing choices are baffling, and Lestat's nu-metal lyrics are kind of embarrassing.

And yes, it's a standout example of the worst elements of early-2000s vampire movies (carelessly racist and sexist, carefully heterosexual, obsessed with an aesthetic of power and "cool" that has aged like milk).

But is it creatively directionless? No. It has a certain audience-insert bent that I can only admire for its marketing cynicism. Very of-the-era.

"Lestat is a handsome vampire, cursed to walk the wasteland of eternity alone until he meets [your name]. But Lestat has stepped into the light of fame the way no decent vampire should, and now he may be facing his last night on earth. Who better to spend it with than [your name], his clever librarian? [Your name] and Lestat will have to fight if they want their love to survive...along with the rest of humanity."

I'm almost impressed they managed to shoehorn QOTD into this plot structure. I mean, it's really, really bad, but I'm sure this movie was exactly what they were aiming for. Gold star⭐.

[lavieenaesthetics]

Pandora in Queen of the Dammed

[velvetwar]

Just watched the Queen of the Damned movie after not having seen it in forever. It did not age well. I never knew Claudia Black was in it!

[pajamasecrets]

Stargate, 1994.

[deadagaindaniel]

Sam and Daniel: judging you since 1997

[this-is-meaning-of-life-stuff]

[velvetwar]

Need to reblog this again with my insane thoughts because damn. So gif one, Daniel's literally giving him the once over. The second gif Jack slow blinks like a cat and looks at him with what I can only describe as bedroom eyes. The third gif I can't even. That slow, sexy lip lick?? While his eyes do THat?? Boy you are in public. The fourth gif is Jack just being like *nods* 'kay we're gonna fuck then.

[spockemon]

[velvetwar]

Whatcha thinking there, Jack?