I have no idea.

she/they. queer. fandom entie. Started out as Cockles shitposting, now apparently a Jack x Daniel Stargate SG1 blog. Here for all your whiskey needs. Sometimes nsfw. Not spoiler-free. [ Ao3 velvetwar ]

[arconinternet]

Stargate Adventure (Windows, Sektor 13, 2005)

You can download this Stargate fangame here. You can run it better and on more systems using the latest daily build of ScummVM, although the intro movie will not play.

[tournamentpollsinc]

Round Two

Found Families

Stargate SG1 VS Jesus & Apostles

Stargate SG1

Jesus & Apostles

Remaining time: 4 days 13 hours

[velvetwar]

Give a Stargate character a dubious superpower:

Jack: Invisibility, but only when he's hungry. Eating makes him reappear.

Teal'c: Can fly, but only a foot off the ground.

Janet: Freezing powers. Starts freezing patients a bit indiscriminately.

Jonas: Magical cook. Instantaneously whips up gourmet dishes.

Daniel: Super shrinking. He ends up in people's pockets a lot.

Sam: Super charm. This mostly leads to cats and dogs following her around.

John: Shapeshifting, but only into a parrot or a teenage girl.

Rodney: Can make objects appear at will, but only if he's nice to people.

Vala: Mind control, but instead of doing what she wants, people do the opposite.

Ronon: Super strength. He's already strong, keeps breaking things accidentally.

Maybourne: Telepathy but only on Jack. Mostly hears annoyed thoughts he enjoys.

Zelenka: Telekinesis but only on things made of fabric.

Remaining time: 2 days 9 hours

[staying-elive]

Martin Gero's 'Stargate' Series Not Moving Forward At Amazon

Stargate, which received a series order by Prime Video in November 2025, will not be moving forward, Deadline has confirmed.

This makes me so sad! 😭😭😭😭😭😭

This is exactly what i DON'T want. 😭😭😭 Let's face it, in 2026 the only people who are interested in checking out a new Stargate show are the ones who have enjoyed the original series. So getting a showrunner who had worked on those was a great sign that promised a continuation all that worldbuilding, but with a new entry point.

If Amazon's issues were so fundamental that notes to the showrunner couldn't bring them into alignment, then i don't want Amazon's version. If there ever is one. 🤬🤬🤬😡

[ribbonnpurple]

Amazon canceled the Stargate reboot because they were afraid Stargate fans would like it.

[agent-troi]

https://www.gateworld.net/news/2026/06/amazon-axed-new-stargate-series/

translation: it was actually going to be good

[velvetwar]

Give a Stargate character a dubious superpower:

Jack: Invisibility, but only when he's hungry. Eating makes him reappear.

Teal'c: Can fly, but only a foot off the ground.

Janet: Freezing powers. Starts freezing patients a bit indiscriminately.

Jonas: Magical cook. Instantaneously whips up gourmet dishes.

Daniel: Super shrinking. He ends up in people's pockets a lot.

Sam: Super charm. This mostly leads to cats and dogs following her around.

John: Shapeshifting, but only into a parrot or a teenage girl.

Rodney: Can make objects appear at will, but only if he's nice to people.

Vala: Mind control, but instead of doing what she wants, people do the opposite.

Ronon: Super strength. He's already strong, keeps breaking things accidentally.

Maybourne: Telepathy but only on Jack. Mostly hears annoyed thoughts he enjoys.

Zelenka: Telekinesis but only on things made of fabric.

Remaining time: 2 days 9 hours

[mortalscience]

wow.. they cancelled the new Stargate series they were making.. i was very nervous about how it was gonna turn out but i was cautiously optimistic. and now i'm sad. :(

[sg1]

did we ever consider that mark carter just had bad vibes

[rebecca-liz]

My read is that Mark ended up pretty staunchly anti-military, and just kinda never did the work of disentangling his views on "dad abandoned us growing up", "us military has some serious ethical issues", "I miss my mommy" and "his sister".

OTOH he was somehow friends with Pete, soooooooo

[sg1]

Stargate SG-1, 05.03 Ascension

[super-gates-blog]

Daniel: I'm an Ancient.

Sam: What?

Daniel: Not me, but the others like me. They're the Ancients.

[sg1]

SG1'S 1K CELEBRATION ☆ Anonymous requested ↳ (Long-haired) Sam Carter + purple/pink palette

[azaablue]

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

[toboddly]

my family my familyyyyyyyy

[evviejo]

🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 HAPPY PRIDE 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

[velvetwar]

[blazeofbones]

Happy Pride Month

[kuragin]

this is the most underrated part of rockin’ and rollin’ yoda

[bunjywunjy]

Luke’s face is what makes this.

[marlynnofmany]

For today’s lucky 10k who have not seen the sacred texts – enjoy. It will be stuck in your head for a while.