OKCupid is the worst.

31 years old. Kansas City. These are the unanswered messages I get.

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Big mood.

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Bringing your negativity into a dating app is basically showing off your baggage, Price is Right-style.

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Who took this photo and how did you even start that discussion?

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“Only looking for hookups but worried someone I know will judge me for saying so.”

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That’s your NON-eye roll description?

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Agree to disagree.

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Well then...

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Jordans, I respect your ability to pull of cross-gender cosplay, but is this what you want to put on a dating app?

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*whispers* Give... give the dog a hat.

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Lol I love when dudes act like they’re the only person on earth who has been to major tourist spots and post dumb pseudo-spiritual photos full of bad hashtags.

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Dumb.

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Are you trying to be scary because you are.

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Kyle, serious question: are you ok.

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Dear lord.

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*looks at linked IG* well, he’s not lying.

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Yikes.

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This is honestly one of the grossest things I’ve seen in a dating app. Is that a wet men’s room floor?