Remind me to never let you around children.
Don't be ridiculous. You and I are first in line for mothers of the year.
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@oksana--gregorovitch
Remind me to never let you around children.
Don't be ridiculous. You and I are first in line for mothers of the year.
I don’t think flipping them off accomplishes that.
Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Look at you, corrupting children.
I'd sooner teach them some common sense, since neither of them has broken anything and learned their lesson that way.
I love you too?
You're not a stupid first year who thinks it's hilarious to not hold onto the stairs when they're moving and fall onto strangers.
And what if I were done working out?
Well then you should do something more fun than exercising.
I’m pretty sure that’s exactly what you told me last time.
Well, I'm not wrong. Unless you're done working out.
Absolutely. All the time.
....Carry on. I'm not complaining.
He laughed, standing up to approach her. Obviously not ashamed of his naked torso. I’m glad I jogged your memory.
And do you make a habit of working out in empty corridors and change rooms?
I think I definitely remember you now.
I need to get used to him.
You get used to a new hair cut or a new bedroom colour, not a step brother.
How? He’s my step-brother.
And you're supposed to spend as little time with him as possible. Willingly, anyway.
I don’t mind crashing there.
Oksana made a face, wrinkling her nose in disapproval. That's weird.
He has a telesomething and lets me crash when I drink too much.
Or you stop drinking alone and get someone to walk back with you instead.
..Y..es?
Have you -- did you....have you been knocked on the head recently? Feverish? Did fighting with the worst fiance on the planet make you lose your mind?