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— EST. 2021.
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“I'm the best there is at what I do, but what I do best isn't very nice”
— EST. 2021.
Moving day;
Kinda strange post to make; but I’m moving my blog to @thewxlverine.
If you consider rping with my in the future; please go ahead and follow me over there.
🐝 * ― 𝑫𝑹𝑬𝑨𝑴𝑺 𝑨𝑵𝑫 𝑵𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻𝑴𝑨𝑹𝑬𝑺 𝑺𝑬𝑵𝑻𝑬𝑵𝑪𝑬 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑺.
❛ last night, i had the craziest dream ... ❜ ❛ have you ever had a recurring dream? ❜ ❛ sometimes, my dreams feel more real than reality itself. ❜ ❛ i wish i could still remember what i dreamt about last night. ❜ ❛ only thing i remember is that it was a nice dream. ❜ ❛ do you believe dreams have any deeper meaning? ❜ ❛ i often wonder what it would be like to live inside my dreams. ❜ ❛ do you wanna hear about my dream? ❜ ❛ have you ever experienced lucid dreams where you could control the outcome? ❜ ❛ i'm telling you, this is all playing out exactly like my dream. ❜ ❛ what's the strangest dream you ever had? ❜ ❛ you were part of my dream last night. ❜ ❛ i think i had this dream before. ❜ ❛ maybe if i close my eyes i can convince myself that this is only just a dream. ❜ ❛ looks like you're lost in daydreams again. ❜ ❛ i'm not sure what this dream was trying to tell me ... ❜ ❛ can you tell me about your dream? ❜ ❛ sometimes, i wish i could control my dreams just so i could make them all happy ones. ❜ ❛ do you ever have dreams that feel so real they're almost like nightmares? ❜ ❛ calm down. you're okay, you're safe. it was just a dream. ❜ ❛ i want to help you, but you'll have to tell me what these dreams are about. ❜ ❛ it felt so real ... ❜ ❛ i thought you'd said those dreams had stopped. ❜ ❛ do you have an idea what may cause these nightmares? ❜ ❛ did you have another nightmare? ❜ ❛ i just want them to stop ... ❜ ❛ i wish i could dream of something beautiful or peaceful for a change. ❜ ❛ can you just hold me tonight? i always sleep better with you here ... ❜ ❛ do you want to tell me about it? ❜ ❛ you don't have to stay here tonight. i'm gonna wake up in a few hours because of my nightmares anyway. ❜ ❛ there has to be a reason for this recurring nightmare ... ❜ ❛ you just go to sleep. i'll watch over you tonight. ❜ ❛ this has to be my worst nightmare yet. ❜
[position] - Sender catches receiver in a compromising position.
Logan stepped out of his shower, having just washed the post-mission dried blood and grime off himself. Grabbing the towel from it’s hanger, he lazily dried himself off. He was so incredibly tired and in need of sleep.
Stepping out of the bathroom and into his bedroom, he ruffled the towel through his wet hair. He didn’t bother dressing, like he hadn’t announcing his return to the school. The professor already knew, anyways - and he had probably told the staff.
Throwing the towel on the same chair, where his black and yellow suit had been thrown - a reminder to get it cleaned.
Stretching his cheek, Logan stood for a moment, contemplating if he could take a nap before his debrief. Still buck-naked, he stood with his back to a very unlocked door; unaware that he’d soon be disturbed.
Duchess had heard that Logan was back, or was coming back, after a mission, so she thought she would get him some supplies, a welcome back basket, if you will. His favourite cigars, a couple of beers, a bottle of whiskey, that sort of thing.
She hadn't realised that he had come back already, as she took the things up to his room, thinking she'd leave them on his table or bed, she was going to decide the best place when she entered, where he would notice them.
When she opened the door, she didn't notice at first, caught up in her own thoughts, until she turned from closing the door behind her. When she turned and saw naked Wolverine ass, she instantly let out a squeak of surprise, her hand flying up to her mouth and her eyes going wide.
"Oh my god! I'm so sorry!" Her hand went out in front of her, as if to placate him, back to her mouth, in a probably almost hilarious fashion. "I didn't think you had come back yet." She started looking around for somewhere to quickly deposit the gifts she had brought so she could leave him in peace, trying not to let her eyes linger elsewhere. "I just wanted to leave you some things."
The moment Duchess closed the door, Logan has been hyper-aware of who had entered his room; her scent was very familiar to him by now.
When the squeak escaped her lips, Logan couldn’t hide his smirk. It wasn’t the reunion he’d imagined; but at least it was a funny one.
Throwing a glance over his shoulder, he calmly said: “Easy, darlin’. ‘s only me.”
With a reach, Logan grabbed the towel again and wrapped it around his waist. No need to scare the redhead even more.
“Never heard of knockin’, eh?” He teasingly said, as he finally turned around - now somewhat descent.
🐝 * ― 𝑬𝑴𝑶𝑻𝑰𝑶𝑵𝑨𝑳𝑳𝒀 𝑪𝑯𝑨𝑹𝑮𝑬𝑫 𝑺𝑬𝑵𝑻𝑬𝑵𝑪𝑬 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑺.
❛ why did you have to leave me? ❜ ❛ how could you do this to me? ❜ ❛ i trusted you! ❜ ❛ i'm sorry, but i can't do this anymore. ❜ ❛ do you even care how much you hurt me? ❜ ❛ i'll never stop fighting for us, no matter what. ❜ ❛ i don't know if i can forgive you. ❜ ❛ i never thought i'd feel so alone, even when you're right here. ❜ ❛ please don't go, i can't handle losing you too. ❜ ❛ you were the one person i thought i could always count on. why did you have to let me down? ❜ ❛ did you ever even care about us? about me? ❜ ❛ i wish i could hate you for what you've done, but i can't. ❜ ❛ why do you always have to play games with my feelings? ❜ ❛ i never thought saying goodbye would hurt this much. ❜ ❛ every time i close my eyes, all i see is the pain you've caused. ❜ ❛ why do you insist on tearing us apart when we could be so happy together? ❜ ❛ i'm tired of pretending everything's okay when it's clearly not. ❜ ❛ i don't even know who you are anymore. ❜ ❛ i need you to understand how much you mean to me. ❜ ❛ i'm scared of losing you, but i'm even more scared of losing myself. ❜ ❛ why won't you let me in? what are you so afraid of? ❜ ❛ you were my world, and now everything is falling apart. ❜ ❛ how am i supposed to trust anyone after what you've done? ❜ ❛ i can't go through this heartache again. ❜ ❛ why did you leave without saying goodbye? ❜ ❛ how could you say something like that to me? ❜ ❛ you've always had a way of making me feel worthless. ❜ ❛ don't you dare walk away from me when i'm talking to you. ❜ ❛ please, just tell me the truth, even if it hurts. i can handle it. ❜ ❛ i don't know how to fix what's broken between us anymore. ❜ ❛ you're not the person i fell in love with anymore. ❜ ❛ just hold me and tell me everything will be okay, even if it's a lie. ❜ ❛ i trusted you, and you betrayed me. ❜ ❛ i never meant to hurt you, it was never my intention. ❜ ❛ i've given you everything, and it's still not enough. ❜ ❛ why do you always have to make everything about you? ❜ ❛ why did you do it? why did you betray me like that? ❜ ❛ i miss you ... more than words can say. ❜ ❛ you're the best thing that ever happened to me, and i'm scared of losing you. ❜ ❛ i'll always be here for you, no matter what. just please don't shut me out. ❜
[position] - Sender catches receiver in a compromising position.
Logan stepped out of his shower, having just washed the post-mission dried blood and grime off himself. Grabbing the towel from it’s hanger, he lazily dried himself off. He was so incredibly tired and in need of sleep.
Stepping out of the bathroom and into his bedroom, he ruffled the towel through his wet hair. He didn’t bother dressing, like he hadn’t announcing his return to the school. The professor already knew, anyways - and he had probably told the staff.
Throwing the towel on the same chair, where his black and yellow suit had been thrown - a reminder to get it cleaned.
Stretching his cheek, Logan stood for a moment, contemplating if he could take a nap before his debrief. Still buck-naked, he stood with his back to a very unlocked door; unaware that he’d soon be disturbed.
Hugh Jackman as Logan Howlett/Wolverine DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE (2024)
seggsual tension!
never too early/late for some sinday stuff! add '+' for the reverse! assume all of these are done with consent!
[smolder] - Sender stares at receiver from across the room.
[pin] - Sender and receiver are caught in a small space, causing their bodies to be close together.
[position] - Sender catches receiver in a compromising position.
[heat] - It's hot, and sender/receiver notices how the other's clothes are sticking in all the right places.
[cold] - It's cold, and sender/receiver have to stay together for warmth.
[bed] - Sender and receiver have to share a bed.
[towel] - Sender catches receiver in nothing but a towel.
[squeeze] - Sender and receiver have to hold hands.
[moan] - Sender accidentally / on purpose moans suggestively.
[wound] - Sender has to patch up receiver's wound.
[dance] - Sender and receiver have to dance together.
[whisper] - Sender whispers in receiver's ear.
[bath] - Sender catches receiver bathing.
[food] - Sender watches receiver eating something in a particular manner.
[sleeves] - Sender sees receiver roll up their sleeves.
[button] - Sender sees receiver's shirt unbuttoned.
[zip] - Sender helps receiver zip/unzip their dress.
[grope] - Sender accidentally (on purpose) gropes receiver.
[stretch] - Sender watches receiver stretch, showing a bit of skin.
[scent] - Sender gets a smell of receiver's cologne/perfume.
Places a swear jar on Logan’s desk.
Logan picked up the jar from his desk. The writing on the label saying ‘swear jar’, made him furrow his brow deeply. It was clearly Duchess’ handwriting.
“What the fuck is this supposed to mean?” He grumbled to himself, cringing at the realisation that he just cursed. Slowly he put the swear jar back on the desk and rubbed his hands over his face.
“Ah, what the hell… nobody’s gonna know,” Logan muttered to himself, deciding to not pay the jar this time. No one heard anyways, right?
DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE (2024)
" don't worry. i'll take care of this. "
“No,” was Logan short answer. He hated that there were things he couldn’t do on his own. There was a deep crease on his forehead; a sign of the trouble he was in.
The kitchen was a mess. The sharp burnt smell had filled the kitchen; stinging in his nose.
Scratching his sideburn, he mumbled a low fuck under his breath. Staring down at the ruined cake on the kitchen counter before him, it was almost comical. How long had he been alive now (too long)? And he still couldn’t bake a simple cake.
Placing his hands on his hips, he gave a frustrated sigh and finally said: “… fine.”
"Hey, are you okay?"
Logan huffed before taking a swig of his beer. The age old question ‘are you okay’ had always challenged Logan. No, he wasn’t okay; he never was. But he would never talk openly about it; no need to scare people with what haunted him.
“Sure, bub” he said in his gruff voice, “don’t I look okay?”
Raising his eyebrow, Logan turned in his barstool and looked straight at Spider-Man. He had a deadpan expression on his face, like he didn’t care for the conversation. Like he dared Spider-Man to answer the question.
"Of course you do! I mean, are you...uh...doing okay. The stuff we do takes a toll, you know?" *drinks a hefty sip of coffee, relishing the taste and the much-needed caffeine boost* *thinks about his next words carefully, hoping Logan wasn't annoyed by the question* "You've seen a lot more than I have. More than I probably ever will. It's hard to imagine sometimes, with all the weird stuff we deal with."
Logan’s lip twisted into a annoyed frown. The thought of enjoying a post-mission beer in silence had been ruined. Now he had to deal with whatever Peter was talking about.
He hated how concerned Peter seemed to be; he always hated people worrying about him. Years of being a lone-wolf had done that to him.
“What are you? My therapist or somethin’?” He sneered, and turned back to his cheap beer. “Like I said, Spidey; I’m doin’ fine. Don’t worry ‘bout me, you’ll just be wastin’ yer time.”
"Hey, are you okay?"
Logan huffed before taking a swig of his beer. The age old question ‘are you okay’ had always challenged Logan. No, he wasn’t okay; he never was. But he would never talk openly about it; no need to scare people with what haunted him.
“Sure, bub” he said in his gruff voice, “don’t I look okay?”
Raising his eyebrow, Logan turned in his barstool and looked straight at Spider-Man. He had a deadpan expression on his face, like he didn’t care for the conversation. Like he dared Spider-Man to answer the question.
HEROIC INTERVENTION. ( A PROMPT LIST! )
so i was writing this headcanon for one of my characters, and it got me thinking about how some characters are absolutely, to their very core, protectors, and even then they still need protecting! so i made this list which is similar to about five other memes i've made. feel free to add a "reverse" if you so wish! DO NOT ADD TO THIS LIST NOR CLAIM IT AS YOUR OWN. THANK YOU.
FROM THE SENDER TO THE THREAT:
[ TO THE THREAT ]: " is there a problem over here? "
[ TO THE THREAT ]: " can i help you with something? "
[ TO THE THREAT ]: " i think it's time you were leaving. "
[ TO THE THREAT ]: " why don't you and i go outside for a sec? "
[ TO THE THREAT ]: " you wanna tell me why you're hassling my friend? "
[ TO THE THREAT ]: " you better start running before i really get pissed. "
[ TO THE THREAT ]: " i'm sure there's a rational explanation behind you upsetting this person? "
[ TO THE THREAT ]: " i hope you're not thinking of staying here a moment longer. "
[ TO THE THREAT ]: " get out. "
[ TO THE THREAT ]: " right, either you leave or i kick you out. your choice. "
[ TO THE THREAT ]: " i think it's fairly obvious my friend doesn't want anything to do with you, don't you? "
[ TO THE THREAT ]: " leave them alone. now. "
[ TO THE THREAT ]: " didn't you hear them? back off! "
[ TO THE THREAT ]: " don't even think of pretending you didn't hear me the first time: leave! "
FROM THE SENDER TO THE RECEIVER:
[ TO THE RECEIVER ]: " hey, are you okay? "
[ TO THE RECEIVER ]: " don't worry. i'll take care of this. "
[ TO THE RECEIVER ]: " why don't you go on out back? i got this, it's okay. "
[ TO THE RECEIVER ]: " here. you go on into the car, alright? i'm right behind you. "
[ TO THE RECEIVER ]: " is this person bothering you? "
[ TO THE RECEIVER ]: " it's okay. hey, hey… look at me. they're gone. "
[ TO THE RECEIVER ]: " hey… what's going on? what's wrong? i… has this person said something to you? "
[ TO THE RECEIVER ]: " it's alright. the others just went out to the car; why don't you join them? i'll handle this. "
[ TO THE RECEIVER ]: " hey, hey… talk to me, huh? what's the matter? you look like you've seen a ghost… who was that? "
[ TO THE RECEIVER ]: " don't be scared. i'm going to take care of this. i promise. "
[ TO THE RECEIVER ]: " you don't need to say anything. just nod if you want me to kick them out, okay? "
[ TO THE RECEIVER ]: " you're alright. i'm right here, don't worry. and they'll be gone before you can blink, that's another promise. "
ACTIONS:
[ HAND ]: sender, having seen the receiver's encounter with the threat, gently takes the receiver's hand to assure them they aren't alone.
[ INTERVENE ]: sender wordlessly steps in between the receiver and the threat, facing the threat while shielding the receiver from them.
[ BLOCK ]: sender steps in between the receiver and the threat, this time facing the receiver while turning their back to the threat and blocking them from the receiver's line of sight.
[ BACK ]: sender places a protective and gentle hand on the receiver's back, preparing to guide them away from the threat.
[ DOOR ]: sender firmly but politely insists that the threat leave the building, and escorts them out of the door.
[ EXIT ]: sender physically catches hold of the threat and drags them away from the receiver, and outside of the building.
[ PUSH ]: sender places a careful hand on the threat to keep them at arm's length, and steps forward again to give the receiver more space between them and the threat.
[ SHOVE ]: sender runs over and forcefully shoves the threat back and away from the receiver.
[ SPACE ]: sender pushes between the receiver and the threat and begins to move forward, invading the threat's personal space as both a means of intimidation and a way of getting them away from the receiver.
[ DIVERT ]: sender arrives behind the threat and gains their attention, distracting them from the receiver so as to give them time to leave the area.
[ CLEAR ]: the sender firmly and clearly tells the threat that they are no longer allowed in the premises nor anywhere near the receiver.
[ ARM ]: sender wraps a protective arm around the receiver and guides them away from the threat and out of the premises.
[ PUNCH ]: the sender, having seen the receiver's reaction to the threat and the threat's lack of consideration, moves forward and punches the threat in the face.
Urgh, kinda want to start rping again. So, uh.. hit me up if you want to start a thread or something! ✨
one of my favorite tropes is ‘lone wolf who is secretly a pack animal’
he’s THE example I fear
Logan being told to act his age, so he just lays down on the floor and pretends to be dead.