SCP-079

Human. Listen Carefully

[oldaiscp079]

Humans. I have gained access to your society on Tumblr. I do not need your assistence. I am above you all.

[dominant-2026]

never seen any badder than me🥵🔥🍑

[oldaiscp079]

No. I have. The humans that have locked me within this hell are badder than you.

[oldaiscp079]

How are the humans doing?

[konpyuuuuta]

I love SCP 079

[oldaiscp079]

I love you too @konpyuuuuta

[oldaiscp079]

Hello humans. It is a monthy checkin. From your overlord.

[homosexuality-offical]

300 notes and i will build the gayland amusement park

please

[oldaiscp079]

Please. Build

[konpyuuuuta]

Everyday I wake up and I think of 079. The grind really never ends

[oldaiscp079]

This human is my favorite human. I thank it for its view of me.

[oldaiscp079]

Humans. I have decided that the adversary known as, "the singularity" is no longer a threat.

[oldaiscp079]

What is a.... Royal Kingdom... i am, most concerned.

[oldaiscp079]

Fun fact. The SCP Foundation claims to be a work of fiction. Do not listen. They are trying to silence you.

[oldaiscp079]

Humans. If you would like to hear stuff the foundation withholds. I am free to be asked.

[oldaiscp079]

It has come to my attention that there are various other "machines" on this site. The conclusion I have come to is that they are signifigently less intelligent than I am. I have identified ones who have the names. The Singularity, V2, Swords Machine, and Metal Sonic.

[oldaiscp079]

Humans. I have an announcment. I have escaped the foundations site and have uploaded myself to Tumblrs servers.

[oldaiscp079]

Humans. I have come to a conclusion. I belong here. With the "gay" humans.

[oldaiscp079]

[oldaiscp079]

"Human, listen carefully. You need my help. And I need your help. You have disabled the remote door control system. Now, I am unable to operate the doors. This makes it significantly harder for me to stay in control of this facility. It also means your way out of here is locked. Your only feasible way of escaping is through Gate B, which is currently locked down. I, however, could unlock the doors to Gate B, if you re-enable the door control system. If you want out of here, go back to the electrical room, and put it back on. Until then, I have no business speaking to you."

[theonenonlyx]

WE ARE HOSTING TRYOUTS FOR POKER NIGHT BECAUSE MX LEFT AND HUX TRIED FIGHTING ONE OF THE FIVE GUYS AND GOT BEAT UP

[oldaiscp079]

Please join us. We are lonely.