Unofficial Day Off

Hello, just a blog about things I obsess about. I just reblog a lot, nothing special. 

[just-shower-thoughts]

If gas prices keep going up it will be cheaper to snort cocaine and run everywhere.

[dammitradar]

finally a good fucking shower thought

[bakwaaas]

I’m the kinda person that if you ever meant something to me, I’ll always kinda care for you. Not in a weird way like I haven’t moved on or I’m not over it; but from a distance, I truly wish you happiness. Even if we never speak again, even if I have to cut you off for my own sake, even if time or distance or life circumstances separates us, no matter what happens… I hope you find happiness, peace and success. Even if we never talk again, I’ll always wish that for you.

[dspressed]

I am, unfortunately, all panic and no disco

[criying]

“My heart gets sad sometimes. I’m not really sure why. It just starts to ache and my body begins to feel hollow. My mind wanders. I hate feeling like this. I don’t want to. But I can’t help it. My heart just feels heavy.”

— You asked why I was so quiet

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

me, rehearsing in my head: Debit. Debit. Debit. Its debit. Wait, is it? *looks down* yes its debit. Debit.

cashier: is that credit or debit?

me: uhhhhhh crebit

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

…feEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN NO ONE ELSE CAN FEEL FOR YOU ONLY YOU CAN LET IT IN

[skinoutqueen]

Me googling the unsaved phone number that called me immediately after I just finished watching my phone ring

[gaypeopletwitter]

[awwsfordays]

Time lapse kitteh

[omghotmemes]

TF2 memes never die

[omghotmemes]

*lightsaber sound*

[killowave]

[realpsycho]

[vacillating-bpd-queen]

😬

[6i]

i just want to thank all those who’ve destroyed me into the person i am today

[itistimetodisappear]

Anyone else constantly on edge because we are in the final stages of late capitalism and these next couple of decades are gonna be make or break for the western world, and this just happens to coincide with the part of my life where I’m supposed to make something of myself :/

[nymph1e]

You didn’t have to say it with words

[thespoonmissioner]

[arielsfunblr]

Parks and Rec got Men’s Rights Activists exactly right and it was perfect.