Brubs

29, she/they, brazilian | translation studies, critical role, d20, the locked tomb, poetry, and every other gay shit

[vetchtibbles]

I think I’m falling behind in pop culture can we stop writing books and making movies until I catch up. something crazy is about to happen to gilgamesh

[quoteastic]

Sometimes happiness looks like staying at home, minding your business, telling people no and doing you.

[thahalfrican]

Congrats if you survived this year because what the fuck was that

[voltaspistol]

[gean-grey-blog]

One time I was leaving a friend's place and an older lady with basically no English came up to me and communicated that she was very cold and needed a ride. She pointed to tell me where to go.

I got there and her daughter or granddaughter came out and was like omg her phone died we were worried

And then the older lady said something and the younger lady translated.

"She knew she could trust you because you have pink hair"

I thought it was funny at the time. But when I think back on it I think she was basically saying "you had a visible sign of not vibing with the system I was afraid of"

Be weird. Be colorful. Help random people.

[anxiousangerball]

I don't know who needs to hear this, but

YOU DO NOT NEED TO START A NEW HOBBY!

STEP AWAY FROM THE TEXTILES!

YOU DON'T NEED MORE YARN!

THAT FABRIC IS NOT CALLING TO YOU! LEAVE IT ALONE!

[boyrot]

boy it's me the textiles speaking to you inside your head. you need the yarn. you need thread. your soul hungers to participate in the act of creation. you must feed it. you must buy so many beads.

[sandersstudies]

So rude that you can’t say “okay, I’m done thinking about that” and then actually stop thinking about it

[just-a-humble-garbagecan]

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[yazzdonut]

me (user since 2010) everytime this site is in a 50/50 situation of being nuked every 3 years

[bloomweiss]

Felt like this too

[peripecias-i]

This gif speaks All Hammer so much. This was the All Hammer cleaning his tears after reuniting with Bahamut

[diluftmensch]

damn, she’s a bad bitch. oh they’re nonbinary? my bad. damn, they’re a bad person

[lesbianmarrow]

it’s so important to follow people on tumblr who watch tv shows that you do not watch because sometimes they will put gifsets of beautiful women on your dash and you get to look at them

[quasi-normalcy]

I don't trust anyone who hasn't acknowledged their capacity for evil.

[quasi-normalcy]

"I'm just a smol bean uwu" No sir, what you are is someone who is so habituated to thinking of yourself as innocent that you will continue to do so even when you're guilty.

[thepictureofmadamec]

To quote Chris Fleming

"You know that thing where the most toxic person you've ever met over-relates to woodland creatures on social media? I call it Vibe Dysphoria. She'll put up a picture of a mouse in a jean jacket with 'It's me.' That is not you. I don't know how you got under the impression that you are a mouse in a jean jacket. You are an eel with a gun.She posts a toad with a basket of mushrooms like 'Me doing my little things.' Oh madam, there is nothing little about your things. You gave me psychosexual issues I'll carry to my watery grave. You are not a toad in the forest...You are a cruel woman who just happens to be small."--Chris Fleming

[its-your-mind]

She told me... she was going to be reborn.

I thought... As a little baby? As a tiny, vulnerable... little bug? So little... So corruptible... So unprotected?

I said...

"Okay. I'll come find you. For Cyrus."

[anexperimentallife]

[lyeekha]

via @5qui99l3

[wizardshark]

I've watched a lot, and I mean a lot, of jackie chan style kung fu movies and I just gotta say that this is a brilliant joke that is absolutely worthy of and SHOULD appear in one

[livs-cooke]

MEGAN FOX and AMANDA SEYFRIED as JENNIFER CHECK and NEEDY LESNICKI

JENNIFER'S BODY (2009) dir. Karyn Kusama

[bustedlestatdoll]

my mom just had a 7cm brain tumor removed and since she's woken up she's been talking nonstop about this dream she had about going to an art gallery full of colourful paintings by a 'homosexual artist' named klimsdorf who was ethereal and wise, both young and old... at first she was convinced he was a real person but after failing to find him online she's accepted he was a figment of her subconscious mind and is now determined to bring him to life via painting his portrait herself. she's 67 and has never drawn in her life. and now this. blorbo from her tumor