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People post shit like “I’m so happy. God has blessed me with a new car.”

I’m sitting here like “That’s cool. God blessed me with daddy issues, major depression, and social anxiety.”

Some of y’all are more worried about being “sheep” than unknowingly passing along a deadly virus to vulnerable populations and it’s disturbing.

Men Don’t Listen, example 1:

Me: “Ooh, home dog training!”

Him: “I like Daughtry too.”

Me: 😐

Him: “You said ‘I like Daughtry’ right?”

Referencing tacos...

Boyfriend says "it doesn't taste ugly."

He forgot the word "gross."

Talks in his sleep 2

Him: “I’m so sorry. I’m sorry you had to deal with that. I love you and you shouldn’t have to deal with all those questions.”

Me: “What questions?”

Him: “Didn’t you say the cops came to talk to you or something?” (Never happened)

Me: “I did? What did I say?”

Him: “You said the cops came and asked you a bunch of questions.”

Me: “What did I say they asked me?”

Him: “Everything was fine.”

Me: “Okay.”

Him: “What did they ask you?”

Me: “I don’t remember. You tell me.”

Him: “THAT’S NOT FAIR! ... I’m mad at you now.”

Talks in his sleep

I feel like I need to start documenting what my partner says in his sleep.

Just now: “do you mind if I close my mouth for a while?”

Me: “if that’s what you want babe.”

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Nah.