oli adams

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@chantclevergreen

‘did ya’ hear about this attack at the party? where was i? all i remember from that night is... chicken, hot sauce. oh fuck me, i ended up at nando’s again, didn’t i? where did you end up? not at the arms of a wolf, i hope.’

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zachariahsisms:

God fucking damn it why were all three of his sons drunk as fuck? Zach took a deep breath and fuck even before Oli said he was drunk, he knew it. It just hit his nose like a punch in the face. “Yeah,” Zach said, hugging Oli anyway and laughing a little. “you don’t say?” He pulled back, eyes widening. “Oi oi oi oi boyo! Hang on!” He said, placing a hand at the bottom of the bottle. “No, I’m not drinking. Do you wanna eat something?” He asked, hoping to coax some food into his friend’s stomach in his drunken state since it’d do him some good.

‘i’d kill for some chicken, actually.’ oli admitted, glancing about the room but he knew if there was any form of chicken, he’d be able to sniff it out. ‘let’s grab the lads and head to nando’s! ah, damn. i should finish this.’ oli pulled back to snatch the bottle and turn it upside down, his head tilted back as he drank the whole thing and felt the strong urge to drop it to the ground. ‘fuck yeah. go on, grab jamie and tedweirdo and your date and i’ll get frankie!!’

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frvnklngbttms:

frank’s reaction was delayed by the alcohol in his system, so instead of catching all of his friend’s frame, he managed to grab hold of one leg and clutching an arm around his waist, but it didn’t stop him from trying to spin him around. “ i KNEW it was only a matter of time before i won you over with my musical gifts. WHY OLLIPOP I THOUGHT YOU’D NEVER ASK ! ”

oli climbed onto his mate’s body, legs draping around his waist and arms laid out as they did one of the awkwardest spins in the world. and yet somehow, if he were handing out oscar’s, he’d hand one too frank. ‘babe! you won be over YEARS ago, i was only playing hard to get! besides, i only have to date zach and then it’s me and you time, frankie! froli, froli, froli!’ he chanted playfully, nuzzling his face into frank’s neck, ‘we’re endgame, we’re going to become a singing sensation once we leave the band behind and move to dublin.’

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damn-darcy:

“course you can.” she replied with a drunken grin before patting his cheek. “yeah. honestly, it was a long time coming. we barely even talk. if anything it was the most committed friend with benefits i’ve ever had.” at his question, she shrugged. “i dunno. i’m feeling like i should fuck a slytherin. maybe a ravenclaw.”

‘why not a gryffindor? i’m free tonight, baby girl.’

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damn-darcy:

“if you’re the real slim shady, i’m cher.” she teased, taking the bottle and giving it a big swig. at his question, she took another drink before throwing an arm around him. “who knows. he’s not really my bloke anymore. broke it off while we were dancing. now i gotta find a new one. i’m not staying celibate tonight.”

‘screw shady, can i be sonny?!’ oli grinned widely but it fell almost straight away when she told him what had happened. ‘what?! that’s a sitty thing to do, on valentines! what the fuck? why? and who?’

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@zachariahsisms

‘LADDIE!!’ oli beamed, running for the other to attack him with a hug as he’d done to pretty much every single one of boys today. ‘oh i missed you, i missed you! are you drinking? i’m so--’ he hiccuped by laughed it off before taking another swig from his bottle of vodka, ‘drunk.’

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@damn-darcy

‘--moral of the story, those idiots should’ve sat back down when CLEARLY i am the real slim shady!’ oli babbled without a point, a drunken hiccup escaping and his answer was to grab a hold of the bottle and take another sip before passing it to darcy. ‘anyway, where’s your bloke? i was about to give him the blahblahblah, don’t hurt her talk but... now i’m drunk.’

[odetteparkinsxn-blog]

“I got dragged along by some of the other Ravenclaws. I don’t know why i agreed to come along, I always feel so out of place at parties. Books I can deal with. Booze not so much.”

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‘meanwhile i’m BUMMED that i didn’t think to host a rager such as this. books not booze? oh baby, i think booze in my books.’

[tedtnks]

         “ I LOVE YOU BABY AND IF IT’S QUITE ALRIGHT

                    I NEED YOU BABY TO WARM MY LONELY NIGHTS

           I LOVE YOU BABY —

 come on, is my serenading THAT bad? “

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‘quite frankly, lad... i’m in love with you. marry me frankenweenie, marry me!’ oli leaped out into the arms of his friend, not caring if he’d catch him or let him fall.

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OLIVER ADAMS is a WIZARD of TWENTY in GRYFFINDOR who looks particularly like NIALL HORAN. They are in their SECOND YEAR and study UNDECIDED. If you asked anyone who knew them, they would describe them as TALKATIVE and HUMBLE but also INDECISIVE and IMPULSIVE. 

hey meet niall, i mean.. oli

his favourite thing i this world is eating. his favourite food is chicken, lIKE spicy chicken. catch this boy havin a cheeky nandos with the boys (he has no boys)

u know when u first start school and you’re like I’LL NEVER BE ABLE TO DECIDE but then u get that one class u love and ur like haha yes. that’s what i wanna do forever???

oli’s still waiting on that moment

he LIKES school, he loves it but he doesn’t want to study one subject particularly over another

he just going with the flow

the boy plays the uke, the drums, n the guitar 

he sings, but is shy, but also put him on stage and he will sing his fockin heart out 

heart of gold

loves to dance someone plz find him a dance partner??

in a dumb ass band w/ dumb frank, zach and james

they’re called STUPID direction jk it’s oli & the laddies 

uhhhhh yeah that’s him. he’s so dumb, such sunshine, i love him???????

SO IRISH!!! IRISH ALERT OH MY GOODNESS!!!!

doesn’t rlly have that much of an accent until u get him worked up and angry and theN BOOOOOOOOOM

literally has to worst vocabulary, DOESN’T get how jokes pass so catch him still sayin WAZZZZZZZZZUP