[skunkes]

[greelin]

1bedroom/1bath’s being $1800+…… we have to start lighting landlords on fire. i’m so serious

[vetchtibbles]

james and the giant pronoun

[zombiequeens]

Ghost perform at Rock in Rio, 2013

[draconym]

Me: Fuck, the paper towels I want are on the top shelf.

The Sir David Attenborough That Lives In My Brain: Being smaller-than-average presents an added challenge to foraging ... but necessity is the mother of invention. A little creativity turns a baguette into a tool, and voilà--

(paper towel roll falls on my face)

Sir David Attenborough, pleasantly: Success.

[bojackbaby]

me when he's grouchy and old:

[witherfide]

[sacred-portal]

[roaldamundsen]

baking with my mama

[spookacola]

Baking with my mama 🍞🥖🥐

[incel-rights-advocate-deactivat]

[purlty23]

every time a trans guy pumps his tdick a demon gets its spade

[on-a-lucky-tide]

Nik's watching fitness videos on Instagram in the rec room. "How to get rid of man boobs from home? Ha. Why would I want to do that?" And he grabs his chest to give it a proud wiggle. Somewhere in the background Soap walks into a closed door with an audible thud.

[wolfythewitch]

No hate like christian love huh

[wolfythewitch]

Sorry! Allow me to be angry for a second it's Sunday. I'm just thinking a lot right now. For a religion that (quote from my school's priest) "builds itself on a culture of kindness" I've never quite met anyone else this cruel. The church I have to attend is protestant (and a megachurch lol) and every week they have someone give a testimony about how they found God. Sometimes it's heartwarming, maybe. Like hey! That was great man. Most of the time, I have to sit and listen as my siblings from the LGBT community flay themselves open on stage and tell the world how their love was a sin. Today's testimony came from a former lesbian who attended church with her partner of 15 years, and then decided to break it off because they didn't want to go to hell. Not because they fell out of love or anything like that, but because they didn't want to go to hell and to live in sin. What a fucked up little echo chamber. No one hates me more than the god my parents claim to serve

[slimepost-generator]

you're so beautifol :) may i sense you with my feelers

[technicolorcrows]

of course! let me just-

(source)

[revelisms]

Terzo and Ale shenanigans, now in technicolor 💜💚

Bonus sketch:

[nyctibiius]

she has been pickled for her crimes

[guooey]

[sandmanalone]

The spirit of Mouse compelled me:

[mrsterlingeverything]

Put me back in the water right now or ill die

[mrsterlingeverything]

Right now or ill die

[longnuts]

Squirm for me

[mrsterlingeverything]

Unh

[probuccalfat]

it’s fucking wild because one day you’re like i guess i’m not dying tragically young and you go to the store and you buy dental floss, ingredients for soup, and a bath mat