Forget any idea you had for Thomas stories, I wanna see the engines and the narrator interacting with each other for some sort of April fools themed episode. All the dialogue between them is snarky and sassy just like in season one…but it’s cranked up to 11. Or maybe even have the engines are self-aware that they’re in a tv show???
Just...imagine for a moment what that would be like.
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Narrator: “This Is Thomas! He’s a cheeky little engine who has a short stumpy funnel, a short stumpy dome, and a short stumpy-“
Thomas: “WE GET IT. I’M SMALL. By my maker Is that really the only thing you can describe me as?!”
Narrator: “No, actually! I forgot to mention he has a temper of one of those small rat dogs that women keep in their purses and treat them like children! Why one could argue that he has the temper of a rooster!”
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Percy: "Hey Thomas, I'm supposed to go to the works at 5, could you cover for my mail train?"
Narrator: "This made Thomas very cross, he told Percy that he should do his own work and-"
Thomas: "Oh of course! Is it just the regular route?"
Narrator: "Wait no, that's not what you're supposed to-"
Percy: "Yep! My driver can come with you if you'd like!"
Thomas: "If he wouldn't mind coming along with us. I'd hate to make your train late."
Percy: "Thanks Thomas, I really appreciate it. I'll leave the train near the sheds when I have to leave."
Thomas, very smuggly: Oh it's nothing, really! Anything for my best friend!"
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Narrator: “And then there was trouble!”
Edward, rapidly descending down Gordon’s hill and becoming a runaway: “Oh of course there’s trouble! Why wouldn’t there be trouble WHEN ISNT THERE TROUBLE-“
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Percy, late at night: “Where do you think that voice in the sky goes when we all go to sleep? Does he have a home to go to?”
Edward: "Hmm...I'm not sure. Maybe he goes to a shed just like us!"
James: “Oh please, If he spends all of his free time with us, I doubt he even has a bed let alone a shed!"
Narrator: “I’m still here, you know!”
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Henry, after having yet another derailment this week: “Do we really need to have an accident every episode??? Is it really that vital to this forsaken franchise to have some large an monumental crash every day???”
Gordon, using his winch to help Henry: “No, but it would be rather dull if Thomas didn’t fling himself headfirst into a fistfight every two minutes, wouldn’t you agree dear?”
Henry: “…Fine, your right…but it wouldn’t hurt to pick on someone else every now and again would it?!
*a hearty laughter from Gordon ensues*
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Duck: "Does anyone ever think about what that voice in the sky is? Like...Is it a man? Is it an engine? A God?"
Thomas: "I...never actually thought about that."
Gordon: "I just assumed he was a result of being on this accursed island for so long. I'm surprised that we can hear him but the humans can't...it's quite concerning if you ask me!"
Percy: "Maybe he is a God! An Engine God!"
Gordon: "Oh now look what you've started!"
Edward: "Hold on now, I think he's onto something!"
Thomas: "W-what do we do with this? What can we do with this?"
Edward: "Well, we can tell it to others! Like how the priests do for churches!"
Percy: "What about those cerci-moneys? I heard that humans do those for their Gods!"
Duck: "Maybe we should name him first! It's only proper!"
Gordon: "STOP ENCOURAGING HIM!"
Narrator: *holding in his laughter*
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