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All the times they didn’t have to go so hard with these two, but good lord am I glad they did

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That is IT! That is the last STRAW! I am watching this show.

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Update: I still have not watched the damn show.

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Update: I watched it twice

guerrillatech

starredfishing

my brother was just diagnosed with PCOS (poly cystic ovarian syndrome) and i was wondering if he could get any advice/tips/info on having it and being transmasc?

TRANSPHOBES DONT FUCKING TOUCH THIS POST.

oliverhatesfascists

I don’t have anything yet because I’m pretty recent to starting to actually understand my PCOS but I’m reblogging this so I can come back to it when I actually have some advice. Hope you don’t mind and I’m sorry I can’t help yet.

daakureisaiko

Seeing my own old cold shitty takes, I'd probably bully my younger self

teatitty

Hot Take: everyone knows that Clark is Superman but everyone is convinced they’re the only one who knows that Clark is Superman so they’re all like “ah geez I have to keep this a secret so no-one finds out” and the only person who genuinely Does Not Know is Lex Luthor

kayvsworld

Thinking abt immortality and how meticulously you’d have to keep track of all of your shit so some nosy historian didnt spot your old journal or coat or copy of a book and call an infuriating time-based finders keepers

“It’s two hundred years old” they say. “It’s essentially public property” they say. It’s a letter you sent to your friend and it’s in a museum now and you’re screaming

galwednesday

Why are vampire stories always I Want To Drink The Sexy Neck Milkshake and never two vampires texting about the passionate letter one wrote to the other in 1863 but never sent that the other just saw in the Smithsonian’s fall exhibition on Love Through the Ages and what the fuck, Claude, why didn’t you say anything

kayvsworld

THANK YOU!!! asking the REAL questions

aqueerkettleofish

“And in this exhibit, we see the drawings that a child in 1512 made in his lesson book.” “I spent 350 years becoming a master artist, and THIS is the only work that I can get in a museum? Why don’t you just torture me with my high school poetry, too?”

marzipanandminutiae

museum heist by a vampire desperate to get back the Really Good Umbrella she accidentally left at a coaching inn in 1788

sexedplus

This piece is about prude-shaming and compulsory sexuality. It’s sort of a companion to this other piece, which is about slut-shaming and how wanting to have lots of casual, unconventional sex doesn’t make you a bad person.