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The persistence of saucepans in the mind of a polo neck sweater.

Strange mass on display at the University of Nonagon Museum (note the distribution of spikes).

The effort by cities to replenish sewage during the Great Sewage Shortage of 1923.

The latest e-cigarette flavour - foraged tobacco leaf and roasted garlic.

Scientists monitor chevron particle accelerator at the Large Chevron Collider.

Music - an organised group of sounds not necessarily in the right order.

Wortlimertling, 1901. Prototype non-lethal weapon - the Giant Soap Bubble Generating Machine.

What not to wear part 1. Hats.

Unfortunately, the mouse failed a random drug test.

PEARLS OF WISDOM TEETH

Two beds are better than one.

The secret global headquarters of Windmills for World Domination (WinDom).

The inherent futility in the utility of objects.

The creation of craters, as imagined by folk in the back of yesterday.

Satellite module orbiting serenely through space, little knowing the chaos below.

Wortlimertling, 1901. Officers enjoy a demonstration of the latest sound detection technology.

Two chairs visiting their cousin, the bench, in Cornwall.

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