Olive Winterleaf

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Have you got arrow-pointing syndrome? Do arrows point at your big toe causing irritation?

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A selection of vinaigrette dressings in descending order of size.

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The longest journey starts with trees.

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A plane loses the war on gravity.

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A look back at the golden age of telephony - when you could hear telephones ring and even hear the caller’s voice!

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A fine set of automated teeth.

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A demonstration of early 20th century nose-picking (note the discreet use of ink pen).

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18th century gentleman demonstrates the latest stocking arrangements à la vogue.

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There’s no accounting for the wicker basket.

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Three potatoes in a state of ennui.

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The nose - an extension of the tuba family. The fundamental frequency of the nose is B flat.

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1901. Tests carried out on the latest military hardware proved cumbersome.

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‘Are you sure you want to filter-feed that?’

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Stall selling snacks such as ‘stewed tea’ and ‘locusts a la plancha’.

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Voice Collector. There are times when you just have to listen to your own voice. Especially if you enjoy listening to the sound of you own voice as a hobby. Well, now you can listen again and again, with this handy collector. Comes with its own booklet of useful tips. Whiten Your Teeth With Our New, Patented 'Miracle' Paint...

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The world goes around a man with substandard footwear.

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World’s first chocolate skyscraper under construction.