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How long will they last? - For forever
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - It was pretty gradual. Neither of them were looking for it
How was their first kiss? - One of those âI just need your dick in me nowâ kinda kisses. Nothing sweet or romantic about it.
Wedding: They arenât married yet but what the hell
Who is the best man/men? - Oliver, Ivan
Who is the braidâs maid(s)? - Kinley, Jon, Luke (She donât gaf theyâll all wear pretty dresses)
Who did the most planning? - They both did
Who stressed the most? - Liam
How fancy was the ceremony? -
Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Nikolay and Sydney. If they are still alive by that point
Who is on top? - Liv. Liam will deny this but lets be real, itâs better for everyone involved.
Who is the one to instigate things? - Both
How healthy is their sex life? -
Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? -
Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Donât go into the sex dungeon without a horseâs head
How long do they normally last? - A good amount of time
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Liv probably has more
How rough are they in bed? -
Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bedâs shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar itâd make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wallâs so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? -
No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
How many children will they have naturally? - One. By mistake
How many children will they adopt? - Donât they already adopt all the strays?
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Theyâll both do this evenlyÂ
Who is the stricter parent? - Liam
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - If itâs after school neither of them. Theyâll let the little asshole break his legs and deal with the consiquencesÂ
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Liam
Who is the more loved parent? - Liv. Sheâd be the chill, cool mom
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? Both
Who cried the most at graduation? - Neither
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Both
Who does the most cooking? - Liam
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Liam
Who does the grocery shopping? - Both
How often do they bake desserts? - Not often
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Meat lvoers
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Liam
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Liv
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - Liv
Who cleans the room? - Liam
Who is really against chores? - Liv- but not really. She enjoys a clean house tooÂ
Who cleans up after the pets? - No pets
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Liv
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Neither. Their house is always full of people
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Liam
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Liv
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - No dog
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - ALL THE TIME
What are their goals for the relationship? - Get married and be happy for once?
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Liv
Who plays the most pranks? - Â Liv