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[cloudabserk]

subtle

[gaynehollander]

Sometimes you have to read fics that aren't great if only to experience the joy of patently insane moments, like a freshly deflowered Shane worrying that he will now become a sex addict.

[gaygoatshane]

[gaynehollander]

Ilya was not expecting the switch-up in Shane's sexting after they became official. He didn't realise that Shane's hesitation in admitting his desires were largely due to a fear of being rebuffed. Having those two weeks together at the cottage, where they had free reign to explore each other's bodies and speak openly about their desires, not to mention the security Shane's afforded through the boyfriend label, makes him a lot more confident that Ilya will receive his open admission of certain fantasies with enthusiasm rather than scorn. Which is, all in all, pretty great.

However, this does mean that Ilya will regularly receive texts at the most inconvenient times that entirely disrupt his day.

He's on a call with his agent when he receives the text, "I think I'd like to try handcuffs," and it takes a full minute before his ears stop ringing and he doesn't fully process anything that's said for the rest of the meeting.

He's boarding a plane with the Raiders when Shane sends him, "have a safe flight ❤️​" before following it up with, "we'll need to find a way to join the mile high club at some point." He's half hard for most of the flight.

When Ilya returns from the medic, after a brutal game that ended up costing him an incisor, he sees several texts waiting for him. They start out quite tame, with "holy shit, you're so hot" but quickly devolve into, "I want you to spit in my mouth," and "if someone finds the tooth, please let me keep it." Calming down enough to get in the showers with the rest of the team after that is not an easy task to accomplish.

[russianblush]

😛

[vickyvicr]

does user dmcharg know she takes the best hudcon pics always

[vickyvicr]

picked my top 3 but here are some more she literally never misses

[hudkarma]

Season 1 -> Season 2

[heatedpigeon]

Hudson Williams Appreciation Week

Day 6: Favorite Trait | Hudson being shamelessly freaky and himself

[artemissoftstepper]

make your subtitles accurate to what’s being said or i will kill you!!!!

[writinginasnowglobe]

we need to talk more about shane’s ilya album on his phone okay because ilya’s shane album is talked about so much but shane !! the whole world knows about them suddenly and that means shane can now have pictures of ilya on his phone without worrying about them being outed. he can take pictures of ilya and not have to worry about it

he comes home from his morning run and it’s still early enough that ilya is still sleeping, sprawled across their bed on his stomach and his curls are everywhere and his mouth is slightly parted and there’s just the tiniest bit of drool at the corner of his mouth and shane can’t stop staring at him because ilya is here in their bed and shane loves him so much and wait, he doesn’t have to memorize this, he can take a picture.

they’re on the couch when anya comes scrambling up onto ilya’s lap and ilya isn’t even watching the movie anymore, just cooing at anya and cuddling her and shane can just. take a picture.

ilya’s getting ready for an irina foundation event and he hasn’t put on his suit jacket yet and fuck his shoulders and back and arms in that shirt are fucking insane and so shane sneaks out his phone from his pocket and takes a picture.

ilya sends him a selfie from his car because he just got out of a captain’s meeting along with a text “i miss you” even though it’s only been a couple hours since he left that morning and shane doesn’t need to spend ten minutes tracing the lines of ilya’s face with his thumb before deleting it. no, he can just save it to his phone instead.

ilya laughing with his head thrown back at one of bood’s bbqs. ilya making a funny face over at him while posing for an ad campaign yuna got for him. ilya lying on the ground with a bunch of puppies crawling all over him, wearing the biggest, most contagious smile. ilya bent over a puzzle with a focused expression on his face. just ilya, ilya, ilya.

and shane can’t believe he gets to have this now, can’t believe it after having spent a decade not allowing himself to keep any trace of ilya on his phone. and he’s going to spend the rest of their lives taking enough pictures to make up for it

[sloanegabe]

horizontal hollanov

[bisexualrozanov]

shanebug's happy place <3

[argillaforma]

what if shane was so so sleepy but also so horny that he let ilya fuck him nice and slow until he couldn’t hold his eyes open anymore and he mumbles to ilya to keep going before he’s out and ilya keeps thrusting oh so slowly as to not wake shane and shane feels so good and used when he wakes up in the morning

[piwonplaylist]

and the crowd is… coming to the cottage??

[mymansmoon]

shane + a big, punched-out "yes" when ilya's cock pushes into him after shane's waited ALL DAY for it. shane + a far breathier and more overwhelmed "oh god, yes" when ilya's hips come flush with his ass, aaaaall the way in, finally finally.

[gingerpolyglot]

I love playing with the Boxing Day fight and balancing out the narrative so it's not so heavy on blaming Shane for everything, but it's also SO juicy to play with Shane taking on all of the blame and guilt that Ilya heaps on him at his lowest and internalizing it, and breaking himself trying to make up for something he isn't actually responsible for fixing and forcing Ilya not only to recognize and acknowledge how unfair it was to put all of that on Shane's shoulders but also apologizing and working to do better going forward.

I want Ilya to get to a better place with his mental health and finally look back and realize how unfair he was to Shane, and I want him to be horrified when Shane is like "but I deserved it, yeah maybe you were a little hard on me but that's because I wasn't being a good boyfriend," and I want him to hear Irina telling him "Papa is hard on me but it's because he has high expectations." I want Ilya to have a nightmare about the Boxing Day fight where he DID hurt Shane when he shoved him against the wall and have to confront that moment of anger. I want him to scroll through Shane's Instagram, perfectly curated and professional, and see hundreds of hateful comments under even the most benign post and realize that he's been holding onto resentment about Shane not plastering their relationship all over social media now that they can.

I want Shane to tell Hayden to fuck off when he makes another snide comment, and when Ilya expresses his surprise Shane explains that he couldn't risk even more disruption in the room in Montreal when management was already looking for any excuse to get rid of him after he came out, that if he hadn't pulled their miraculous cup run off there would have been a lot of very pointed comments about bringing in new blood and shaking things up, and what would they have done if he'd ended up somewhere further away?

I want Ilya to think about how Hayden hated him and JJ broke Shane's trust and Rose was never around so actually, who DID Shane have to talk about their relationship with, besides his parents?

I want Ilya to catch Shane flinching when one of the guys makes another crack about him not having a leadership position and realize he's been pouring salt in a wound he didn't see for months, and worse, letting the team do it too.

I want Ilya to see the impact that his behavior has had on the man he loves and work on fixing it, instead of spiraling into self loathing or being dismissive.

And I want Shane to see Ilya take ownership of his own contributions to their issues and stop thinking of taking on all the blame as something else he just has to deal with to get to be with Ilya.

[gaynehollander]

Ridiculous au idea I inflict on you because I played eeeny meeny mo and you lost: Ilya runs away to join the circus as a sword swallowing mime how he meets Shane who is still hockey player I don't know

I feel honoured to be the person you brought this to but the image this brings to mind for me is that scene from Big Fish where Edward sees Sandra for the first time and says, "they say when you meet the love of your life, time stops, and that's true. What they don't tell you is that when it starts again, it moves extra fast to catch up." Except it's Shane, in full hockey gear for some reason, slowly moving towards a frozen sword-swallowing mime.