Help me, she prayed, send me a friend, a true knight to champion me…
hello vonnie
sheepfilms
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Love Begins
The Bright Sessions

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RMH

Origami Around
noise dept.
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Not today Justin
Claire Keane
Doug Jones
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Help me, she prayed, send me a friend, a true knight to champion me…
Honestly, I'm so lucky and blessed to have my mom.
How to piss of the “Game Of Thrones / A Song Of Ice And Fire” Fandom
-A Guide by Sansa Stark (as no matter what she does, she’ll be attacked)
insp
maisie_williams: there were never such devoted sisters
Entertainment Weekly ft. ‘Game of Thrones’ Cast Making Up Lyrics to Show’s Theme Song
Gwendoline Christie, glittering Sun Goddess here to cleanse us with her molten waves of pure molten gold
I feel bad for 2016. She started out with high hopes like the rest of us, it’s not her fault people made one shit decision after another. She tried hard to be a good year.
All my love to Billie Lourd.
The best part about Christmas is the build up to it, and doing all the fun stuff, like baking, decorating, getting presents for loved ones, getting a tree, watching Christmas movies, watching Christmas specials, drinking cocoa, playing in the snow, listening to Christmas music, etc.
soviet russian grandma cats complaining about their grandchildren and swapping recipes
THEY HAVE EAR HOLES let me die
BABUSHKATS
babushkats.
sansa stark + series 6
house stark is dead
“A beaver left his or her dam in Charlotte Hall Monday on a quest to find Christmas decorations at a local dollar store. Witnesses say they saw the beaver attempting to select the perfect Christmas tree and checking out other discounted holiday decor.” - via WJLA News
LET. THE BEAVER. SHOP.
Mrs. Beaver needs to prepare for Christmas since the Pevensie’s came to town are reviving the concept of seasonal changes.
It kind of really confuses me when Barbie commercials have little girls dressing them up and brushing their hair Like no Barbie is not about fashion. Barbie is about collecting as many dolls as you can get your grubby 7 year old hands on and dominating the living room with your expansive empire of plastic women. Barbie is about creating intricate social structures and spicy inter-family conflicts between town house residents. Barbie is about formulating complex back stories for tortured Ken dolls with emotional scars. It’s about creating near-sadistic dramatic plot twists that split up marriages and cause that one Barbie you really dislike to be ceremoniously tossed down the stairs in order to be offed by the jealous ex-wife of Ken #4.
Yes, but how do you make it into a marketable commercial that won’t freak parents and caregivers out?
I’ve always had the impression that advertisers don’t really understand how girls play with their toys.
When I played with Barbies I had this thing called “The Dead Pit” which was a purple bratz laundry hamper. So whenever a Barbie got killed off she would go in there. And what I would do was I would carry her to the dead pit while singing the dead pit song. The dead pit song was just saying “The dead pit” over and over again in different tones. Anyway, once I finally reached the pit I would announce “(name) has died.” And drop her in. I would wait a few moments. Then, I would violently shake the hamper while shrieking, pretending to be the tortured souls of dead barbies of the underworld. I thought it was hilarious.
I had a friend who played school with her Barbies and handed out Math Worksheets. Which we then did in their names. This is as close as I have ever come to playing the way Mattel intended.
Mine mostly just went on quests to save whatever GI Joes my brothers had lost/abandoned in the living room recently. Or got complicated, and magical, hairdos.
I used to kill my only Barbie in increasingly creative ways
Did you know that the knife from a clue set perfectly fits the hand of a Malibu Barbie?
Mine usually rescued Ken from traditional blonde Barbie’s evilness or from giants.
Also did you know you can use nail polish to paint on Ken’s plastic hair? Pink just really brings out his eyes.
@blumeherz knows that my Barbies were mostly single mothers (to Polly Pockets and Harry Potter action figures). Who, in order to make money after being housewives who were widowed or divorced, turn to prostitution to support their children. I taught my friends about sex because of the plot lines for my Barbies
“Always aim high, work hard, and care deeply about what you believe in. And when you stumble, keep faith. And when you’re knocked down, get right back up and never listen to anyone who says you can’t or shouldn’t go on.”
thank you for fighting for us with such compassion, intelligence, grit, and grace. we love you.
The united states of what? Nope, never heard of it. Doesn’t ring a bell.