Seriously, Dude?!

Ollie Sawyer. 19. Dude. // FC: Josh Dun

[olliesawyer-a]

throwback to halloween forever ago, idk when this pic was even taken. my pumpkin had an affinity for coke tho

[thecoolteacher]

Pre-Halloween Halloween makeup. I finally feel like myself.

[olliesawyer-a]

lookin good dude!

[sushiandsyringes-blog]

Alright, blog’s set up, so: hello students (and staff?) of Bullworth. I’m the reason you have an elevator now. Nice to meet you.

[olliesawyer-a]

well thanks for that dude!! place needed more handicapable stuff :^) i hope you like it here, it can be kind of a drag with the wrong attitude

[sushiandsyringes-blog]

I don’t think it’ll be too aggravating, since I’m already happy being out of the hospital during school for the first time. An abattoir would look appealing right now.

[olliesawyer-a]

an aba-what?

[sushiandsyringes-blog]

Oh, ah, a slaughterhouse; sorry, that was pretentious wording.

[olliesawyer-a]

ohhh neat! nah that’s cool, i didn’t know there was another word for a slaughterhouse tbh

[sushiandsyringes-blog]

Alright, blog’s set up, so: hello students (and staff?) of Bullworth. I’m the reason you have an elevator now. Nice to meet you.

[olliesawyer-a]

well thanks for that dude!! place needed more handicapable stuff :^) i hope you like it here, it can be kind of a drag with the wrong attitude

[sushiandsyringes-blog]

I don’t think it’ll be too aggravating, since I’m already happy being out of the hospital during school for the first time. An abattoir would look appealing right now.

[olliesawyer-a]

an aba-what?

[sushiandsyringes-blog]

Alright, blog’s set up, so: hello students (and staff?) of Bullworth. I’m the reason you have an elevator now. Nice to meet you.

[olliesawyer-a]

well thanks for that dude!! place needed more handicapable stuff :^) i hope you like it here, it can be kind of a drag with the wrong attitude

[ivantheedgelord]

Has anyone ever noticed that Whoopi Goldberg has no eyebrows?

[olliesawyer-a]

leave my mother alone

[ivantheedgelord]

Ollie, this revelation has changed everything for me. She has no eyebrows.. Where did they go? Who took them? Who hurt you Whoopi?

[olliesawyer-a]

she’s never had them leave her ALONE

[ivantheedgelord]

Has anyone ever noticed that Whoopi Goldberg has no eyebrows?

[olliesawyer-a]

leave my mother alone

[toptiertownie]

Um, does this cat belong to any of you guys? She wont let me go, it’s been an hour.

[toptiertownie]

[olliesawyer-a]

if no one’s claiming her she’s mine

[toptiertownie]

Sorry bro, I think she’s imprinted on me. I’m her mom now.

[olliesawyer-a]

damn okay, good luck w/ her dude

[toptiertownie]

Um, does this cat belong to any of you guys? She wont let me go, it’s been an hour.

[toptiertownie]

[olliesawyer-a]

if no one’s claiming her she’s mine

[olliesawyer-a]

new math teacher’s kinda thicc or whateva

[olliesawyer-a]

i learned some latin back in middle school in one of those gifted kid classes. it was really weird but not too hard i guess, if you want a language it’s probably a pretty cool thing to put on your transcript

mr thicc i just damn near choked again oh my god dude xcbnxxnxm

[xpegasaurusx]

Maybe I’ll check out that Latin club thingy.  IDK.  

Who do you think will be the first student to call him ‘daddy’ though?  Place your bets.

[olliesawyer-a]

i’ll go with you if you want dude, can’t hurt to check it out

as for the daddy thing i’ll do it as a dare, the worst he can do is like, punch me i guess, which i don’t mind

[olliesawyer-a]

new math teacher’s kinda thicc or whateva

[olliesawyer-a]

i learned some latin back in middle school in one of those gifted kid classes. it was really weird but not too hard i guess, if you want a language it’s probably a pretty cool thing to put on your transcript

mr thicc i just damn near choked again oh my god dude xcbnxxnxm

[olliesawyer-a]

new math teacher’s kinda thicc or whateva

[xpegasaurusx]

LMAO dude he’s like 40 or something!

[olliesawyer-a]

guess his age is kinda thicc too then

or, ya know, whateva

[xpegasaurusx]

Plus he gave like 70 hours of homework today.  I guess he’s handsome though, idk, I’m bad at that kind of stuff.

[olliesawyer-a]

i was gonna say the homework is thicc but it’s really not, i don’t like math. the homework is like the pancake booties on the scale of thiccness.

he’s pretty handsome though!! his wife’s pretty, they’re probably some power couple of something, dude

[olliesawyer-a]

new math teacher’s kinda thicc or whateva

[xpegasaurusx]

LMAO dude he’s like 40 or something!

[olliesawyer-a]

guess his age is kinda thicc too then

or, ya know, whateva

[olliesawyer-a]

new math teacher’s kinda thicc or whateva

[ivantheedgelord]

Text to: @olliesawyer

[Text]: Send bob and vagene pic.

[Text]: I want to kiss ur vegana for 2 hrs and then put my 1 feet pinus in ur vegana u will happy…?

[olliesawyer-a]

[ text ]: you’re such an old dude

[ text ]: yes though i will smash you will smash it is the word, we’ll smash

[ text ]: 10/10 would smash

[ivantheedgelord]

Text to: @olliesawyer

[Text]: Send bob and vagene pic.

[Text]: I want to kiss ur vegana for 2 hrs and then put my 1 feet pinus in ur vegana u will happy…?

[olliesawyer-a]

[ text ]: i’ll only open bob if we can watch wrestling together

[ivantheedgelord]

[Text]: Hmm, ok.

[Text]: But you have to promise you’ll wrestle with me when it’s done.

[Text]: If I don’t get a chair smashed over my head real soon I’m gonna be fricken mad dude.

[olliesawyer-a]

[ text ]: i’ll wrestle with you as much as you want dude 😗😗😗

[ text ]: idk if the chair smashing’s a good idea though

[ivantheedgelord]

Text to: @olliesawyer

[Text]: Send bob and vagene pic.

[Text]: I want to kiss ur vegana for 2 hrs and then put my 1 feet pinus in ur vegana u will happy…?

[olliesawyer-a]

[ text ]: i’ll only open bob if we can watch wrestling together