i'm soooo changeable

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[ouijahands]

          I KNOW I’LL FEEL THIS WAY FOREVER.                I KNOW NO ONE WILL BEG TO DIFFER.          

  GOODBYE.                     SO LONG.                               I FUCKED YOUR MOTHER !

[incubustin-moved]

There’s not a single hickey on me, this is a disgrace.

[ollphcist]

klaus channeling ben i’m fucking crying.

[ollphcist]

POGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ollphcist]

luther is fucking toxic what the shit

[ollphcist]

okay but grace walking with her head on backwards is the most horrifying thing i’ve ever seen

[ollphcist]

allison’s gonna be okay though right? RIGHT?

[ollphcist]

me: i want to make a klaus blog my anxieties: there’s already 700 of them you’d be the worst. and you’d be so awful at characterising him. me: me: okay

[ollphcist]

“we can visit exotic places, meet new people and then kill them.” isn’t that a line from deadpool?

[ollphcist]

amanandgoodatit replied to your post: i’m not sure how i feel about the...

{{ – IM FEELING THE SAME WAY IM LIKE. THEY ALWAYS KNEW THEY WERENT RELATED BUT THEN AT THE SAME TIME???? }}

they were all raised as siblings, that’s enough. they called grace mom and reginald dad.  that’s enough.

[ollphcist]

i’ve said this before, i’ll say it again; PLEASE don’t use me as a meme source! if you’re not sending me something then reblog a meme from it’s source and not from me. it clogs up my activity and it’s depressing. 

[ollphcist]

amanandgoodatit·:

“I’m just sayin’-!”

“Post office is hiring.” He can’t stop the smile that tugs at his lips at the very idea of Jim working in such a mundane job.

“I think I just threw up a bit.”

[ollphcist]

amanandgoodatit·:

“Mhmmm,” Greg hums against Jim’s neck, pressing the softest of kisses there as his hands slip their way around to continue mapping their way across his chest.

“Just you. All of you… Your eyes; when you’re so turned on they just look black; your hair, after I’ve pulled it so much it’s sticking up in all directions… Your lips- christ, your lips - When you bite down on them,” He softly nips Jim’s shoulder, before peppering kisses over the area, “Or when they’re wrapped around my cock…” His hands trace nonsensical patterns as they explore, and there’s something in his voice as he softly speaks, as if he’d never expected to admit such things.

“The sounds you make when I fuck you… And the look on your face when you come. You’re gorgeous…”

    Jim was practically MELTING. He relaxed wholly into the touches, head lolling to the side to give Greg more room to lay those kisses. His breathing grew heavier as he listened to those words; the softness of his voice was almost SENSUAL. The nip caused his breath to hitch and he let out a pleasured hum from deep in his throat.      He brought his arm up to wrap around Greg’s head, allowing his fingers to thread through his silver locks. “Say more things like that.” He whispered, almost pleading to hear more of those soft words spilling from his mouth and getting his heart pounding like a voodoo drum.

[ollphcist]

i’m not sure how i feel about the allison/luther thing. it’s clearly romantic interest and i know they’re not BLOOD siblings but they were raised as such and called the same people mom and dad and IDK HOW I FEEL ABOUT IT.

[rpermemes]

Send 🛌 for our muses to wake up in bed together after having had sex together for the first time the night before.

[gcvern-deactivated20191102]

CARING IS NOT AN ADVANTAGE . i n d i e    m y c r o f t    h o l m e s p r o m o    b y   @aeirre

[angstmemes]

Daddy Kink sentence starters

“Daddy’s home from work, pet. Have you done everything I ordered you to?” “Come here, bend over my lap and don’t move away until I’m done teaching you a lesson!” “There’s a good girl/boy, now open your mouth and show your Daddy how much you need him.” “Hand Daddy his belt and take your shirt off.” “Now, repeat after me: ‘I’ve been a very bad girl/boy and I deserve to be punished’.” “Spread your legs for Daddy… and beg for me to touch you.” “If I hear so much as one complaint coming from your dirty mouth you’ll go straight back into the cage.” “Daddy wants to hear you sing a song. Sit on my lap and make Daddy happy.” “What a beautiful girl/boy you are. But you need a lot of work. Stand up straight, eyes on the floor and walk like a model.” “Remember the book you wanted? I got it for you. It’s on top of the cupboard where you can’t reach it. Now ask me very nicely and I might lift you up.” “You do not get to decide when it hurts too much, understood?! I’ll stretch you further if you so much as whimper.” “Don’t worry, virgin. You’re not ready yet to be fucked by your Daddy. You need to be trained first.” “Daddy has some guests over. Be a good host and bring us drinks, pet.” “Are you really sick or just trying to get out of today’s chores? Let me take your temperature. Now, shh, you know Daddy is always fair with you. Unless he finds out you’re lying.” "Tell me how good I’m making you feel and maybe, just maybe, you can touch Daddy’s cock tonight.” “I don’t care that you’re humiliated. I don’t care that you don’t want it. I don’t care that you feel dirty being touched like this.” “You will come. You’re already close… You can’t stop me. I have you. I own you. Now struggle all you want before the end, but know that when you come you’re mine forever.” “I want you to wear this dress tonight when we go out for dinner. Underwear is not allowed. Understood?” “Don’t you dare come. I haven’t given you permission yet. I don’t care how impossible it feels. You will not come until I tell you to!” “How dare you come all over Daddy’s hand when he hasn’t said you could!” “I know your wrists are sore from being tied down, but you still have three more hours to go. That’s what happens to bad girls/boys.” “You didn’t think I’d forget your birthday, did you? I even got you a present. I’m going to make you feel spoiled today, because you’ve been such a good pet to Daddy.”