Olly’s Blog

He/she | personal blog I do art sometimes @deplorabledeacon is where my funky Catholic stuff goes (I’m agnostic)

[ollyvoil]

Rebranding.

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Alexandre Motier

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Messing around in class

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I’m going to start posting things I actually enjoy now.

[ikrutt]

Femme fatale

[d0llz-s0up]

Back on my bullshit

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What’s with all these Elon Musk destiel memes at 9:47 AM? T^T

[rylandsgrace]

This website will never cease to amaze me

[pastafossa]

[random-brushstrokes]

Jean Delville (Belgian, 1867 - 1953)

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The number of times I have been delighted by witty banter only to find out later that I was “Flirting” is both unfortunate and disappointing.

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“haha so what about that guy, huh?”

Me: what about him

“Well you seemed super into him”

Me: what why

“…dude you were flirting all night”

Me:

Me: Whoms't™™

[trainerdelaney]

I found out several of my female coworkers were planning on trying to get our male coworker to ask me out because “You guys kept flirting” but I was like “We were literally just goofing around. Like we literally just told jokes to each other. Literally just stuff that friends do, the same stuff you and I do.” I was definitely 100% NOT flirting but everyone thought I was

[trainerdelaney]

“You were laughing at everything TJ did!”

“He paper clipped a banana to the ceiling”

[katbelleinthedark]

This is actually a great example of how the society is wired to perceive male-female interactions as Romantic™ and Flirty™ when the exact same thing between just women or just men wouldn’t be considered such.

[doctorcrusher]

girls who learned all their vocab from books and are now constantly embarrassing themselves by pronouncing words slightly wrong in conversation

[ollyvoil]

Slay

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[spiderbasil]

thanks @yourdyingwish for the script

[ollyvoil]

This is basically how the Umbrella Academy came into existence.

[saturnmortis]

1 REBLOG = 1 RAT becomes TRANSGENDER

[hcnnibal]

this is the skin of a killer, will...

[dappermouth]

anytime someone from the UK orders a print from me I’m delighted because the addresses tend to be charming and sound completely made-up, I just suspend my disbelief and accept that I’m sending a package someplace with a name like Bristleberry House at Ditchmallow in Brambleford-on-Cotton—incredible lmaooo I bet this gets delivered to you by a badger in a little coat

[scumbagsblog]

The replies to this post are fucking hilarious

[wilburian-deactivated20221116]

@bigbraveboop

[vonlipwig]

I am once again posting my ever-growing collection of towns that sound like PG Wodehouse characters:

[hacash]

All of these areas are places you would certainly get killed in on Midsomer Murders.

[pollydoodles]

I mean these are cute but I also need you to know I grew up near a place called Nasty

[typhoidmeri]

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[hauntedbystorytelling]

Laure Albin-Guillot :: Nude study. Illustration for "La Cantate du Narcisse" by Paul Valéry, France, ca. 1920. | src Roger Viollet via Getty Images

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[the-evil-clergyman]

Pan’s Slumber by Émile Bin (1870)

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hey wanna be boy best friends *dies in your arms*

[ollyvoil]

Hannibal?