I AM THE UNKILLABLE FAGGOT

it. https://crypticbusiness.carrd.co/

[mitebitmurderous]

i wanna be clear that the only reason i'm ever gonna tag anything as not safe for work is because i'm making it a sex thing. no other reason no other point. mark of pervert.

[mitebitmurderous]

wish there was a dedicated tag i could read through for people who dislike something but aren't like. into disliking it. as a worldview

[gaybichon]

not even funny how true this is for me

[imp]

they should designate june as pride month for lgbt people and host parades, events and stuff.

[cpericardium]

[gorjee-art]

House of Leaves fans, lend me your theories. How much do you think that the Book is true? This is totally not me taking data.

[gorjee-art]

[saltoncity]

girl is that a knife in your hand or are you jerking off your sharp detachable penis in my stomach

[iamoutofideas]

meowth voice: today I’m takin james to da clinic to get an aboition

[michaelmcdonaldofficial]

deeply deeply deeply intrigued by the wall art choices from this zillow listing i found in Quebec

[michaelmcdonaldofficial]

deeply deeply deeply intrigued by the wall art choices from this zillow listing i found in Quebec

[lakemojave]

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

[willisiam-woodiam]

'oh damn! i wonder why i suddenly have 50+ activity!"

the suspiciously 50+ activity shaped mutual:

[mitebitmurderous]

@homoeroticjunoincident

[morphogenetic]

(wanting to make a post about something but it reveals too much about your personal life) i have had a negative experience

[slog420]

congratulations staff, you just made one million pjackks.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

a deeply underrated part of the gay taylor swift conspiracy theories is that if they're right and she really has spent over a decade sending subliminal messages based on minute details for people to decode then she's uuuuuh. I mean she's insane. she's jigsaw. she's the riddler. her dad bought her career because if she didn't have music to distract her she would have started building deathtraps.

[fiore-firelily]

while I am talking to you about something gay and stupid a mosquito lands on my arm and sucks all my blood out in an instant, swelling to the size of a person as my remains flutter cartoonishly down to the ground, and it continues the conversation where I left off in a high pitched approximation of my voice

[plummolasses]

@funnier-as-a-system

[homoeroticjunoincident]

@mitebitmurderous

[detectiveneve]

not gonna say it. but he popped into your head didn’t he

[tadfools]

[noelle-ism]

floor the gas!!!! some sort of 50s Dandy is in our way!