The Fickle Fool

XATH OKAY SO NOBODY EVER LETS ME DRINK ANYTHING LIKE WTH IS THAT ITS NOT FAIR EVERYONE ELSE GETS TO AVE FUN BUT ME CAN YOU HELP ME OUT XATH CAN YOU GET ME SOME OF THAT RUM STUFF I REALLY WANNA TRY IT KTHX - OLXIK AND EXI

NO.

YES.

#-spits it out almost immediately-#IT BURNS Welcome to adulthood, kiddo.

If you are going to give her alcohol then start her off with watered down wine mixed with sugar.

#BUT LIKE PUT TONS OF SUGAR #LIKE A LOT

THAT SOUNDS WAY MORE TASTY PLEASE GIVE ME THAT

That went well…

Don’t worry, Jettyx. We’ll find you an outlet. Now, how about a cup of tea?

I–no thanks.

I’ve got mushrooms that help with withdrawal (trust be, I’ve been down the same road)

I also make a killer smoothie.

Hrm. We’ll talk, cap.

HERE JET I’LL LET YOU HOLD EXI FOR A BIT I KNOW IT MADE LOX FEEL BETTER AND HES A GREAT LISTENER

loxley-the-huntsman

HEY LOX DO YOU NEED ME TO TEACH YOU HOW TO READ I CAN DO THAT YOU KNOW I CAN TEACH YOU REAL GOOD I BET YOU'LL LEARN HOW TO READ IN LIKE THREE DAYS HOOKED ON PHONICS STYLE THX - OLXIK AND EXI

I learned how to read by reading this. Thank you for your help Olxik.

#I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT #I HAD FAITH IN YOU

OMG YOU ARE SO WELCOME!!!!!!1111111

XATH OKAY SO NOBODY EVER LETS ME DRINK ANYTHING LIKE WTH IS THAT ITS NOT FAIR EVERYONE ELSE GETS TO AVE FUN BUT ME CAN YOU HELP ME OUT XATH CAN YOU GET ME SOME OF THAT RUM STUFF I REALLY WANNA TRY IT KTHX - OLXIK AND EXI

NO.

#-spits it out almost immediately-#IT BURNS

YES.

Jettyx: Hey, welcome to the party, Superior. Refreshments are probably somewhere.

Don’t tell me Xath got into them before I did.

Nah, she just got here too. But I can’t make any promises about anybody else.

*side-steps out of the room*

Raph is there something you want to tell me?

*stumbles out of bedroom* Has anyone seen my beloved wife? There’s a literal ocean of empty bottles in our room. I can barely move!

Originally posted by reactionswithgifs

Found the refreshments.

Xath and I may or may not have thrown a rager last night.

And by ‘rager’ I mean the two of us drank for five hours straight, then passed out on the floor.

See, I didn’t steal ‘em all. Raph supplied the drinks.

Though it’s startin’ ta sound like Superior’s personal stash supplied the drinks.

……………. I thought it was yours…

Now we have to some how hide this little fact from the Superior; or it’s our necks on the line!

I was wondering what happened to them.. I’m giving you all 24 hours to restock my supply or else I’m going to start turning people into dusks.

#SUCKS TO BE YOU #AT LEAST THERE'S ONE UPSIDE TO NOT BEING ALLOWED TO DRINK

HAHA I DONT HAVE TO DO ANY WORK AHAHAHAAHAHA

xantathenobody

YOU SURE LIKE TO USE BIG OL WORDS AND KNOW A LOT ABOUT MEDICAL STUFF WHY DO YOU KNOW ALL THAT STUFF TELL ME YOUR WAYS I WANNA KNOW I WANNA LEARN BIG FANCY WORDS THANKS - OLXIK AND EXI

“Olxik what did I request the last time you sent me a question? Perhaps you need to be shown where the capital lock key is on what ever device you are using.

As for the why i have ample Medical knowledge it could be the 4 years of field work, 8 years of Medical school, 5 years residency then all my time as the Head doctor on a Hospital ship. Just maybe. Study the books in the library and I might show you something if you can keep you voice down.”

#WHATS A CAPITAL LOCK KEY

THAT SOUNDS TOO HARD NVM

xantathenobody

“It seems for every organization there is an insufferable member that had no idea when to keep their mouth shut. Is it common with people with his accent to act in such uncouth ways , or does he just enjoy hearing his own voice and risking bodily harm from so many others? Perhaps he’s compensating with lack luster wit for his poor depth perception.”

OHOHOHOHO SOMEONE SAID IT!

#ye numpty

WHAT THE HECK DOES NUMPTY MEAN WHO IS XANTA TALKING ABOUT

Often times, a protective dog will lick their pups to clean them and mark their scent on them. Have you been licking anyone as of late? I have also seen in my research that male dogs urinate excessively to mark their territory. Perhaps I was just imagining that the halls had a certain ammonia-like aroma to them.

I ain’t lickin’ shite. I ain’t pissin’ in the halls, either.But you might notice the smell seems to follow you.

#WHY DOES PAX KNOW ABOUT PEOPLE LICKING THINGS

OMG RAPH YOURE LICKING THINGS TOO WTH

magicalgirl-luxena

Xathalas: Hey, Lux (I can call you that, right?) I'm Xath! Nice ta meetcha! Now to business- I was wonderin' if you would arm wrestle some o' the guys on the ship and put 'em back in their place. ;D

Holy hell, I am here for this.

*side steps out of the room*

#OH YEAH SO BUFF #LOOK AT ME #I DID LIKE ONE SITUP TODAY

I WILL TAKE YOU DOOOOOWN LUUUUUUXXXXXX -FLEXES ALL BIG LIKE-

OMG HEY XYLIEM ITS SO COOL YOU GOT ONE OF THSE TOO OKAY SO ME AND EXI GOTTA KNOW IF YOU COULD HANG OUT WITH ANY OF THE ROGUES RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW WHO WOULD IT BE THERE IS NO WRONG ANSWER TO THIS JUST KIDDING THERE IS ONLY ONE ANSWER OKAY GO AHEAD ANSWER MY QUESTION THANKS - OLXIK AND EXI

Am I supposed to say you?

YES OMG YOU GOT IT RIGHT I KNEW IT IM YOUR FAVORITE

loxley-the-huntsman

OMG LOXLEY YOU GOT ONE OF THESE COOL OKAY SO ME AN D EXI WERE WONDERING IF YOU COULD WRITE US A BEDTIME STORY WE ARE KINDA OUT OF IDEAS AND THOUGHT HEY YOU PROBABLY KNOW A LOT OF THOSE SINCE YOURE OLD SO THANKS!! - OLXIK AND EXI

A bedtime story hmm? I only vaguely recall one I used to know…Once upon a time, there was a group of three foxes. A one-eyed fox, a brown fox, and a small fox. Not far from their den, lived a grizzly bear that slept and slept. The foxes made a game, to see who could get the closest to the bear without waking it up. The small one didn’t participate because she was wise. The one-eyed fox and the brown fox got closer and closer to the bear, but the bear didn’t wake up. The brown fox stopped a couple feet away from the den since she was wise. The one eyed one went straight up to the bear and danced around it. The bear woke up and immediately ate the one eyed fox. The End.

The one eyed one was the idiot, hmm?

@paxsn Better not poke any bears…

I think yer a li’l late Raph. He was pokin’ bears all night.

#WHY WOULD ANYONE EVER APPROACH A BEAR #I MEAN UNLESS YOU HAD A STICK OR SOMETHING #YOU KNOW TO DEFEND YOURSELF

WOW LOX THAT WAS A GREAT STORY THANKS BUT WHAT THE HECK IS IT EVEN ABOUT I DONT GET IT CAN YOU EXPLAIN

Jettyx: Not that I've seen you look very 'down' lately, but is there anything you do to cheer yourself up when you're in a bad mood?

WELL YOU KNOW JET WHEN IM FEELING REAL DOWN AND SAD ME AND EXI LIKE TO GO AROUND CHEERING OTHER PEOPLE UP WITH FUN PRA- I MEAN GAMES YOU KNOW ITS NICE TO INCLUDE PEOPLE AND MAKE THEM HAPPY EVERYONE LOVES TO LAUGH RIGHT?

#LIKE YOU KNOW WHEN YOURE ASLEEP AND YOURE FEELING DOWN ITS NICE TO WAKE UP TO A GOOD SNEEZE THAT'S WHAT I ALWAYS SAY #JETTYX

loxley-the-huntsman

Ye strike me as a woodsy type, d'ye have a favourite tree?

Hm, yes. I’m fond of Redwoods.

Is that ‘cuz of your hair?

Does he prefer them in the evening? Or, perhaps some nice morning wood.

Hey, @xathalas could you come fetch your husband? He’s about to get a murder done on him.

I ALWAYS LOVE LOOKING AT TREES IN THE MORNING THE LEAVES HAVE ALL THAT DEW ON THEM ITS GREAT

*is floating on the ceiling to stay out of reach of the angry woman below* So, do you want to get a drink and converse, or-?

Actually, on second thought, don’t come down. I owe you something too.

Why, it’ll be the best drink you’ve ever had.

…That sounds suspicious as hell.

#EXI NEEDS ONE TOO #JET SURE LOOKS MAD #IM A LITTLE SCARED TBH

YES I WOULD ALSO LIKE ONE OF THOSE DRINKS THANK YOU YOURE SO THOUGHTFUL I WOULD LIKE TWO PLEASE

Xathalas: Hey, Jet. Is somethin' going on with you and Lox? People keep talkin' shit and sometimes ya look at 'em funny-*gasp* .... YOU LIIIIIKE HIIIIIIIM!!!!!!

Absolutely not.