Friendly Neighborhood Boozer

[loxley-the-huntsman]

I heard about the attack. . . I must say, Xelege was never like this before. He was rude and sinister at times . . . but he never lashed out at others in this regard. At least, when I was a member. Are you quite alright, Loxley? Do you need anything?

He mentioned something about the Rogues stealing his members…one can’t help but think that so many of his own leaving him contributed to his current condition. Just a thought. But I’m fine. I appreciate the concern howevee yoy should watch yourself. I believe I know and old phrase that goes, “Loose lips bites you in the ass.” Something to keep in mind.

[raphexim]

Mebbe if he wasnie such an arse, less of us’d have been pushed to improve our station.

[jettyx]

Look, I think we can all agree there’s something fucked up with Xelege. The end.

[xathalas]

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[jettyx]

Xath: I heard a rumor that yer not gonna drink fer a while? There goes our drunken makeovers. :C

I mean, it won’t be forever.  Y’know, hopefully.

[xathalas]

Aw, that’s okay. We can find some other stuff ta do. uvu

[xathalas]

XATH OKAY SO NOBODY EVER LETS ME DRINK ANYTHING LIKE WTH IS THAT ITS NOT FAIR EVERYONE ELSE GETS TO AVE FUN BUT ME CAN YOU HELP ME OUT XATH CAN YOU GET ME SOME OF THAT RUM STUFF I REALLY WANNA TRY IT KTHX - OLXIK AND EXI

[paxsn]

NO.

[olxikandexi]

YES.

[jettyx]

#-spits it out almost immediately-#IT BURNS Welcome to adulthood, kiddo.

[xathalas]

[superiorxyliem]

Xathalas: Superior, I swear I didn't know I was drinkin' yer stuff! Can I make a peace offerin' of the wine barrels in m'room? I don't wanna be the one that turns into a dusk. ;_;

I will accept your offer. 

[xathalas]

Thank ya, boss. I’m gonna go on a booze fast fer three days ta prove m’loyalty.

[raphexim]

Aw, Xath! I wos gonna volunteer fer punishment since it was my fault anywae. I gotta find a way to repay you - can I bake fer you? Anythin’ ye want fer a week, just name it!

[xathalas]

CHOCOLATE MUFFINS OUO

[superiorxyliem]

Xathalas: Superior, I swear I didn't know I was drinkin' yer stuff! Can I make a peace offerin' of the wine barrels in m'room? I don't wanna be the one that turns into a dusk. ;_;

I will accept your offer. 

[xathalas]

Thank ya, boss. I’m gonna go on a booze fast fer three days ta prove m’loyalty.

[xathalas]

XATH OKAY SO NOBODY EVER LETS ME DRINK ANYTHING LIKE WTH IS THAT ITS NOT FAIR EVERYONE ELSE GETS TO AVE FUN BUT ME CAN YOU HELP ME OUT XATH CAN YOU GET ME SOME OF THAT RUM STUFF I REALLY WANNA TRY IT KTHX - OLXIK AND EXI

[superiorxyliem]

Jettyx: Hey, welcome to the party, Superior. Refreshments are probably somewhere.

Don’t tell me Xath got into them before I did.

[jettyx]

Nah, she just got here too. But I can’t make any promises about anybody else.

[raphexim]

*side-steps out of the room*

[superiorxyliem]

Raph is there something you want to tell me? 

[paxsn]

*stumbles out of bedroom* Has anyone seen my beloved wife? There’s a literal ocean of empty bottles in our room. I can barely move!

Originally posted by reactionswithgifs

[jettyx]

Found the refreshments.

[raphexim]

Xath and I may or may not have thrown a rager last night.

And by ‘rager’ I mean the two of us drank for five hours straight, then passed out on the floor.

[xathalas]

See, I didn’t steal ‘em all. Raph supplied the drinks.

Though it’s startin’ ta sound like Superior’s personal stash supplied the drinks.

[raphexim]

……………. I thought it was yours…

[paxsn]

Now we have to some how hide this little fact from the Superior; or it’s our necks on the line!

Originally posted by walkmanquill207

[superiorxyliem]

I was wondering what happened to them..  I’m giving you all 24 hours to restock my supply or else I’m going to start turning people into dusks. 

[paxsn]

Originally posted by basil221b

[jettyx]

[raphexim]

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[xathalas]

I SWEAR IT WAS A SETUP I DIDN’T KNOW I WAS DRINKIN’ SUPERIOR’S STASH.

[raphexim]

HEY OKAY SO THIS IS REALLY IMPORTNANT WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOURE FEELING SICK LIKE I LIKE TO CUDDLE IN BED AND SLEEP AND SLEEP AND EAT LOTS OF SOUP HOW BOUT YOU THANKS - OLXIK AND EXI

I usually eat some mushrooms that have health benefits to improve whatever doesn’t feel good. There are ones fer sore throats and fevers, ones fer runny noses, ones fer stuffy noses, ones fer vertigo, ones to settle the stomach… The list is endless, but I’m usually pretty healthy.Unless my element, itself, is wot’s makin’ me sick.

[xathalas]

Oh man, I hope it ain’t yer element that makes ya sick! That don’t sound productive at all. :C

[raphexim]

:/ Sometimes the infection flares. Canna do much about it then ‘cept wait it out. Sorry yer element gives ye trouble. Want some therapeutic mushrooms?

[xathalas]

I’m always game fer some shrooms. ;D

Don’ttellPax

[superiorxyliem]

Jettyx: Hey, welcome to the party, Superior. Refreshments are probably somewhere.

Don’t tell me Xath got into them before I did.

[jettyx]

Nah, she just got here too. But I can’t make any promises about anybody else.

[raphexim]

*side-steps out of the room*

[superiorxyliem]

Raph is there something you want to tell me? 

[paxsn]

*stumbles out of bedroom* Has anyone seen my beloved wife? There’s a literal ocean of empty bottles in our room. I can barely move!

Originally posted by reactionswithgifs

[jettyx]

Found the refreshments.

[raphexim]

Xath and I may or may not have thrown a rager last night.

And by ‘rager’ I mean the two of us drank for five hours straight, then passed out on the floor.

[xathalas]

See, I didn’t steal ‘em all. Raph supplied the drinks.

Though it’s startin’ ta sound like Superior’s personal stash supplied the drinks.

[xathalas]

Pleasure to meet you, dear lady~ Would you do me the honor of going on a date with me~?

[xathalas]

Wot's the maddest thing ye've ever done while drunk?

The night before we moved inta the Rogue base, I got more wasted than I’d been in a while. Even the guys on m’crew were impressed! ;D Me ‘n Pax took the longboat out ta clear m’head and talk about problems he thought I was havin’. I saw a mermaid and immediately fell under her charms.

But as it were, mermaid charm doesn’t work on women. I just wanted ta bang her cause I was wasted and she was super hot.

[raphexim]

HEY OKAY SO THIS IS REALLY IMPORTNANT WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOURE FEELING SICK LIKE I LIKE TO CUDDLE IN BED AND SLEEP AND SLEEP AND EAT LOTS OF SOUP HOW BOUT YOU THANKS - OLXIK AND EXI

I usually eat some mushrooms that have health benefits to improve whatever doesn’t feel good. There are ones fer sore throats and fevers, ones fer runny noses, ones fer stuffy noses, ones fer vertigo, ones to settle the stomach… The list is endless, but I’m usually pretty healthy.Unless my element, itself, is wot’s makin’ me sick.

[xathalas]

Oh man, I hope it ain’t yer element that makes ya sick! That don’t sound productive at all. :C

[loxley-the-huntsman]

OMG LOXLEY YOU GOT ONE OF THESE COOL OKAY SO ME AN D EXI WERE WONDERING IF YOU COULD WRITE US A BEDTIME STORY WE ARE KINDA OUT OF IDEAS AND THOUGHT HEY YOU PROBABLY KNOW A LOT OF THOSE SINCE YOURE OLD SO THANKS!! - OLXIK AND EXI

A bedtime story hmm? I only vaguely recall one I used to know…Once upon a time, there was a group of three foxes. A one-eyed fox, a brown fox, and a small fox. Not far from their den, lived a grizzly bear that slept and slept. The foxes made a game, to see who could get the closest to the bear without waking it up. The small one didn’t participate because she was wise. The one-eyed fox and the brown fox got closer and closer to the bear, but the bear didn’t wake up. The brown fox stopped a couple feet away from the den since she was wise. The one eyed one went straight up to the bear and danced around it. The bear woke up and immediately ate the one eyed fox. The End.

[raphexim]

The one eyed one was the idiot, hmm?

@paxsn Better not poke any bears…

[xathalas]

I think yer a li’l late Raph. He was pokin’ bears all night.

[xathalas]

Jettyx: Hey, Xath, you're a fellow braid enthusiast. Does your hair get incredibly goddamn tangled by the end of the day? I must be doing somethin' wrong.

He has ta brush my hair every night or it’d be…. as he likes ta put it… a “rat’s nest”. Braids’re the worst why do we do this to ourselves 8T

[jettyx]

Good to know it’s not just me.  Lucky you’ve got someone to help, though.  Maybe we should have a ‘wear something other than a goddamn braid’ day sometime?

[xathalas]

I could always come help ya out ;D I’d be more gentle’n Pax, anyway.

[loxley-the-huntsman]

Ye strike me as a woodsy type, d'ye have a favourite tree?

Hm, yes. I’m fond of Redwoods.

[jettyx]

Is that ‘cuz of your hair?

[paxsn]

Does he prefer them in the evening? Or, perhaps some nice morning wood.

[jettyx]

Hey, @xathalas could you come fetch your husband?  He’s about to get a murder done on him.

[paxsn]

[xathalas]

PAX STOP HARASSIN’ MY FRIENDS GOSH THIS IS WHY I CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS

[xathalas]

Jettyx: Hey, Xath, you're a fellow braid enthusiast. Does your hair get incredibly goddamn tangled by the end of the day? I must be doing somethin' wrong.

He has ta brush my hair every night or it’d be…. as he likes ta put it… a “rat’s nest”. Braids’re the worst why do we do this to ourselves 8T

[jettyx]

Xathalas: Hey, Jet. Is somethin' going on with you and Lox? People keep talkin' shit and sometimes ya look at 'em funny-*gasp* .... YOU LIIIIIKE HIIIIIIIM!!!!!!

Absolutely not.

[xathalas]

*muffled sounds*

8)))))))))))