Omelette of Olympus

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

adam on Twitter

“the grave is run by the student church and the video they made to advertise it is the scariest thing i've ever seen https://t.co/VALDtecGYj

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[ajthebumblebee]

Student: “I want to die.” School: “Okay, we can’t do that, but we have the next best thing-”

[teashoesandhair]

OKAY BUT death cafés are actually incredibly good ideas!! You basically sit around in a café and you all talk about death in a casual and safe space. It helps to alleviate fear of death, including death phobia and intrusive thoughts, and destigmatises talking about death, end of life care and grief. Take it from your local Thoroughly Bereaved person - they are genuinely great ideas.

The grave is a different kettle of fish, though.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[yepperoni]

i think his funniest tweet is the pic of just the oval office but it has a gamer chair 

[ladyfl4me]

[galexion]

I’m voting for him

[halfd3af]

[fairyblue-alchemist]

this man is going places i’m voting for him

[fallcaesar]

Santa is on strike due to global warming.  All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger.  Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“MUST BRING PRESENTS TO GOOD CHILDREN”

“Yes good”

“AND EAT THE BAD ONES”

“Wait no”

“EAT THEM”

“sasha no”

[tolkientrash]

@burstofhope the Christmas tiger is watching

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

She is making a list

It is not easy with her paws but she is making it

[iguanamouth]

shes almost here

[miscriont]

Okay fine this is the ONE Christmas thing I will reblog before Thanksgiving BUT THAT’S IT

[craptaztic]

SASHA’S BACK ON MY DASH!

[mace-from-outerspace]

Y’all better behave, you have two months

[aseriouscomedian]

You better watch out

You better watch out

You better watch out

You better watch out

[pinkprettycure]

my fave neoboard posts

“go weave a basket”

“dont lie to me on these neopets”

“i feel God in this neoboard tonight”

“grow up this is neopets”

“i am report EVERYBODY so you best behavior ”

[angelicgarnet-moved]

“i’ve reported everyone in this thread, including myself” 

[legendofthesevenstars-deactivat]

[obstinaterixatrix]

[wattpadfic-deactivated20170213]

its so weird how ur gender supposedly dictates which shapes and textures of fuckening cloth u are permitted to drape over ur flesh prison

[fightmillk]

I like to imagine that a demon who is trapped in their human vessel is saying this

[sealcontent]

demon: and tbh wtf is up with hair like??? some genders have to have longer strands of dead proteins emitting from their scalps but other genders have to keep their protein strands short??? weird shit

possessed person: yes the gender binary is stupid and arbitrary can we be quiet now

demon: also this whole makeup thing is suspect as hell like why cant all humans put pigment all over their oral openings why would that be an issue

possessed person: craig please i am trying to sleep

[poiplefunguy]

the demon’s name is Craig

[heckifiknowcomics]

[charlesoberonn]

Why do billionaires look like a seventh grader’s first sculpting project?

[chuckle-voodooz-deactivated2020]

[ethantheheffalump-deactivated20]

Haha ugly People bad

[beep-beepster]

original context

[the-lovebug-files]

[dunderbread]

So Sugoi! Quest for Kokoro is contraband, huh?

[artzawa]

i made my ocs shifuku/iegi sheets ✨

[ponpekopon]

GROOKEY IS SO CUUUUUUTE……………..

[beelzbat]

[kevinkevinson]

and All Might never did find out who the Other Kid was. He also learned not to Jump to Conclusions.

[thoracs]

[slophouse]

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[demigodxtonio]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[floofy-grump]

Dan in 10 Minute Power Hour