*squints at my oc’s*
Where did that one heterosexual go
*claps hand to forehead, laughs heartily*
Oh right he’s bisexual now

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Not today Justin
we're not kids anymore.
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*squints at my oc’s*
Where did that one heterosexual go
*claps hand to forehead, laughs heartily*
Oh right he’s bisexual now
someone: stop exaggerating the height differences between characters in your ships
me:
when everybody’s playing overwatch except u
envy was envious…
I can’t believe Mike Wazowski killed Markiplier
SO I FIND OUT MY FRIENDS AND I ARE ON OUR LOCAL NEWS WEBSITE
We were asked all these questions about how long the costumes took us, how we did it, etc.
I paused the video right when we were asked how much money we spent on our cosplays and
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does that give you your answer
THIS WILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNY
This is so pure
When the battle music plays, but you cant see anybody:
me: i hate being mean if i could solve everything kindly and peacefully i would do it in a heartbeat hurting another person should always be a last resort
an Important Person™: this person upset me
me: kill them
me, introducing people to my blog: here at my blog, we like to keep the gay to the maximum
I’m screeching
[誕]生日 this is the right KANJI
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“When I got my first cat, it changed me. There is something about holding a cat that makes your anger melt away. And if someone does something that upsets me—I have to remember my cat. I can’t keep my cat if I get into trouble.”
“I asked if Major Cabanaw had concerns for the safety of the cats. “Of course, we always want to ensure the safety of the cats, and the staff is great about keeping an eye out for them. But mostly, it’s the offenders keeping them safe. I have never once seen an offender kill his own cat. We screen them to be sure they have no history of animal abuse. But I’ll tell you this, there was a guy killed in here because he had spit soda pop onto someone else’s cat.””
Wow.
Cats now control the prisons. They now have an army.
This post went exactly where I expected. Well done.
Bus seats in Finland - for the unsocial people, like me.
Rule number one in Finnish public transport culture: Don’t sit next to anyone. Unless the seats are like this. In every other cases fill the spots from window seats. Then standing up seats. If the bus gets crowded sit next to someone but sit as far as possible from the other person and turn your head to look to the completely different direction. Don’t say a word. And if you’re the one sitting next to window pray all the gods that the other person leaves before you, because otherwise you’d have to speak to him/her. Usually it’s something like “Umm..ileavenow”. Remember, no sorries or smiles. Just say it as low and fast as possible without making any eye contact.
legit advise for people visiting finland. that “ileavenow” is “mä jään täs” in finnish. it’s okay if you don’t pronounce it perfectly right because the only reason someone would talk to strangers in public transport is to ask them to move, so they will get the hint.
BUT! usually just things like putting your phone away and rustling your bag and looking like you are about to leave will do the trick. no need for words.
….and this is how you wait for a bus in finland:
Reblogging because of that picture. So true. And familiar.
This is the most bizarre thing I’ve ever seen…what the actual fuck. It almost seems like a joke but I feel like it’s actually serious????
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@literallysonotokay is this legit
@velocirapity2 yes
FOR @danestnotonfire
is this legit tho wtF the bus stop picture iM CRYIN england is so different whenever i get on the bus i get the 80+ y/o village squad of old ladies sitting next 2 me talking about what they’re knitting atm i feel sorry for u tbh
@rarepepeirwin Is this the truth????
@kxnken Nora this can’t be real
from http://finland.fi/life-society/a-guide-to-finnish-customs-and-manners/ “Finns rarely enter into conversation with strangers, unless a particularly strong impulse prompts it. As foreigners often note, Finns are curiously silent in the metro, the bus or the tram. In lifts, they suffer from the same mute embarrassment as everyone else in the world. However, a visitor clutching a map will have no trouble in getting advice on a street corner or in any other public place, since the hospitality of Finns easily overrides their customary reserve.”
from https://lifeinfinland.wordpress.com/2012/05/02/bus-etiquette/ “Finns prefer as little contact as possible so on entering the bus, avoid eye contact with everyone, including the driver. In Helsinki if you greet the driver people will immediately know you’re from the countryside or a foreigner.” and the rest of it tbh
from http://finnish.blogs.tamk.fi/2015/03/06/a-bus-etiquette-in-finland/ “In Finland going to a bus is not some messy bazaar where people do whatever they want to. It is a very delicate and sophisticated situation where you have to know what to do. Otherwise you might ruin the day and maybe the whole month of some innocent person.”
so uh… yeah this is legit? apparently? it’s really funny and odd lmao
So fun story
My housemate is Finnish and I asked her how to say “Hi! My name is Anna and I’m excited to go travelling”.
She kinda pondered it for a second before saying, “That’s not something we would really say in Finnish”.
So I shortened the sentence - “I’m excited to go travelling.”
She thought about it again before saying, “We wouldn’t really say that, either”.
So last attempt, I shortened the phrase to - “I’m excited.”
Bless her, she just looked like she was really struggling to come up with the equivalent phrase so I asked, “Do you not really talk to each other in Finland?”
I’ve never seen someone relax so much at another person’s realisation. She smiled really brightly and just said, “Yeah we don’t!” :DDDDDDDDD
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