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@omfgsodonewithurshit
how to be a winner
This is so important
bruh 👏🏾😂.
Home girl boutta schmooze her way through college
ranessence tantrummm
That discussion board one actually works. Got an A in that portion of my Senior Sem doing that. This is gold.
@thesickestsinner
This is her calling. You can DEFINITELY use the same hacks at your job with a few tweaks here & there!
Literally this is how I’ve survived 3.75 years of college. This is gold. This is truth.
Passing college like a Slytherin………I love it
me n my libertarian children
me: Johnny! Oh my god!! Why is your brother lying dead in a pool of his own blood?! little J: Mother, he stole my toy without my consent. Now before you protest, I have documentation to prove that the toy is indeed mine, and his theft of which violated the Non Aggression Principle, meaning he directly aggressed against me/my personal affects. I acted within my full moral rights by defending my property when he was, unfortunately, slain. Disciplinary action against me would set a disturbing precedent, and only speak to your totalitarian tendencies as a parent. Read a book, maybe.
#RespectThePussy
#LoveThePussy
#EatThePussy
#PutThatPussyonAPedestal
Porn creates unreasonable expectations against women just as RomComs create unreasonable expectations against men
porn: is demeaning, sexist, and abusive towards women. portrays women as cum receptacles.
romcoms: portray men as charming, polite, and loving towards their romantic partner.
what i can’t get over with this post is that romcoms don’t even do that. a big part of romcoms is romanticising shitty behaviour from men as long as they make some grand gesture at the end, there is literally no pressure on men to ever be kind to women
my drag mother
“Not going to spend any of my money here.”
Bitch WHAT MONEY. You have a full LITTER of children.
Ew what an ugly cunt.
this is so embarrassing
A man who has traveled to 217 countries in the world on visiting Iran
http://highlife.ba.com/articles/lessons-learned-from-travelling-to-217-countries/
This is so cute omg
This reminds me of one of my favorite stories:
AFTER LEARNING MY FLIGHT WAS DETAINED 4 HOURS, I HEARD THE ANNOUNCEMENT: IF ANYONE IN THE VICINITY OF GATE 4-A UNDERSTANDS ANY ARABIC, PLEASE COME TO THE GATE IMMEDIATELY.
Well—one pauses these days. Gate 4-A was my own gate. I went there.
An older woman in full traditional Palestinian dress, just like my grandma wore, was crumpled to the floor, wailing loudly. Help, said the flight service person. Talk to her. What is her problem? We told her the flight was going to be four hours late and she did this.
I put my arm around her and spoke to her haltingly.
Shu dow-a, shu- biduck habibti, stani stani schway, min fadlick, sho bit se-wee?
شو دعاء , شو بدك حبيبتي , استني استني شوي , من فضلك , شو بتساوي
Translation: “Duaa (girl’s name) what do you want honey , wait, wait a second , please , what are you doing?”
The minute she heard any words she knew—however poorly used— she stopped crying.
She thought our flight had been canceled entirely. She needed to be in El Paso for some major medical treatment the following day. I said no, no, we’re fine, you’ll get there, just late,
Who is picking you up? Let’s call him and tell him.
We called her son and I spoke with him in English. I told him I would stay with his mother till we got on the plane and would ride next to her—Southwest.
She talked to him. Then we called her other sons just for the fun of it.
Then we called my dad and he and she spoke for a while in Arabic and found out of course they had ten shared friends.
Then I thought just for the heck of it why not call some Palestinian poets I know and let them chat with her. This all took up about 2 hours.
She was laughing a lot by then. Telling about her life. Answering Questions.
She had pulled a sack of homemade mamool cookies—little powdered sugar crumbly mounds stuffed with dates and nuts—out of her bag—and was offering them to all the women at the gate.
To my amazement, not a single woman declined one. It was like a sacrament. The traveler from Argentina, the traveler from California, the lovely woman from Laredo—we were all covered with the same powdered sugar. And smiling. There are no better cookies.
And then the airline broke out the free beverages from huge coolers—non-alcoholic—and the two little girls for our flight, one African American, one Mexican American—ran around serving us all apple juice and lemonade and they were covered with powdered sugar too.
And I noticed my new best friend—by now we were holding hands— had a potted plant poking out of her bag, some medicinal thing,
With green furry leaves. Such an old country traveling tradition. Always carry a plant. Always stay rooted to somewhere.
And I looked around that gate of late and weary ones and thought, this is the world I want to live in. The shared world.
Not a single person in this gate—once the crying of confusion stopped—has seemed apprehensive about any other person.
They took the cookies. I wanted to hug all those other women too. This can still happen anywhere.
Not everything is lost. – Naomi Shihab Nye
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When you just petting baes head and he decides to get freaky
You’re pretty astute for a fourth grader.
One of the MANY MANY MANY heart-breaking details about Helga is that she IS smart. Heck, she’s BRILLIANT! She’s well versed in the arts (like in this photo set here), she can and does read WELL beyond the fourth grade level and writes volumes and volumes of poetry. She could have won the spelling bee if she didn’t intentionally take a dive to stick it to her dad and do Arnold a solid. Her anonymous poem won the school wide poetry contest. She’s remarkably intelligent and talented!
…But how many times do we hear her compare herself to her sister or to Lila as “Okay so maybe I’m not smart, pretty, funny, popular or nice like Lila/Olga?” Despite the fact that she IS just as smart if not smarter than the both of them? How many times do we hear her compare herself to her best friend Pheobe - who if we are honest, will admit is more STUDIOUS than intelligent. And how many times do we hear her say “Maybe if I was prettier/nicer/smarter Arnold would like-like me back?”
Helga was raised being constantly compared to her older sister. She’s been told so many times, directly and indirectly that she’ll never be as good or worthy of attention and affection as Olga. And there’s a part of her that believes this. She’s a 9 year old girl - and she believes she’s never going to be smart enough to be noticed. That’s why she resorts to bullying tactics, because negative attention is better than no attention at all.
Helga breaks my heart…
fucking love Helga G Pataki
I was Helga growing up
I wanted to be friends with Helga so fricking bad!
I love her!
This is actually v important and needs to be reblogged
Gonna just share this:
My European Studies professor decided a few weeks ago to take a Friday and instead of following the syllabus, he spent the entire hour and a half comparing Hitler’s actions from a European perspective to that of what Trump is doing in America. He never repeated a single point, and even used video and photos like this to show the comparison.
To make things better, he had us do an in class assignment for participation points. He first played a clip on youtube of one of Hilter’s speeches, subtitled and 3 minutes long. He then played a clip of one of Trump’s rallies. Our assignment? Copy down every single sentence that matched in translation down on a sheet of paper or a word document that wasn’t repeated. The person with the closest amount to what my professor found got a candy bar.
My professor found, in just three minutes of a speech, that Trump matched 65 different phrases/sentences to that of Hitler’s translation.
65 nearly identical phrases used in his speeches. Take a moment to think about that.
