my squiid

aaaahhhh my agent

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[cottoncandylesbo]

im dysphoric cuz i want one long nasty tentacle that i can use to touch things

[cottoncandylesbo]

if a woman with a pixie cut tells me to bark like a dog you best believe i'm already on all fours.

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so most irl octopus self-destruct after laying eggs because that's what helped ensure their eggs survived then, but the evolved octolings in splatoon probably wouldn't need to do that anymore.

Now imagine that after living on land they've evolved to become stronger and more aggressive after laying instead

Anyway basically what I'm proposing is that Octavio's Army is like that because all the rival octolings are extremely eggnant all the time

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the dome octarian femdom society

[bluwubewwy]

The reliable mutual has liked your post

The mysterious pervert has reblogged your post

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no! 38 will kill the patient! he needs n33 youngdom themdom to live

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do you milk your mother with that mouth

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[teamothies-deactivated20260304]

calling your big brother “good boy” when he cums inside you is fundamental to good development and health

[teamothies-deactivated20260304]

an addition: making your big brother thank you for the absolute privilege of coming inside you. you should be grateful and happy i even let you touch me

[muskbunny]

"technically not rape" is one of the best kinds of sex. second only to rape

[corpse-toy]

plausible deniability remains highly erotic

[corpse-toy]

let's convince ourselves that this is okay. let's rely on technicalities to exonerate ourselves. let's avoid looking what we're doing in the eye. let's live under its shadow, both aware of what this is but unwilling to say it out loud, since that will shatter the careful illusion we've built

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objectums be like ouugh im gonna squirty on the qwerty did i get that right

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gets instant brain damage from trying to suck dick in squid form

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c'mon guys. not even a little bit of splatoon penises posting going on here? really

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