OMG NikkiShae

It is what it is..

[depressionarmy]

[acoustickub]

Uh huh

[omg-nikki-shae]

OMG YES

[candyfornia]

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Leaving your contact precaution patient’s room for the last time...

[hirohamada]

wearing a blanket around the house like

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Lol, dis me..

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I’ve been doing nothing but fighting with my husband lately and I’m tired of it..

It sure doesn’t help that he prefers to call me names when we argue and acutely over-exaggerates every personality flaw I have all while simultaneously refusing to believe that I have an actual anxiety condition.

[omg-nikki-shae]

Creepy old dudes..

My compulsive lying, smelly, super obese, old-enough-to-be-my-grandfather client told me he used to be in the tattoo/piercing business and offered to do any “personal” piercings I wanted for my husband... 

[omg-nikki-shae]

I went to assess a client....

there was dog shit ALL over the floor and she was COMPLETELY fine with it!

[caffeinatednursing-deactivated2]

Netflix got me like…

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via InternetHippo)

[omg-nikki-shae]

LOL. I CANT.

[rockaholicana-blog]

Vince McMahon saw it coming all along

[omg-nikki-shae]

OMG dying.

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When you have to go back to work after a long holiday break and a snow day..

[lilredrunner]

[omg-nikki-shae]

My actual face versus my internal feelings when I’m doing a home assessment and my client is obviously very high and bombarding me with information I do not care about.

[omg-nikki-shae]

Here’s  fun little blurb about my day:

The hubs is on PTO and keeping the little while I still have to go to work, here are just a few things he accomplished for me...

Did not change little’s clothes all day or brush her hair

Fed little donuts for breakfast

Took her to said donut store in her slept in clothes/PJs

Did not make dinner

Left a sink full of dishes that I got to wash after I got home

Invited company over without letting me know 

Did not help me pick up because it was “good enough”

I think he gets a “C” for the day as he did remember to feed her and she didn’t get seriously maimed or killed in my absence, but there is room for improvement! 

[omg-nikki-shae]

When the tyrannical office bitch FINALLY gets called out on her shit.

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Having to be nice to people now that I have an office job...

[omg-nikki-shae]

I'm sorry, I fail to see how gay marriage damages the sanctity of marriage but everyone is totally cool with The Bachelor/Bachelorette...

[gifcraft]

Kenyan High School High Jump

[latinagabi]

meanwhile…

[blackandswagless-deactivated201]

LOL

[m--xx]

i just laughed so obnoxiously 

[omg-nikki-shae]

Murica!!