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[junewild]

incredible innovations on the beverage front

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

as humiliating as it is to repost myself from a light-mode-user's reddit screenshot, i cannot allow this year's zenquish to go uncelebrated.

celebrate my favorite holiday with me, my friends.

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

if the emperors of rome can add extra months that actually fuck the calendar up i'm allowed to add a new month that lasts 0.0000 picoseconds

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

the last holiday that hasn't been commercialized

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

i made this up when i was a little kid and nothing would make me happier than to see people celebrating it for years to come

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

i forgot how much tumblr loves a fake holiday

[orcboxer]

"trump dying won't fix fascism" neither would a big steamy bowl of pad thai but I still want it

[ceruleanheaven]

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

[oysters-aint-for-me]

BJ has a very clear understanding of Objectives unfortunately he lacks that level of comprehension when it comes to tactics methods procedures etc. Thus: his Behaviors.

[oysters-aint-for-me]

[chemicalcain]

this is the single best description i have ever heard for a cat

[ariadne-mouse]

he is Calculating

[skinks]

I love that thing when people get a little bit tongue-tied and garble what they’re trying to say so they make a little “blegh” 👅 noise and start over. verbal reset button. hitting the top of the tv to unscramble the signal

[otherentrance]

yes ofc hozier isnt just the take me to church guy but also if he has to be defined by one song take me to church is one Hell of a number. no masters or kings when the ritual begins? there is no sweeter innocence than our gentle sin?? can we talk about that? there is NO sweeter innocence, there is nothing more holy than you and i right now. divinity isnt housed in the church and it cant be heard from the mouth of a priest, the ONLY heaven i'll be sent to is when im alone with you . girl what

[vitterdotter]

I truly believe being able to name the world around you is integral to animism. learn the names of plants and flowers. learn how the rocks and soil you walk over daily form. sit with the streams and rivers, learn where they flow to and from. learn the names others have given, and give them your own as well. animism is interconnectedness, and one simple step is learning the names of your neighbors

[nohardheroes]

THE GAANG

Avatar: Aang, the Last Airbender

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[so-much-for-subtlety]

[pingintech]

literally a cartoon bad guy

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[throo]

We could have been eating him

[giragirameganedan]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

interesting kink assortment on the dash

[marzipanandminutiae]

honestly though: the YA Golden Age teen in me that devoured the Wicked Lovely and Modern tales of Faerie books would LOVE some of that Overwrought Fae Romance that's so hot right now if it were sapphic and well-written

where are the Angsty Morally Gray Shadow Ladies. where's the Dangerous Crow Girl Who Destroys Plastic. describe the clothes lovingly and the romance dramatically. I'm ready. I miss author LiveJournals and I once gave serious thought to what court I'd want to join in the Wicked Lovely books and I have written Jareth/adult!Sarah fanfic and I'm ready

[marzipanandminutiae]

"Caoimhe," Mercy said in a dark undertone, "you must know that the Shadow Court will never countenance our union." In spite of herself, she glanced sidelong at Caoimhe, admiring the way her silvery gown fell from her hips like an expanse of soft moonlight. the bodice involved a complex support network of boning made from the baleen of the [look up how to say whale in Irish even though nobody in this book is actually Irish and there's some random fae mythology from other parts of Europe in here, too] Sidhe, because the author is not fifteen anymore and has become a hobbyist dressmaker in the intervening years.

Caoimhe set her jaw. "But if I do not take a consort, the Autumn Court will fall to ruin. And I would topple empires for my people," she ground out. "Also my name is pronounced KWEEV-ah, for the record. And I really like your forest-green velvet cloak and open redingote of black and silver brocade worn over tight black doeskin leggings."

"thank you," said Mercy. "I got it all from a very interesting courtier couple who work in tandem as the best dressmaker and tailor the Shadow Court has ever seen. they are also lesbians, incidentally."

"the author's going to take a hard left into this story being about them, isn't she?"

"Probably."

"Honestly feeling so called out right now!" the author shouted around a mouthful of popcorn.

[marzipanandminutiae]

Nobody was a vampire because this is a Fae Book.

"Actually," said Mercy, "I'm a baoban sith, which is like a fae vampire."

Mercy needed to shut her lying little bitch mouth right now. Nobody was a vampire. The author was capable of writing fantasy things that don't involve vampires.

Also there was an impractically fancy legendary sword and a prophecy and stuff. See? No vampires.

"I have a castle on a mountain overlooking a cliff, and it has bats."

But like magical bats. With magic. No cold iron.

"I'm basically a vampire."

NOBODY WAS A VAMPIRE.

[marzipanandminutiae]

You're laughing. These characters have a plot and personalities. and they're beginning to develop Themes around sending up YA fantasy tropes of my own teen years, and what you lose and what you keep of your younger self as you grow into full adulthood, and how certain situations that seem romantic and wonderful before you've experienced the world properly are not nearly as great in practice as they might be in theory. and I can't control any of it, and I don't know if I'm ever going to get around to writing it down, and you're laughing

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[anxietyproblem]

[coffee-khaleesi-deactivated2020]

When I was training to be a battered women’s advocate, my supervisor said something that really blew my mind:

“You can always assume one thing about your clients; and that is that they are doing their best. Always assume everyone is doing their best. And if they’re having a day where their best just isn’t that great, or their best doesn’t look like your best, you have to be okay with that.”

Any now whenever anyone in my life, either a friend or a client, frustrates me, disappoints me, or pisses me off, I just tell myself They are doing their best. Their best isn’t that great today, but I have days where my best isn’t that great either. 

[bogfox]

Op I’d like to thank you for sharing this. Ever since the first time I’ve read it I’ve held it in my mind and it really has helped me to be kinder to others and to myself.