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Man I really have an opportunity here. Like, if I want this it's mine. I'm seeing it now.

There is one thing I'm really good at and it is finding where I'm supposed to be and being smart in that space. Coming up with the ideas. That's what I'm here for I think

Man I really have an opportunity here. Like, if I want this it's mine. I'm seeing it now.

There is one thing I'm really good at and it is finding where I'm supposed to be and being smart in that space. Coming up with the ideas. That's what I'm here for I think

For this apprenticeship I can absolutely use it to figure out what I want and what I don't want.

Also I learned today, I don't (do not) need a law degree to reach my ultimate goal. And I could learn from this company and then start my own version of it and be a competitor and probably be better at it.

But I don't need to do that. This company isn't that greedy. They actually are fiduciaries. They would give me the ownership and the prestige that would make me happy.

We'll see where it all goes.

For this apprenticeship I can absolutely use it to figure out what I want and what I don't want.

Also I learned today, I don't (do not) need a law degree to reach my ultimate goal. And I could learn from this company and then start my own version of it and be a competitor and probably be better at it.

But I don't need to do that. This company isn't that greedy. They actually are fiduciaries. They would give me the ownership and the prestige that would make me happy.

We'll see where it all goes.

Wow. I held it together for TWO WEEKS with my mother in law living in our one bedroom one bathroom condo. I was perfect. So nice, so considerate, I mean so was she so she made it easy, but dude I was literally starting a new job. She came the night of my second day of a new job. And I was great the whole time.

She left last night. My husband is ALREADY back to screaming at me and blaming me for everything.

It's a good thing I started this new job. There are no cameras in my office and as far as I can tell, there are no cameras in the building elevators or lobby and I should have 24/7 access with my card. So now at least I don't have to pay for hotels. I can sleep at the office. I even know a place I can be perfectly hidden.

lmao getting paid this summer to watch rays games with my boss from st pete. hell yeah rays up

man financial crime is the way to go!!! setting up a ponzi scheme is the way to go. i mean seriously. you can set up a ponzi scheme and not go to jail for sure.

i'd like to know what really happens when you get caught with your ponzi scheme. i mean, sure they can take your house and your car and stuff. but seriously what if you always rent? what if you still don't have any assets? what if you just have a shit load of money and go on vacations and shit but never buy anything of serious value?

it's almost like a crime didn't even happen. i think it would be treated like a crime didn't even happen. maybe. i'm definitely going to eventually find out though

i got my grades!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i didn't get a 4.0 but that's okay. i got an A-. now i can give up lmfao

everything about living in portland is just so fucking easy dude. like, if you can't succeed here i really can't help you. things are affordable, you don't need a car, it's easy to get everywhere, all of the products in all of the stores are really high quality, everybody is really nice and helpful, it's truly amazing

okay so i'm at my third week of this job

things i've discovered:

you can seriously only see mount hood like 10% of the time, even in June apparently. i look for her every day from the 15th floor and it's actually rare that she's there. even days where i'm like it's clear enough today i'm going to see her today, sometimes still no

by the end of this apprenticeship i will be a quickbooks expert, which i think is great

i do actually get to do math all day but my role in this team is going to oddly resemble my role in the tech world. i think this was intentional on their part.

i was taking a lot of the things about the tech world for granted. it doesn't have to be like that, and it's actually not like that. and things can't ~mysteriously work out~ in this job. the numbers have to add up for a reason and tell the story the way it needs to be told. not like, oh for some reason this works if you let it run 79 iterations instead of 80, and we don't know why. no it's like 80k +87k is 167k and 7% of that is 11,690.00. and all of this math is going to be seen by other accountants and a judge so you really can't like, fake it up. i feel like i've been faking it up my whole professional career lmfao

i saw that my husband was texting my dad last night. i wonder what they were talking about. i really don't care.

I love Portland State lmao

Omg it's 8 in the morning on Tuesday the week off school and NOBODY is in the business school this is AWESOME!!!!!!!

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The closest coffee shop to my house is called Cafe united and I hate it. It's supposed to be like world music themed or something. They suck so bad. There's only one way to fuck up a drip coffee and that's to not have any and somehow the coffee shop never has any fucking coffee. Or matcha. What did you want me to buy a la Croix? Fuck that place

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I think it must be a lottery winner's pet project. It's the only thing that makes sense

The closest coffee shop to my house is called Cafe united and I hate it. It's supposed to be like world music themed or something. They suck so bad. There's only one way to fuck up a drip coffee and that's to not have any and somehow the coffee shop never has any fucking coffee. Or matcha. What did you want me to buy a la Croix? Fuck that place

My mother in law is leaving today. My husband seems to have forgotten my summer schedule lol. I'm working every day but working from home on Tues and also I have classes Tues and Weds night. And he's off Tues/Wed so I'm really not gonna see him lol. He'll probably end up taking paid leave oregon days on the weekends some days but lol this is gonna be my summer for me

Lmao my friend got drunk and wrote a nice LinkedIn review for me. I mean, I am guessing the reason he wrote the review is cause he got drunk and was happy to hear I successfully left the software world. Lol I'll take it

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