Gone on an Adventure

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[onceuponamyst]

Hello :)

Hiya :)

[ionlyeatcomfortfood]

According to my brother, "Tumblr is just a bunch of voices in a neurodivergent child's head"

[ionlyeatcomfortfood]

Again, my brother: "Tumblr don't release the gay hounds!!"

[jerico3193]

[frizz01percy]

this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies

[oliviawebsite]

the groundhog reportedly saw "a blood red sun. in the foreground a massive wheel framing the sun in the sky. the wheel has ceased to turn". nobody is sure what this means but its probably fine

[thatsbelievable]

[thatsbelievable]

[damalseer]

[alexaloraetheris]

...You know what, I’ve been trying to motivate myself to go and study, and this is just what I needed.

On the other hand, I have questions

[ladydei]

yes but i love her

[culturabrasileira]

[werewolf-transgenderism]

new year new mountain goats

[taraljc]

I am going to make it through this year if it kills one very specific mediocre white man

[bedupolker]

I didn't realize so many of you longed for the humble wheelbug

[bedupolker]

Fine I'll sell out to big wheelbug. If you're morally opposed to wheelbugs or dont believe in wheelbugs then just unfollow me right now.

[medlinka]

@onenicebugperday

[milk5]

my cute pig of luck

[milk5]

He's doing great!

[milk5]

DEATH + RENEWAL

[chaser]

Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting

[chaser]

First like and this has already found its intended audience

[chaser]

uh oh

[itsmyturnonthegender]

[soberscientistlife]

NOTE TO SELF-SLOW THE FUCK DOWN!

[tyrannosaurus-tex]

Slow the fuck down is also the way to avoid scams, social engineering, phishing, etc.

“Oh, no the CEO of my employer is having an emergency and I need to click this link right now!!!”

Slow down…

“Why would the CEO be emailing ME of all people? Maybe this email is a phishing attack that would get my employer hacked and me fired for allowing it.” (It probably is a phishing email.)

[lytefoot]

In general, “Slow the fuck down” is an extremely powerful information literacy skill.

[lucyaudley]

Genuinely thinking about showing this to my freshmen instead of the CRAAP test

[mafaldaknows]

S L O W.

T HE F U C K.

D O W N.

R E S I S T L I Z A R D B R A I N!

[the-haiku-bot]

R E S I S

T L I Z A R D

B R A I N!

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[najaaozixxjsiaaiaiia]

[4444555666777888999]

Just had a glimpse of my alternate reality where I am the mom that made this meme

[pondwitch]

if the exact text of this image was posted here in all lowercase with no punctuation it would have 138 thousand notes

[tentacleteapot]

"would you fuck your clone" = boring, who cares, the answer says nothing about you other than whether or not you're your own type

"would you fuck MY clone" = unexpected, high potential to cause a lot of 'why would you fuck my clone and not me?' drama, reasonable question to ask if you're a mad scientist

[organical-mechanical]

my new hobby is making fake alcoholic drinks out of jello

[organical-mechanical]

[campyvillain]

i know this please help me

[campyvillain]

if you seek skeek at my slorse you hate me at my worst

[campyvillain]

HOW THE FUCK DOES THE SYAING GO

[campyvillain]

cool news i think i have some thing wrong with me

[clearlyautomaticpainter]