Une incroyable vie ordinaire

[papi-chulo-bucky]

So I’m at my aunts house

And my cousin, who’s like 12 is really sick and she’s been in bed for the past few days. She was able to come downstairs for some juice (cuz she’s dehydrated af lol I could see it) and she had on some sleeping shorts and a lil tank top. Which is normal for sleeping. And my other aunt’s opens the black hole that is her mouth and says “you need to put clothes on, my husband is here!” So I was like “why is your husband looking at a twelve year old like that in the first place? 🤔 is there something we need to be worried about?” Now my entire fam is fighting and it’s beautiful.

[pinkgliitter]

That last sentence is me

[trynpronounceit-deactivated2018]

😂

[opossummypossum]

MOOOOOM

[thebestoftumbling]

[foxy-mulder-deactivated20190929]

this is the most powerful image on the internet.. reblog to join the circle

[yourbrothershotfriend]

Reblog to destroy all evil energies in your life

[sacred-portal]

[sexemulators]

Just because you fail once doesn’t mean you’re gonna fail at everything.

Marilyn Monroe (via quotethatword)

[lilboreddev-blog]

REBLOG IF YOU LOVE DOGS

[poeticfog]

9 million people fucking love dogs

[tracknumber06]

Here we come 10.

[dark-eyed-harmothoe]

BREAK THE POST

BREAK THE POST

BREAK THE POST

[subarucloutback-deactivated2018]

gotta clean all these goldfish crumbs off my bed fuck one sec

[poovellamkettuppar]

*seductively slips into existential melancholy*

[rohie-deactivated20191102]

[etams]

sometimes i just sit down and think about the fact that french has a verb to say “to slap someone in the face with one’s dick”

[shanneibh]

I legit cannot recall any such verb and it’s gonna annoy me until I do. Somebody please just tell me what verb that is.

[etams]

that’s biffler (the combination of the word “bite” which means “dick”, and the verb “gifler” which means “to slap”)

truly a beautiful language

[tavavengers]

[jesuisasciencespo]

Quand on te conseille de relire la méthodo pour avoir de meilleures notes.

[drunp-archive-deactivated201711]

[thedouble]

[mes-deboires-de-redactrice-deac]

Aujourd’hui j’ai décidé de m’offrir le dernier Chanel N°5 pour me féliciter d’avoir décroché le job que je voulais et de m’être acharnée pendant des semaines. 

[meanplastic]

[jenneferofjengaberg]

my favorite new trump supporter conspiracy theory is that hillary clinton was wearing a hidden earpiece feeding her debate answers because to them it’s simply implausible that a yale law school graduate is better at words and facts than an oversized circus peanut with hair

[faize]

when you get into a new thing and all you really care about is that thing and you’re destroying your blog spamming that thing so you have to start pretending to care about other things so there’s some variety