yapping one eared sheep

i just yap.

[one-eared-sheep]

oh yeah this blog is based off of @/i-am-a-fish

just if they were 14 years old and kinda lowkey dumb

and just wanted to tell random stories online that no one else wanted to hear

name is based off the fact i have three sheep stuffed animals with only one ear

also this is @orionspeaks blog i just am posting here instead for some reason because i like this blog better and bave no motivation to change it

[a-list-uh]

tweeting "just because you don't like jax as a character doesn't mean she was poorly written" setting my phone to vibrate and shoving it up my ass

[tomahachi12]

Went to go see the movie bout some pretty amazing digging

this was my favourite part

[gwninja]

I like that they have shovels, like Caine decided to force them on a hole digging adventure

[scentedpocky]

hiii jax ^_^

[445ties]

ripping my heart out my chest i just love her so much

[fawnduubackup]

I wish I wasnt a dog who thinks drawing boobs is one of the highest forms of art, but I cannot fight my nature.

Purpose bred (to draw nude figures)

if this gets flagged i swear to god thats it im gonna snap

[official-boob-posts]

drawing boobs is so important imo

figural art has always been part of art history, and boobs are part of that

[orionthekazoo]

June 1st, 1999

Before June 1st ends in my time zone, I believe it is necessary to pay respects.

Technoblade was my idol. I learned a lot from him.

I got better at Bedwars by mimicking his techniques. I learned about a lot of Greek mythology.

Technoblade was a content creator. He didn't know me, he didn't know the effect he had on my life. I'm not parasocial. But tributes are due. My respect is due.

Today is June 1st, the first day of Pride Month, Men's Mental Health Awareness month.

It is also Technoblade's 27th birthday.

The respect I have for this man is incredible.

I miss him.

I miss him a lot.

Most people I know don't still cry over a man who died five years ago.

Even as I'm yapping, tears are building in my eyes.

I will tell my kids about you, as if you were a Greek hero. (You may as well have been.)

Technoblade Never Dies.

Happy birthday, king.

[one-eared-sheep]

one time i was on a roller coaster, but i couldnt sit with the rest of my family because the seats were weirdly formatted

i sat beside this really lovely lady who let me hold her hand and scream

i still think about her frequently

[one-eared-sheep]

my centipede phobia is so strange like what do you mean things with 100 legs can make me burst out in tears at the mere sight of them

[iminyourbedsheets]

Guys let’s do a trauma candy salad (it doesn’t necessarily have to be something traumatic but something just funny ig).

I’ll go first. I’m @iminyourbedsheets and at my last doctor’s appointment (NO HATE TO THE DOCTOR BTW SHE WAS DOING HER JOB) my doctor was examining my height and stuff and she got to my weight and just said “honey have you been getting enough exercise?”. And she also recommended some healthy food options. And that’s how I found out I’m a fat ass. AND I BROUGHT THE BOWL LOL.

Moots im tagging: @frxnkiistein @jacksfoxevangeline @electri-art-and-sillies @kai-islost @thelocalfroggo @flankerclinger0a @thebillyboi123 @wd-tism

[jacksfoxevangeline]

I'm @jacksfoxevangeline, and in sixth grade, I was accused of being a witch for 2 months by a boy named Tyler. I brought the Nerds Gummy Clusters.

@written-by-music @babylon-butterfly @artemisiamasterofnone @arson-the-artificer-offical @alien-in-washington @elliotsaqueenfan @hypnopompic-decay @mariorat-the-aroace @chill-lesbian2013 @small-bottle-of-expired-milk

[small-bottle-of-expired-milk]

I'm Pebble and most of my friends have physically abused me :3

I brought the gay bacon :3

@juno-is-awesome @professional-fool-of-energy @laciffo-natas @mariorat-the-aroace @ayunis-new-acc @kaihasmoreswagthanyou3 @killermothirl22 @violetrosiecookiesleepydemon @zanderandthemetaphysicalcrisis @zoerrr +open tags :3

[emofuker]

I’m gayden and when I was 9 my dad called me a knockout and whistled at me

I brought skittles

@an-insane-alt @riverthesillytherian @the-king-of-kaumidy @izzie-of-suburbia-official and open tags

[riverthesillytherian]

I’m Caine and when i was 11, my best friend slapped me across the face. Ever since then i’ve had trust issues. Uhh i brought Skittles gummies :3

@untamedwolfcryptid @shadowgirl-10 @fawningovertadc @bextheibex @omaokitchat @redtheredheadeddemon @joe-chungus

[redtheredheadeddemon]

im red and when I was 9 I was doing chores and forgot to give the dog water' so in return my stepmom grounded me from water, I brought the gay bacon

@wr1bs @shuichisdarkmistress @izzybellzzz @victoria33787 @joe-chungus @ella3clipse

[vivi33787]

im vic and when I was 6 I fell down in my house and had brain trauma

I BROUGHT JOLLY RANCHERS!!

@panfandomgoblin @j3lly-b34nz @spicylime-r2 @virtuedoll @joe-chungus @b1gg3stb1gack @hyperfixatedmythosgirl

[b1gg3stb1gack]

Im Rose and when maybe 5 or 8 i shoved a screw up my nose and my mum thought i had a blocked nose but when she check i had already swallowed it 🥹

AND I BROUGHT SOUR PATCH KIDS

@ch3ckk0utsid3lmaao @speak-for-the-broken @axoxoangel @totally-real-sonic-the-hedgehog

[totally-real-sweetheart]

I'm Benjamin, and when I was 13, me and my family had a yellow bird. The bird actually took a liking to me, which I find to be weird considering literally every single bird we had always seemed to hate me. The bird died due to my dogs.

And I brought Jelly Beans!

@wonkers-hog, @nikolai-ismefrfr, @fishymari, @plusul-minin, @ask-sage-and-eggman, @d3pth-d0-u5-p4rt, @bakedbananasplit33 @cdboiperson, @lily-from-the-twix-galaxy

[fishymari]

im Marshall, and yesterday my class was presenting our science projects about different types of energy (my group got electric but I did most the work) to ppl from other classes, so i explained elecrtic trains and other things to these nice hispanic girls, and I ended up getting called 3 slurs by some boys that knew the girls; the "n word" "disabled slur" and "gay slur", and they also called me a h03? All this for explaining how elctric trains work. At least the girls told them to go away (╥﹏╥)

Anyways i brought dora the explorer dollar tree gummies (˶ˆᗜˆ˵)

Moots: @nyx-is-very-tired, @ellieintheworld,@socksfromthedishwasher, @meridamermaid, @bu0yants, @circus-puppet-error, @littlechaoscryptid

[nyx-is-very-tired]

im nyx, and uh when i was like 10 i was riding my grandmas horse when she kicked me off and ran over me (i was limping for like a week) but i apparently didnt break anything tho my leg was swollen for that week.

Anyways i brought the sour gummy bears :D

(ummm i dont really talk to others on here sooo... im sorry i dont really have anyone to tag :[)

[sylveonsweety-official]

Im @sylveonsweety and today I brought garlic bread that are shaped like socks

@ramdomassaccountname @lemonwater37 @oliveoffline

[one-eared-sheep]

i'm @one-eared-sheep, and at the age of 11/12 i discovered fanfiction

i brought the mars bars

@shadexxxx @dawnera @corrundumcat

[one-eared-sheep]

Today I discovered 50 Shades of Grey.

Save me.

[sylveonsweety-official]

Trust me its not as bad as not reading a rated E fic's tags and getting exposed to all sorts of philia when you were a kid

[one-eared-sheep]

except i also did this

[one-eared-sheep]

So I have this Discord server for some kids around my town.

These people include:

- my best friend

- my friend (we'll call them Toodles because thats the first name that came to mind)

- that friend's friend

- my cousin

- another friend

- my cousin's ex (on good terms)

So, to be very clear. Predating this story, Toodles and my cousin had NEVER met irl.

So recently I had been made aware that my cousin was checking someone out. I didn't think much of it, but he did mention they were 'alt'.

He asked them out, only to be told that they were actually already in a relationship. Distraught, my cousin went to me to complain.

I asked about details, felt bad for him, the usual.

Then, my interest was very piqued.

"So turns out, they're not even a girl, AND they're in a relationship already!"

.... wait what?

I immediately asked about their hair colour, since I only know one nonbinary person. Toodles.

"Teal and short."

Holy crap.

Turns out, my cousin asked out TOODLES. And didn't know it.

he is pissed at his stupidity btw ^^

[one-eared-sheep]

this reads like a reddit post

[one-eared-sheep]

every time i have something i want to say, first i go to Discord, realize no one wants to hesr about it, and then make a tumblr post where some unfortunate soul will be forced to see:

my ribs kinda hurt i dont wanna get up for school

[one-eared-sheep]

So I have this Discord server for some kids around my town.

These people include:

- my best friend

- my friend (we'll call them Toodles because thats the first name that came to mind)

- that friend's friend

- my cousin

- another friend

- my cousin's ex (on good terms)

So, to be very clear. Predating this story, Toodles and my cousin had NEVER met irl.

So recently I had been made aware that my cousin was checking someone out. I didn't think much of it, but he did mention they were 'alt'.

He asked them out, only to be told that they were actually already in a relationship. Distraught, my cousin went to me to complain.

I asked about details, felt bad for him, the usual.

Then, my interest was very piqued.

"So turns out, they're not even a girl, AND they're in a relationship already!"

.... wait what?

I immediately asked about their hair colour, since I only know one nonbinary person. Toodles.

"Teal and short."

Holy crap.

Turns out, my cousin asked out TOODLES. And didn't know it.

he is pissed at his stupidity btw ^^

[one-eared-sheep]

just rewatched Get Fatter Now

gilly is so me

[one-eared-sheep]

Today I discovered 50 Shades of Grey.

Save me.