With love,Fred

NO LONGER ACTIVE

[seven-seas-bandit]

“Stealing features, 

    each a diamond to be mined.”

{Captain} {Rules} {Mun}

[old-alone-done-for]

“A favor? 

    He threw my hand to a crocodile, the beast liked it so much, it’s followed me         ever since, licking its lips for the rest of me… 

               YOU CALL THAT A FAVOR?”

{Home} {Hook} {Captain’s Rules} {Captains} 

[fuck-delcarmen]

If you say "Freaky Fred" three times while looking in the mirror, you'll wake up the next morning with part of your head shaved.

c: tcd

[fredthefreakybarber]

[one-freaky-barber]

Happy Birthday to me~

for real its my birthday,I am 20 now.

well anyways I’ll get to replies either tonight or tomorrow

I got time to relax))

[angelrabbitz]

[scrivener-spb-blog-blog]

Naughty.

[taylakrueger]

Her eyes widened as he mentioned his first love, and she smiled. Tayla looked over the page that was left open and her brows farrowed together. All these poems were about this girl named Barbara but it was all about her hair. “You really liked her hair huh? It must have really been something.” She giggled, totally oblivious to Fred’s hair obsession.

As she kept reading them Tayla smiled. “These are really good!” 

[one-freaky-barber]

＂ Ｉｎｄｅｅｄ，ａ ｌｉｔｔｌｅ ｔｏｏ ｍｕｃｈ ｉｆ Ｉ ｄｏ ｓａｙ ｓｏ ｍｙｓｅｌｆ．＂

Tʜᴇ ᴘᴀᴛɪᴇɴᴛ ᴍᴜsᴇᴅ ᴀs ᴀ sᴍɪʟᴇ ᴄᴀʀᴇssᴇᴅ ʜɪs ғᴀᴄᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʜᴇ ᴡᴀs ɪɴ sʜᴇᴇʀ ʙʟɪss. Sᴜʀᴇʟʏ ʜᴇ ᴅɪᴅ ᴀᴅᴏʀᴇ Bᴀʀʙᴀʀᴀ﹐ʙᴜᴛ ʜᴇ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅɴ·ᴛ ʜᴇʟᴘ ʜɪᴍsᴇʟғ ᴡʜᴇɴ ɪᴛ ᴄᴀᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇʀ ʜᴀɪʀ. Hᴇ sᴇᴇᴍᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ʜᴇʀ ʜᴀɪʀ ᴍᴏʀᴇ﹐ᴏɴᴄᴇ ɪᴛ ᴡᴀs ᴅᴇᴛᴀᴄʜᴇᴅ ғʀᴏᴍ ʜᴇʀ sᴄᴀʟᴘ. Sᴏᴜɴᴅs ϙᴜɪᴛᴇ ᴏᴅᴅ ᴅᴏᴇsɴ·ᴛ ɪᴛ﹖

＂ Ｗｈｙ ｔｈａｎｋ ｙｏｕ，Ｉ ｗｏｒｋｅｄ ｖｅｒｙ ｈａｒｄ ｏｎ ｔｈｅｍ．＂

[shaddowedpastarchived-blog]

                              “No, i just fancy finding places i don’t know about.”

[one-freaky-barber]

＂ Ｉ ａｍ ａｓｓｕｍｉｎｇ ｙｏｕ＇ｒｅ ｂｅｉｎｇ ｓａｒｃａｓｔｉｃ．．＂

[eddiexgluskin-deactivated201707]

“ You will see soon enough darling.” with that Eddie tightened his grip on the scrawny looking man and dragged him down the dimly lit hall “ You must forgive me for losing my temper like that darling, it brings me so much joy just to see you again.” 

He spoke to the man promising him that he’d make him better and promised him happiness and protection, but could Eddie protect him from himself? Probably not.

[one-freaky-barber]

Sᴡɪғᴛʏ Eᴅᴅɪᴇ ᴅʀᴀɢɢᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴀʀʙᴇʀ ᴅᴏᴡɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴀʟʟ. Tʜɪs ᴄᴏɴғᴜsᴇᴅ Fʀᴇᴅ ɢʀᴇᴀᴛʟʏ﹐ɪᴛ sᴇᴇᴍs Eᴅᴅɪᴇ sᴛɪʟʟ ʙᴇʟɪᴇᴠᴇs ʜᴇ ɪs ᴛʜɪs ·ʙᴇʟᴏᴠᴇᴅ· ᴘᴇʀsᴏɴ. Fʀᴏᴍ ʜɪs ᴅɪsᴛʀᴏᴛᴇᴅ ᴍᴇᴍᴏʀɪᴇs﹐ʜᴇ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅɴ·ᴛ ʀᴇᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀ ᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴋɴᴏᴡɪɴɢ ᴛʜɪs ʙᴇɪɴɢ.

＂ Ｐｌｅａｓｅ ｄｏｎ＇ｔ ａｐｏｌｏｇｉｚｅ．．．Ｇｉｖｅｎ ｏｕｒ ｐｅｒｄｉｃａｍｅｎｔ，Ｉ ｃｏｕｌｄ ｓｅｅ ｗｈｙ ｏｎｅ ｗｏｕｌｄ ｌｏｓｅ ｔｈｅｉｒ ｔｅｍｐｅｒ．＂

Rᴇᴀsᴜʀɪɴɢ ᴡᴏʀᴅs ʀᴏʟʟᴇᴅ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀɴ·s ᴍᴏᴜᴛʜ﹐ɴᴏᴛ ᴘᴇʀsᴜɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ sᴜʙᴊᴇᴄᴛ ᴏғ ᴛʜɪs ᴅᴀʀʟɪɴɢ ᴛʜɪɴɢ. Iɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴅ ʜᴇ ᴅᴇᴄɪᴅᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴘʟᴀʏ ᴀʟᴏɴɢ﹐ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴀs ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴀʀᴍ﹖ Lɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴅɪᴅ ᴛʜɪs ᴍᴀɴ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴇsᴛɪɴɢ ʜɪᴍ﹐ᴅᴜᴇ ᴛᴏ ʜɪs sᴍᴀʟʟ ᴀᴍᴏᴜɴᴛ ᴏғ ʜᴀɪʀ.

[one-freaky-barber]

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[neopound]

[cosmicscarecrowsintheflesh]

Just some cuorage the cowardly dog fanart. I was going to draw courage in the background but didn’t bother to draw the rest of him. 

But yeah this is Barbra and Freaky Fred.

I kinda gave them different outfits.=w=

[whatimsaiyan]

That's when my tired eyes beheld, a doggy dog, like dog, he smelled, D-O-G, is what he spelled, and that's how I spell... naughty.

[starrology101]

Hello new friend, my name is Fred the words you hear are in my head. I say, I said my name is Fred, and I’ve been… very naughty.

Freaky Fred (via starrology101)

[lovehandlesandfluff]

Freaky Fred episode.

[skaiindmain]

damn tumblr errors…