Stay Sane Inside Insanity

Gay as Hell. Ace. He/Him. Sorry in advance.

[casgirl]

Couples t shirts that say “I bet on losing dogs” and “losing dog”

[ladyantiheroine]

While I’m still thinking about Renfield, I love how the movie never attempts to make him into a *~cool macho badass~*

Like yes, he spends a good chunk of the movie doing badass fight scenes and karate-chopping bad guys, but even then he still feels like the timid dork he is the rest of the time.

The way he awkwardly smiles and waves at Rebecca while slamming that guy to the ground at the apartment complex? Poetic cinema. The way his fight scenes (while entertaining to watch) only happen because of his abusive servitude to Dracula? Meanwhile, him taking on brighter colors and more "feminine" hobbies like baking and home decorating is not framed as emasculating and instead a sign that he's becoming a happier, healthier person? *chef's kiss*

I’m tired of male characters being one-dimensional power fantasies. We need more leading men who are pathetic wet cats in human form even when they’re kicking ass.

[neotrances-deactivated]

[brionne]

fruit (derogatory)

[redpandarascal]

hot tip: soup is customizable! Go wild but know your limits.

[malewifenat]

What does the arab in your carrd mean? Is it like afab and amab?

.. i’m palestinian

[captainlordauditor]

same energy

[princesskuragina]

[unscharf-an-den-raendern]

[definitely-not-lordenglish]

[catradoraism]

[boychic-deactivated20230922]

mutuals do this with me

[latrans-latrans]

Just out of curiosity, is your strap built in?

This is the funniest way to ask whether someone’s AMAB or AFAB I’ve ever fucking seen.

[battybaby666-deactivated2023021]

my energy in one picture

[everythingfox]

One more time

(via)

[stiwfssr]

This porno didn’t fuck around

[practical---bitchcraft]

[yourdadsghoulfriend]

there’s… a lot to take in here…

[givemearmstopraywith]

stop trying to be a male fantasy start being an abomination against God

[sassysaidie]

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

[synthbutch-deactivated20210226]

[pocket-stars]

[kinavu]

[nepofledgling]

me trying to communicate that i am also gay through my eyeballs whenever I think the cashier is gay not to hit on them obviously just to let them know we are the same

[crochetlesbian]

Me, a cashier trying to communicate to the customer that i think is gay that im not hitting on them but that i am also gay

[solfungus-deactivated20220629]

[latinotiktok]

[willkill4pudding]

Translation: Person behind camera; *knock down one card* “Go.” Other person;“Is your character mentally stable?” Person behind Camera; *Looks at card* “Yes” Other person; *Slaps down all but one card* “IT’S MOMO”

[sighinastorm]

I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR MONTHS AND MONTHS.  THERE WERE ONLY A FEW DOZEN NOTES WHEN I SAW IT LAST.

[globalhypnosis-deactivated20181]

[sharkpunks]

Pointing to what I want on my five dollar footlong

[gordon-pint]

Fun story I had a customer come in at my college subway location at about 2am on a saturday, it was a 20 something year old student high as balls (naturally). This kid wasn’t just high, he was off his ass, he was higher than snoop on April 20th, his eyes were clamshells. I asked him what he wanted and I could see the gears turning in his head but he absolutely couldn’t get anything out. This guy was too high to talk, and I’m surprised he even made it down the street to our store. Obviously I’ve been here before so no problem, I tell the dude I’ve got this and to just point at what he wants, and he commences to just go down the line pointing at the bread and meats and veggies like this damn reaper, leading me on the biggest game of hot and cold I’ve ever played. In the end his sandwich racked up like 15 dollars in extra charges but I think we gave it to him for free. There is no moral to this story.