Terribly Irrelevant

24, she/they. I have a revolving wheel of fandoms to combat my exestential dread

[literally-ahammer]

Severus and Harry doing the Trauma Candy Salad trend except it's Harry saying "OMG, same!" And Severus crashing TF out.

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Severus: I don't... Hm, well I suppose getting beat was fairly traumatic, as you say, I mean, I don't necessarily think so, but if it appeals to your want.

Harry: *gasp* Same! See, we're bonding.

Severus: YOU WERE WHAT—

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Harry: Oh! I've got a good one! Getting tortured by Voldemort.

Severus:... I'm gonna pretend you didn't say that, otherwise it may not be you who kills him.

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Severus:... Hm.. Well, I suppose growing up malnourished might be considered traumatic.

Harry: Yes! See, bonding. Was it used as a punishment too?

Severus:... I just.. I'm gonna go take a lap. In the distance— AUGHHHHHHHHHHH!

[edekyll]

weird au where robert gets turned into a cat. did someone magically turn him into a cat? does he really have powers but its the most useless shit ever (turn into cat) so he lies and says he doesn’t? did he get turned into a cat before or after coming to work at SDN? did he have to quit being mecha man cuz he got turned into a cat? maybe he’s just been a cat his entire life? idk. go my catbert.

robert robertcat. robert catbertson. catbert robertson. catbert catbertkitten. meowcha man. mecha meow. mecha cat.

edit: btw I made a fic for this. It’s ‘cat’s in the cradle’ on ye olde ao3

[professionalapathetic]

We did it, gang!

[zuulosdovah]

guess what i played last weekend

[tsenamu-mu]

[faxaway]

hes annoying yes but have u considered his graduation day

ear too big hat too small

[dumyhead]

[lasciviousliii]

Here's a version with the rest of the z team

[mottesk]

falling asleep on the couch // falling asleep at the desk

big brother chase will always be a big brother

[izbnart]

Dispatch animation! 👍

[shuploc]

Dispatchin' ain't easy... 📞

[orphetoon]

these are the only two members of z-team who understand what taxes are

[paletigers]

prisim and flambae found robert's grindr part 2 (first part here)

[sarnomii]

The Break-In

[feyburner]

I do think it’s funny when headcanons are presented as objective character facts bc I get “He would not fucking say/do that” as much as the next guy but I must also humbly acknowledge its powerful cousin named “A skilled enough writer could make me believe he would”

[oxventure-text-posts]

[wintrydrop]

The secrets we keep, huh, Logan?

Happy new year everyone!

Allow me to randomly just pop up out of nowhere and drop this fanart of my latest hyperfixation. 😂

Logan x Builder/Lucy from the game My Time at Sandrock! I can't believe how suprisingly complex this game is and I've been obsessed with it during the holidays.

Some self-headcanon scene (sometime after The Goat mission) where Builder/Lucy takes Andy for a quick surprise trip to the hideout and secret feelings are beginning to brew.

What other scenes in canon can I do? HMMMMMMM