my favoit is cow

I lob cow. As far as you know, 21 or older. He/it, die/het. I hate censorship and if you don't you're cartoon villain henchperson. I don't have money don't ask for it and if you do I'll assume you're a bot

[barin-mclegg]

Guys I have a really good joke but you cant be mean ok. Im really proud of this one

[barin-mclegg]

Ok here goes

[barin-mclegg]

Th

[barin-mclegg]

The thing about

[barin-mclegg]

Guys dont be mean ok

You gotta promise

[barin-mclegg]

The thing about aquatic mammals is th

[barin-mclegg]

They're a fishn't

[comicallyqueer]

I have a feeling I made a typo somewhere.

[stupid-twink-girl]

[mersinia]

Lemonade?

[barin-mclegg]

Obviously it's grapes

[stupid-twink-girl]

[mersinia]

Lemonade?

[oddarette]

All of my light bulbasaurs in one place :)

[dragon-shot]

It's always the bad quality

[irish-farmer]

@bovineblogger

[laterkiss]

we could have a disgusting thing going on if you want

[garaks-gay-garderobe]

@shit-hdb-would-say

[shit-hdb-would-say]

Harry du Bois would say this.

[frogandtoadpdf]

the best way i can think to describe the experience of reading moby dick is you’re in line at the dmv and this guy behind you very loudly says “well who HASN’T had a gay experience” and then proceeds to tell you every detail about his life in between anecdotes about how great sperm is and how ropes work and sometimes he’ll say the most poetic shit you’ve ever heard in your life and them jump RIGHT back into explaining how a whale is a fish because 1) it swims in water and you’re still only like halfway through the dmv line

[lakevida]

[thirtyskeletons]

Any day now

[thirtyskeletons]

people have suddenly started reblogging this post of mine from february 8th, 2012. great bit everybody

[thirtyskeletons]

[chaifootsteps]

Seen a lot of pearl clutching over this tweet but I think it's funny as fuck.

[yourfaveisintersex]

Mirabelle from In Stars and Time is intersex and canonically aroace using she/her pronouns, and her variation is XX/XY Mosaicism with ovotestes!

Requested by @coralotl

Intersex flag-only edits under the cut!

[pangur-and-grim]

he’s always so shocked to be caught in his crimes

[cetitan]

[fandom-man]

[tsarina-anadyomene]

we should mandate industrial themed nonbinary names to balance out all of the people naming themselves after trees. throw Anvil into the mix

[tsarina-anadyomene]

we should mandate industrial themed nonbinary names to balance out all of the people naming themselves after trees. throw Anvil into the mix

[waterandsilver]

if you have to rely on specific scripts or turns of phrase to socialise that's totally fine, but you must NOT reveal them to your friends while slightly drunk. it's like showing how the magic trick works, you can't do it in front of them afterwards

[waterandsilver]

i like dogs a lot but i can never remember the differences between breeds (apart from the few types i've actually owned/interacted with). but i know people looove their dogs and love talking about their dogs, so whenever im talking to a dog owner i'll ask what breed it is, and no matter what breed they say i'll say "oh! i've heard they have a really nice nature :D" and they always go YESSS THEY'RE GREAT and start gushing about their dog and we have a nice conversation and i build social credit with this person. anyway i told my friends about this script a few weeks ago when slightly drunk and now every time we're in public together and a dog goes past they turn to me and ask "does that one have a nice nature?" im in a hell of my own making