Lieutenant Antoine Bitters

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▬Independent RP blog for Lieutenant Antoine Bitters from Red vs Blue ▬Pretty open to roleplaying with pretty much anyone ▬Face claim is Alex Gaskarth ▬AU and OC friendly ▬Tracking onebitterlieutenant ▬Mod is 18+ ▬Real casual. Don't implement rules unless someone crosses a line, so most anything is free game unless I let you know otherwise. ▬

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madeofnxmbers replied to your post:▬ yooo gonna. keep to small interactions across my...

//pls just do whatever is best b/c ur health comes first *mwahs*

▬ smoOCHES FOREHEAD LOUDLY..

#madeofnxmbers #ooc ;

▬ yooo gonna. keep to small interactions across my blogs for the most part. until i feel better and have things. figured out better weh

#ooc ;#sorry i.#feel bad just. not bein on here #and i have things to. reply to.#and i can't just. keep dropping things.

▬ ...............this morning i had a very strong urge to make a dan vs rvb

#ooc ;#stares into the distance

recoveryxone:

Nope. Doesn’t count.

But if you even just make me like a turkey sandwich that will count. I just don’t wanna cook. I want you to cook for me. ♡

Well... Now I gotta cook.

recoveryxone:

onebitterlieutenant:

recoveryxone:

Hmmmm. Not really. Dessert would be awesome if it was pastries and such. I don’t celebrate that “Thanksgiving” thing.

Not even for turkey and pie? Those are the best any day.

Nah. I like them any day. I just don’t full out celebrate it.

So feel free to make it for me, bello~ I just don’t feel like cooking.

Turkey takes forever....

....Does take out still count? Or. Eating out in general.

recoveryxone:

Hmmmm. Not really. Dessert would be awesome if it was pastries and such. I don’t celebrate that “Thanksgiving” thing.

Not even for turkey and pie? Those are the best any day.

#otp: purrfection

abitofafatass:

onebitterlieutenant:

"….That’s like saying you can shoot yourself to become immune to bullets."

"You know how many times Sarge has shot me, or shot at me? I’m not convinced that can’t happen."

"That's. Wow. Incredible."

abitofafatass:

onebitterlieutenant:

“HOW.”

"I have spent close to a decade abusing Simmons’ intestines and making me immune to different forms of food poisoning."

"....That's like saying you can shoot yourself to become immune to bullets."

rxmpancy:

onebitterlieutenant replied to your post:

I have a song for this.

[ Maine noises translating to please no ]

This is the story..... of the ultimate sandwich.

abitofafatass:

onebitterlieutenant:

"IT’S NOT MY FAULT YOU KEEP EXPIRED PIES!"

"IT WOULD HAVE BEEN PERFECTLY FINE FOR ME!"

"HOW."

recoveryxone:

onebitterlieutenant:

recoveryxone:

And smooches. You get all the smooches you want especially if you make me dinner.

Are you trying to bribe me. Because it’s working.

Yes. Yes it is.

If you make me dessert too, you get to have me however you want too~ ♡

Niiiice.

Anything you want in particular?

#otp: purrfection

onebitterlieutenant:

▬ I JUST FINISHED WATCHING MARK PLAY TO THE MOON

▬ oh gr eAT THAT'S NOT THE END OF IT

#ooc ;#I'M GONNA CRY MORE I'M UPSET

▬ I JUST FINISHED WATCHING MARK PLAY TO THE MOON

#ooc ;#I'M CRYING A L OT

abitofafatass:

onebitterlieutenant replied to your post:☋

"That pie nearly KILLED ME."

"MAYBE YOU SHOULDNT STEAL OTHER PEOPLE’S PIES!!"

"IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU KEEP EXPIRED PIES!"

recoveryxone:

And smooches. You get all the smooches you want especially if you make me dinner.

Are you trying to bribe me. Because it's working.

#otp: purrfection

madeofnxmbers:

"That—…."

"Goddamn it, you win. But still no fucking the sandwich."

"Fiiiine.

It's too late for the blueberry muffins though."

recoveryxone:

onebitterlieutenant:

recoveryxone replied to your post:I’m the real winner. I got oreos.

You also got me.

Yeah. ♥

♡

Because you agree you get all the food and cuddles you want.

Ah man. I'm the ultimate winner. ♥♥

#otp: purrfection

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