Nothing is Impossible

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[bklily]

The biggest plot twist of this episode was Banana Man wishing he could be a cucumber.

Nothing else can top that.

[hufflepotato-18]

*someone gets akumatized*

marinette: oh no, i forgot i promised my parents i would help them wash the roof and- i have to go *runs off*

alya, whispering to herself: oh, i can’t believe this girl is the protector of paris

luka, who heard alya and responded without thinking: i know right??

alya:

luka:

alya: wait a minute

luka: oh

alya: *gasps* YOU KNOW

luka: AND YOU KNOW

alya: HOW DID YOU-

luka: HOW DID YOU?

alya: i can’t believe this

luka: do you know who’s chat noir too??

alya: what? NO

alya: DO YOU?

luka: yeah

luka, smirking: and it’s a good one too

alya: i-

- based off this tweet

[callidora-kennedy]

WAIT WAIT WAIT I GET IT.

Luka now understands what was the secret that Marinette was reluctant to tell him. The thing that broke them apart in the first place.

And YET he can't do anything about it. He can't get back together with her. Because of Adrien being Chat noir and them (ladynoir) actually being perfect for each.

SO HE WAS SAD OVER THAT

HE COULD HAVE HAD MARINETTE FINALLY BUT HE CAN'T.

AND THEN WHAT DOES HE DO.

HE ACCEPTS THEM. Because they are destined.

[the-bluespirit]

[invisible-pink-toast]

Saw that bullshit quote out of When Harry Met Sally about how men and women can’t be friends and it made me mad enough to do this: 

You realise of course that we could never be friends.

Why not?

What I’m saying is - and this is not a come-on 

in any way, shape or form -

is that men and women can’t be friends 

because the sex part always gets in the way.

That’s not true. 

I have a number of men friends and there is no sex involved.

No you don’t.

Yes I do.

No you don’t.

Yes I do.

You only think you do.

You say I’m having sex with these men without my knowledge?

No, what I’m saying is they all WANT to have sex with you.

They do not.

Do too.

They do not.

Do too.

How do you know?

Because no man can be friends with a woman that he finds attractive. 

He always wants to have sex with her.

So, you’re saying that a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive?

No. You pretty much want to nail ‘em too.

What if THEY don’t want to have sex with YOU?

Doesn’t matter because the sex thing is already out there 

so the friendship is ultimately doomed 

and that is the end of the story.

Well, I guess we’re not going to be friends then.

I guess not.

Shout out to all the amazing m/f friendships in media, this is just a small handful of some of my favourites. 

[tumbleboof]

They really went all out for the opening ceremonies 🥇

[crazyintheeast]

Every old timey horror movie: Let's kill all the lesbians

Haunting of Bly Manor: We will let the lesbians have ten years together and then kill one of them while hinting they would be reunited in the after life

Fear Street: We will kill one puritanical lesbian who sacrifices herself for her girlfriend but our 90's lesbians will survive everything and have a happily ever after

Future horror movies:...?? Immortal lesbians? God Lesbians?

[discountfleabag]

remember when we were all laughing at how ziggy survived multiple stab wounds with the help of nick’s cpr?? what if she survived cause the goodes always get what they want and young nick wanted ziggy 

[miscgifsgifs]

“We’re going to eat cheeseburgers and listen to the Pixies…”

[naslostcontrol]

FEAR STREET TRILOGY

[campmiasmas]

The truth will come out. Maybe not today, and maybe not tomorrow, but it will. The truth shall be your curse. It will follow you for eternity. I will shadow you forever. I will show them what you’ve done. I will never let you go.

[henrycavilledits]

Netflix’s “The Witcher” Season 2 | Teaser Trailer

[valdomarx]

everyone like “jaskier’s hair looks dorky and awkward” as if that were a bad thing

i for one am delighted, he should look as stupid as possible at all times. terrible hair he curls himself and a ridiculous fucking hat.

[hail-dondus]

WE GOT BARD CONTENT TODAY WE’VE WON

[bandathebillie]

The Witcher Season 2 (2021)

- So… I’m your destiny?

- You’re much more than that, Cirilla.

[gale-gentlepenguin]

Alya: Look kitty cat, Ladybug does like you but you can’t compete with the one that she is in love with, not even the guy she tried to get over him with did much to change it. Her heart is set on him.

Chat noir: Come on, just tell me what I’d have to do to win her over.

Alya: (joking) How fast can you become Adrien agreste?

(Chat noir detransforms)

Adrien: now what?

Alya: (Screams)

[aerequets]

i saw a tiktok like this and thought the brain lag was very marinette-esque