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[lapishub]

MOVED

I’ve officially moved all of my RP Blogs over to @lapismuses, which is now a side blog to @lapisdragon01

[lapis-memes-archived]

Transformers Sentence Starters

“Get your noodle outta’ my face!”

“Turbo roddin’ young punk! I’ll straighten you out yet!“

“Oh, shit! What are we gonna’ do now?”

“We must not stoop to their level.“

“We lost a great comrade, but gained new ones.”

“You didn’t betray me. You betrayed yourself.”

“There’s more to them than meets the eye.”

“Believe me, you don’t wanna know.”

“You are an idiot and incompetent leader.”

“Well, call me picky, but a working spacecraft might be nice.“

“Who do you think’s gonna win?“

“I don’t have any real blood.”

“We are at war!”

“He’s gone into the vents.“

“He could not have gone far.”

“Why do you always talk to yourself?“

“So, what’s a warrior without weapons, eh?“

“What possible reason do you have to disobey me?”

“No. This is senseless! We are friends!”

“Power flows to the one who knows how. Desire alone is not enough.”

“Time makes all things possible. I can wait.”

“You’re either lying… or you’re stupid.”

[oneeyed-and-dangerous]

When was the first time you tried chicken tenders?

"Tried what? I'm afraid I do not know what that is."

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[invademyinbox]

Send me invasive questions about the muse, and see how they react.

[oneeyed-and-dangerous]

@staarcrossxlegiion reblogged for a starter.

Shockwave stared impassively at the Prime in front of him. There wasn't much else he could do, given the stasis cuffs around his arms. The slab of metal he was attached to was unnecessary. The stasis cuffs had already immobilized him, after all. But, such was life.

"Come to mock me?" Shockwave's vocalizer was filled with static from disuse, but his usual monotone was still present. Optimus could only have come for a few reasons. The most probable one was that he wanted something. Of course, Shockwave would never give him any information. He was too loyal to the Decepticon cause- to Megatron to give away anything important.

[oneeyed-and-dangerous]

"Oh, on the contrary, Optimus," Shockwave replied with a blink. "I fear you savages have something devious planned for me. I've seen what you do to your own bots. I believe the twins are proof enough of that." The cyclops could easily recall the file on those two. Changed into fliers without much of a choice. On top of that, Sentinel wasn't exactly a great mech- especially to work under.

"I won't tell you anything, Autobot." The count of information he held for both sides could be devastating, if in the hands of the Autobots. So, his metaphorical lips were sealed. "Other than the fact that I do plan on continuing my agenda. This prison won't hold me for long." He planned on escaping. He just wasn't sure how as of yet. Though, he was sure it would come to him eventually.

Shockwave let out a vent, tired of being unable to move. He was certain his stuff frame would ache, once he was free. "I realize you plan on gaining to upper hand by speaking to me, but I am also the most loyal to Lord Megatron. It's a waste of time trying."

[oneeyed-and-dangerous]

“I have to work harder than anyone else to make it! I’ll never catch up otherwise…“

A singular, red optic peered at Swindle before shifting back to its original position. “That is likely because of your choice to work alone,” Shockwave pointed out. His claw tips dug into the metal contraption he held in his other hand. A panel was popped off before the cycloptic mech began sifting through the wires inside.

Another glance was spared in Swindle’s direction. “Perhaps, a partnership would give you a more profitable and safer alternative?”

[oneeyed-and-dangerous]

"Likes..?" Shockwave's antlers flicked forwards as he considered the request. Nobody had ever asked him such a thing before. "I haven't allowed myself much time to find interests. Most of my life has been taken up by working for Lord Megatron." He tapped a claw tip against the base of his helm, thinking.

Finally, his optic returned to Swindle. "I enjoy building things," he offered, helm tilting slightly. "Seeing what makes things tick. I am unsure of how else to answer your question." It was a start, he supposed. "Socialization and entertainment aren't subjects I'm very good with."

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[kst-art]

POV: you are about to be murdered. 

[oneeyed-and-dangerous]

((I hope you don't mind me asking but I just started a blog for my two tf OCs and was wondering how I could get them out there more like if there's something I should do cause I'm new and have no idea what I'm doing aaaa))

(I don't mind at all! The best way, that I've found, at least, is to get stuff going on your blog is to like other people's starter calls, talk with muns you're interested in interacting with, and reblog promos from blogs your interested in!)

[oneeyed-and-dangerous]

Rules | About

“At last, I can serve you in my true colors.”

Transformers: Animated Shockwave. 

Written by Lapis.

[oneeyed-and-dangerous]

(It's time for a fresh starter call! Like, reblog, or comment for a starter! Personals without an Rp sideblog, do not interact.)

[vhsmeme]

* hurt prompts

‘ are you bleeding? ’

‘ take it easy. you hit your head. ’

‘ where does it hurt? ’ 

‘ sit still and let me take a look! ’

‘ how did you get that black eye? ’ 

‘ you should see the other guy. ’ 

‘ did i say you could get out of bed? ’

‘ that’s going to leave a bruise. ’

‘ i’ll get some ice. ’ 

‘ that’s what you get for picking fights. ’

‘ are you trying to give me a heart attack? ’

‘ what’s wrong with you? ’

‘ you can barely stand. ’

‘ did you throw the first punch? ’

‘ that’s a nasty bump. ’

‘ get in the car. you’re going to the hospital. ’

‘ at least bandage it. ’ 

‘ no, you’ll get an infection. ’ 

‘ wet floor signs are there for a reason, you know. ’

‘ you’re lucky. that icicle could’ve killed you. ’

‘ where’s your gratitude? i rescued you! ’

‘ i’m calling the nurse. ’

‘ was that stupid dare worth it? ’

‘ what happened to you? ’

‘ sit down. i’ll make some hot chocolate and fix you right up. ’

‘ are those bandages? ’

‘ you need stitches. ’

‘ look out for that tree branch. ’

‘ i’ve got you. just stay awake. can you do that for me? ’

‘ lean on me. ’

‘ you got two choices: let me carry you, or die out here. take your pick. ’

‘ shit, you’re burning up. ’  

‘ you’re not dying. it’s only a sprained ankle. ’

‘ lie down. ’

‘ i’m sorry. i know it hurts. here, hold my hand. ’

‘ you’re in no condition to be walking around. ’

‘ wake up! wake up! ’

‘ i don’t feel sorry for you. ’

‘ look at your face! ’

[parismemes]

CARING FOR STUBBORN MUSES. for when the person you’re trying to care for insists they don’t need your help.

“at least let me clean the wound!” “you’ll be even worse off if you don’t let me bandage this.” “i really think you need to see a doctor.” “i made you some soup, and i’m going to sit here until you eat it. i can wait.” “your feelings matter too! i can’t help you if i don’t even know what’s making you upset!” “..i’m here if you need anything, okay?” “stop trying to push yourself! you can’t do this on your own!” “listen, i know you don’t want to, but.. maybe you should rest for a while. you’re not going to get anywhere like this.” “i’ll make you a deal: i’ll just get you some bandages, and nothing else, and you stop making a fuss over it.” “how long has it last been since you slept?” “have you even been taking your medicine?” “i know you think you have to get through this by yourself, but you have people here to help you.” “let me take care of you, for once.” “you’re gonna hurt yourself even more if you do stupid things like that!” “i hate to break it to you, but you’re not supposed to do any strenuous physical activity for the next couple weeks, and if i have to personally make sure you don’t every waking hour of the day then i’m fully prepared to do that.” “it’s okay to cry in front of me, you know. you don’t have to carry this alone.” “stop trying to act like you’re not bleeding out in front of me!! this is serious!” “listen, asshole. i’m gonna carry you home whether you like it or not. you’re not in any condition to get there yourself.” “oh my god, why didn’t you tell me it was this bad?!”

[kaijucarrion]

[ Shockwave’s Gambit ]

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[oneeyed-and-dangerous]

(It's time for a fresh starter call! Like, reblog, or comment for a starter! Personals without an Rp sideblog, do not interact.)

[parismemes]

CARING FOR STUBBORN MUSES. for when the person you’re trying to care for insists they don’t need your help.

“at least let me clean the wound!” “you’ll be even worse off if you don’t let me bandage this.” “i really think you need to see a doctor.” “i made you some soup, and i’m going to sit here until you eat it. i can wait.” “your feelings matter too! i can’t help you if i don’t even know what’s making you upset!” “..i’m here if you need anything, okay?” “stop trying to push yourself! you can’t do this on your own!” “listen, i know you don’t want to, but.. maybe you should rest for a while. you’re not going to get anywhere like this.” “i’ll make you a deal: i’ll just get you some bandages, and nothing else, and you stop making a fuss over it.” “how long has it last been since you slept?” “have you even been taking your medicine?” “i know you think you have to get through this by yourself, but you have people here to help you.” “let me take care of you, for once.” “you’re gonna hurt yourself even more if you do stupid things like that!” “i hate to break it to you, but you’re not supposed to do any strenuous physical activity for the next couple weeks, and if i have to personally make sure you don’t every waking hour of the day then i’m fully prepared to do that.” “it’s okay to cry in front of me, you know. you don’t have to carry this alone.” “stop trying to act like you’re not bleeding out in front of me!! this is serious!” “listen, asshole. i’m gonna carry you home whether you like it or not. you’re not in any condition to get there yourself.” “oh my god, why didn’t you tell me it was this bad?!”