weird and sometimes loud

she/they, 24

[jetblack4real]

masterlist!

STRANGER THINGS -

steve harrington:

reflexes

back to back

he's my brother

dreamless

the house isn't empty (one shot series that each can be read on its own i just can't fit them all here lol, very fluffy, very domestic)

GAME OF THRONES -

robb stark:

reg got -

of storm and snow (baratheon!reader series, first half is robb)

say the words

trustworthy

campfire confessions

advisor

free woman

comfortable

modern au -

a perfect english gentleman

motel rooms

jon snow:

of storm and snow (baratheon! reader series, second half is jon)

the bear and the wolf

pretty girl

jaime lannister:

where gold bleeds green (tyrell!reader series masterlist)

a knight's oath

the blood on your hands

your favor

possibilities

home again

HOUSE OF THE DRAGON -

jacaerys velaryon:

modern au-

a bicycle

the sweetest of loves

take off my clothes

reg hotd-

only for you

respect

unexpressed

battle baths

not a choice

a chance

lucerys velaryon:

romantic flight

cregan stark:

tale as old as time (tully!reader series masterlist)

aemond targaryen

bride of winter

HOUSE OF GUINNESS -

edward guinness:

ours

in a heartbeat

arthur guinness:

a promise in the rain

YELLOWSTONE -

blurbs for the boys (individuals alternating with kayce, rip, ryan, lee, spencer, jimmy, and carter):

his little girl (k, ri, ry, l, s, j)

damn bars (k, ri, ry, c, s)

dinner (k, s, l, ry)

kayce dutton:

swing dancing

the gun girl

the train station

tapped out

summer camp

country girls

spencer dutton:

keep the wolves away

sunrise promises

tate dutton:

sleepovers

subtlety

the dutton way

let it go

two steppin' trouble

rip wheeler:

you call this a date?

carter wheeler:

real cowboys

comfort colors

make yourself at home (oneshot series) (aka the domestic series)

HARRY POTTER -

james potter:

patronus practice

beat me to it

charlie weasley:

chocolate drawer

tutor

a weasley thing

TOP GUN -

jake "hangman" seresin:

lake days - pt i , pt ii , pt iii , pt iv , pt v , pt vi , pt vii

prove you right

beach days

bradley "rooster" bradshaw:

beautiful

idiot girlfriends

vanilla

RANDOM -

haymitch abernathy (hg/sotr):

protector (masterlist)

peter hayes (divergent):

forgiveness

jj maybank (outer banks):

better

david budd (bodyguard):

veterans

willard hewitt (footloose):

dance with me

572k words so far ;)

[msrhaxoz]

aura farming ☝️

[curlymcclain]

the crazy thing about doctor who is that it really is the best show ever for 30 seconds at a time. you never know when those 30 seconds will be. sometimes they happen multiple times in a single episode and sometimes you wait years and years and years. and the best part is those 30 seconds are surrounded by the worst show ever, which is also doctor who

[harmoniastrueface]

a warm day in apeiron

[onehalfshrimp]

nomnom art

[onehalfshrimp]

2D fanart 🥳

[nigelgraz]

Letters from your younger self

[onehalfshrimp]

Ye

[duxmachinex]

Vote Saxon

[onehalfshrimp]

Yum yum art

[akynoctua]

[iluvemobitches]

Me waiting on y'all to make them stranger things fics

[fragulaura]

LIKE WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU GOT CARRIED BY FREDDIE STROMA

[filmesbrazil]

[periodcostumefantasylover]

Macrinus in gold & blue in Gladiator 2 4k

[k-wame]

DENZEL WASHINGTON as MACRINUS | Gladiator II (2024) dir. Ridley Scott

[maaneskin]

## MORONSEXUAL. adrian chase x f!reader, 0.5k

#adrians gf who’s just as unhinged as he is shejust hides it better

"why are you even with him?" harcourt asked, taking a short break from looking through the binoculars to look at you.

"what do you mean?"

she rolled her eyes, "c'mon. you're smart and sexy, somewhat sensible. that costume makes you look like you came out of a porn magazine. why are you with vigilante? he's an idiot."

with a wink you playfully batted your hands at her, "oh stop it, you. now you're just flattering me."

"answer my question."

you fell down on your back. the dewy grass lightly wetting the back of your suit, "the truth is…"

harcourt was hoping—praying—you weren't going to start a heartfelt spiel.

"i'm so attracted to his stupidity. i honestly think i might be moronsexual."

"…what."

you sat up again, looking at her in earnest, "yeah. whenever he says something stupid i get so hot."

"ugh…" she turned back to the binoculars, "i shouldn't have asked."

"i'm serious. i get so turned on whenever he says or does something idiotic."

"oh my god."

"i can't help it." you shrugged, " and… seeing him kill people also does something for me."

harcourt shook her head, pinching between her eyes. "oh my god." she whispered, "i regret asking."

"hm?"

she shook her head again, picking the binoculars up again, "nothing."

"hey babe!"

her eyebrow twitched at the sound of vigilantes voice. as long as she had known you both, he had always called you by a nickname. she wondered if he actually knew your name.

you perked up at the sight of your beloved idiot boyfriend, "hi honey."

"babe." adrian repeated with a sigh, pulling the mask off, letting you see his beautiful face and messy hair. he helped you stand up and nuzzled your nose with his.

peacemaker walked up from behind him and sat down next to harcourt. he looked peeved.

"what's up with you?" harcourt asked him, pointedly ignoring you pulling adrian in for what looked like a bruising kiss. little noises of pleasure leaving you both.

chris sighed heavily, "on the way here we saw two dogs barking at this other dog, and vigilante stated barking along with the one dog."

having heard what he said, you pulled back from your boyfriend, "you barked along with a dog?"

"well yeah, he was outnumbered. i couldn't let that happen."

you, harcourt, and peacemaker looked at adrian while he laughed. the only difference being while harcourt and peacemaker looked at him like he was the dumbest person alive, you had the biggest heart eyes.

you sighed dreamily. "god, you're so fucking stupid." you said, before pulling in for a passionate kiss by his hair.

he responded eagerly, moaning too loudly and lewdly, tongue instantly trying to enter your mouth. his hands found your waist, both of them sliding down to your ass, groping it. you vaguely heard peacemaker and harcourt groan behind you, but paid little mind to it.

adrians hands moved back up to your waist squeezing and pulling you closer. your hands were tangled in his hair, lightly pulling, making him whine loudly.

peacemaker groaned, "okay—"

"can we get back to scouting, please." harcourt pulled up the binoculars once again, "if you remember there's a guy we have to kill."

[drmace]

[dsrptstudios]

Real 90s sci-fi, or the next Goncharov?

I bought this movie on ebay, but the VHS tape inside is a different film. The movie on the cover sounds really cool: "Terminator meets Twin Peaks". But the description on the back cover is in Turkish, I think (!) Does 'Simulacrum' actually exist? It's weird dystopian sci-fi with two female leads, and would have been made in the late-80s/early-90s.

[cynic-eel]

NO MATTER WHERE I HIDE MY DONUT FRYER NICK ALWAYS FINDS IT AND USES IT

I'M SO SICK OF HIM

HOW?!!?!?

NICK. NICK STOP MAKING DONUTS PLEASE NICK WE NEED TO BREAK INTO THE INSTITUTE AND GET MY SON NICK PLEA

~~~

UPDATE: he finally got his donuts :]