[Images: scans of official Hazbin Hotel trading cards, which all have ornate borders in red, black, and gold with the words “1st Edition” in all capital letters in the lower left below golden stars ranking the cards out of five based on their rarity. In the lower right corner is the card number out of 50; the three special cards at the end are also counted as being out of 50 despite being numbered as 51, 52, and 53. The names of the cards are written in all capital letters in the bottom center within a design that looks like a golden plaque. Each image in the post has six cards together until the last two, which are a pair to reach the full 50 plus the bonus three cards together.
The first image shows Adam sipping from a drink through a straw and looking irritated while flipping the viewer off, Adam’s guitar shining in the golden light of Heaven, Alastor grinning in what looks like amusement while holding up a microphone with red symbols floating around while seated at a table with a bloodied deer upon it, Alastor’s microphone shining against a green background as bright green light crackles around it and red symbols float around it, Angel Dust sticking his tongue out and posing with one pair of his arms behind his head while surrounded by film equipment and other actors as he holds up a condom and whip, and Angel’s Tommy gun shining against a dark purple background with a spiderweb behind it.
The second picture shows the Cannibal Town Plaza from an upward-facing angle of the gazebo, Carmilla Carmine glaring as she seems to be spinning to kick the viewer, Charlie Morningstar grinning as the key to the Hotel floats above her hand with red light shining around it, Charlie’s pitchfork shining against a red damask background with sparkles around it, Charlie’s room as seen from a look at her bed with lights strung up on the curtains, and Cherri Bomb grinning deviously while holding up a lit bomb.
The third image shows the crow’s nest of the hotel from an overhead angle, the Egg Boiz casually hanging out and having slap fights on packages with VoxTek logos and warning labels for explosives, Emily looking to the side with a wide grin and both arms out to each side, General Pentious commanding his Egg Boiz and turrets to attack, the Hazbin Hotel from an angle in front of the entrance, and the Hazbin Hotel with its sign cracked in half within the rubble.
The fourth picture shows the Hazbin Hotel in its renovated state from an upward-facing angle of its top half, the Heaven Embassy from an angle of the clocktower showing 184 days, Heaven’s courthouse from an upward-facing angle with a glowing viewing orb floating in the empty room, the Hotel key shining against a red damask background with golden sparkles around it, Husk glaring ahead while taking a swig from a beer bottle with cards in his other hand, and Katie Killjoy grinning widely in front of a green screen while looking down at papers in one of her hands.
The fifth image shows a loan shark glaring and smoking a cigar with hands clasped upon a table with several stacks of bills and coins as well as an ashtray with stubbed cigarettes, Lucifer Morningstar grinning at the viewer with his wings spread to each side as he presents a glittering rubber duck with a black top hat, Lute under a dark rainy sky as she grins down at the viewer with red blood splattered on her mask and her blade as she points her sword downward, Mimzy holding up a drink at the bar while grinning toothily and winking as colorful confetti flies around her, Valentino’s gun “Moneyshot” floating a dark pink background with pink smoke flowing from the barrel, and Niffty grinning with a bloodshot eye at a startled roach as she holds up her sewing needle.
The sixth picture shows Niffty’s sewing needle shining against a purple background, the parlor of the Hotel from an angle in front of the fireplace with a plant-covered radio on the table in front, Razzle and Dazzle flying and grinning back at each other, Razzle and Dazzle in their larger transformed states snarling and breathing fire, Rosie turning to look down at the viewer with red blood running down from her toothy grin, and Sera looking seriously at the viewer with a small frown as a small glowing orb floats between her hands in front of her chest.
The seventh image shows a severed Exorcist head leaking golden blood while floating against the background of Heaven, a shrunken head keychain shining against a purple background, Sinners out on the street with cannibals tearing at a corpse and a horned sinner grinning threateningly and holding a knife over a nervous demon while a demon in the background is grinning and presenting barbed wire to a taller sinner, Sir Pentious is grinning deviously at the viewer while pushing levers on the dashboard of his war machine, Sir Pentious’ ray gun shining against a golden background with clockwork designs, and Susan glaring with her cane raised in the air.
The eighth picture shows Tom Trench looking startled as Katie shoves him to the side with his coffee spilling and the screen glitching as a news ticker reads “host stops fucking attacking their co-host” in all capital letters, the V Tower from an upward-facing angle of its logo and satellite dish, Vaggie glaring at the viewer as she holds out one hand with her spear pointing up behind her, Valentino leaning forward with a malicious grin at the viewer as he breathes out red smoke, Velvette grinning at the viewer with her tongue sticking out as she flips the bird and takes a selfie in the mirror with various fashion-related supplies in front of her, and Vox grinning with red running from his mouth on his screen and raising one hand in a claw-like gesture while the wires connected to the back of his head spark.
The ninth image shows the Winners in Heaven grinning as they walk and fly along the promenade while two angels with curly pink hair sit at a table upon a balcony in the foreground, and the fiftieth trading card has Zestial sitting and gritting while delicately holding a teacup.
The tenth picture is of the special cards and shows Fat Nuggets sleeping on his back atop a pillow under sparkling heart decorations and photographs taped to the wall of Angel with Cherri and Fat Nuggets, KeeKee looking to the side while sitting next to a ball of yarn, and Lilith in dark lighting and with the upper half of her face in shadow as she sits atop a throne and makes a shushing motion up to her wide glowing smile. End description.]
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