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@onehorribledoctor-blog
My names Billy and I'm just a guy that likes to make people's days brighter by being SUPER EVIL!! 😊 thnx for the videos.
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8/10
Aw, this one was kind of sweet. It made him feel appreciated, you know? Because it meant at least one person out there wasn’t going to kick sand into his face, or laugh at him after ripping the waist of his underwear off, or ask for a photo while Captain Jerkface repeatedly slammed his head into the hood of a car. It was a nice feeling, knowing that at least one person out there got what he was trying to do, even with his whole “ evil supervillain ” label.
“ Well, it’s not easy being an evil genius, but it’s honest villainy ! ”
i'm a twenty-something who wears costumes in public and threatens people 1.5 times my age with a toy ray gun in a "who's more criminal" contest with an organ harvester, i make good, well thought-out decisions,
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“ So, what? The guy’s, like, ninety or something. ”
“ What’s he going to do, hobble after me while waving a cane ? ”
Billy was g r e a t at running away! He had nothing to worry about!
@medicoh, ctd from here
" Can’t say I've got a real answer, kiddo. ”
Billy was in no position to call anybody “kiddo,” but he did it anyways. Maybe it made him feel a little older, a little wiser, generally a little better about himself. Who knows.
“ But from my experience, promises tend to be broken a lot more easily than anything else. Promise something and you’ve just about jinxed it to, well, never happen.
“ You know? ”
Promises to show her the way, to become world famous, et cetera, et cetera. He had failed himself more than he failed anyone else. . . . What was that old saying again? The one about unpredictability? About the world slowly unraveling at its seams? Oh yeah.
“ Like they say, though -- entropy always increases. ”
i'm billy, a fierce, intimidating, supervillain (with a degree in horribleness) who will definitely shoot you with my freeze ray but there is no way in heck i am talking to that girl, what if she doesnt like me what if what if what if
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F E A R ????????????????
it's me your friendly neighborhood super villain, catch me incognito at the laundromat, sweating buckets cause i'm still 14 and can't ask a girl out [insert self deprecative laughter here]
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“ Yeah, yeah. You hit the head on the nail. Good job. ”
“ . . . Dick. ”
hey i'm professor terrible i have a masters degree in terribleness
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“ That’s my catch-phrase, which I’m planning on copyrighting, thank you very much-- ”
write an 'about me' pretending to be me and i'll rate the accuracy /10
— BECAUSE THE STATUS IS NOT QUO.
THE WORLD IS A MESS AND I JUST NEED TO RULE IT.
( art c. )
minseokwrites:
“And I fell in love instantly.”
“It’s probably nothing.“
“It becomes perfect when you learn to accept it for what it is.“
“If you see something, say nothing and drink to forget.“
"And you may find, as time passes, that you remember it less and less."
"Look, I’ve probably said too much."
"If you don’t hear from me again, it has truly been a pleasure."
"We are not history yet."
"You are safe now."
"You can let go now."
"We have nothing to speak about. There never was."
"I have chosen to not be certain of anything at all."
"There are many things I wish I could remember."
"I do not live but I exist."
"I don’t know if he listens to me sometimes."
"We can do this together, you and I."
"You don’t know what to say."
"I know what I saw."
"Regrets just bear us down."
"You are all to me."
"Think nothing of it; it’s forgotten."
"There—now you know. Has that filled an emptiness for you? Are you any happier now?"
"I have something of urgent importance to tell you."
"And for now, existence is enough."
"No, not you! Not you!"
"Please, stay safe inside."
"I just don’t believe violence is ever the answer—it is a question. The real answer is far more terrifying."
"We can get along."
"I’m coming in there."
"There must be something beyond this something."
"I will try not to be long."
"I don’t know where I am."
"I told you I would be back."
"I let that woeful beast live."
"We have each other."
"As with life, and as with all things, it will pass."
"Am I in Hell?”
“I am certain that there must be more to us than just us."
"Let’s not dwell on our corpse strewn past; let’s celebrate our corpse strewn future."
"I probably won’t miss you."
"Well, let’s just find out together, shall we?"
"And it’s just no good anymore. We can’t carry on like this."
"Nothing is real, I don’t think. Whatever; who cares?"
"When I die, I want to have earned it."
"The present tense of regret is indecision."
"The future tense of fear is either comedy or tragedy."
"I can disappear if I want to."
"And what if the void is not as void as we thought?"
"Time is weird; so is space. I hope ours match again someday."
"We should all be so lucky to set our own futures."
"I fear for what we know."
"I fear for what we don’t know."
"We have nothing to fear and never did."
"It is likely I will learn nothing from this."
"After everything that happened, I just wanted to see you."
"It is too late for us."
"But maybe you shouldn’t sleep in your home anymore. Just in case."
"Your sadness will know no bounds."
"Nothing will be the same."
"Nothing has ever been the same."
"When something is this weird, one shouldn’t assume to understand anything specific about it at all."
"Ignorance may not actually be bliss, but it certainly is less work."
"No one has ever known anything—not really."
"I don’t know much about anything at all, honestly."
"Everything is some level of probably, nothing is a promise."
"You don’t know, and so it might very well."
"Nothing ever really happens to me."
"Thanks, that means lot. Not to me, but your words hold a lot of meaning intrinsically."
"So it’s best just to stay away."
"It cannot give you what you need."
"Oh, you don’t even want to know."
"But it wasn’t what I thought it would be."
"I’ll be back as soon as I can."
"You have no idea how often it is just you and me."
"There always seems to be something upsetting you."
"It’s not that there’s nothing coming to get you; there’s everything coming to get you. But relax anyway."
"Don’t worry. All is as it was meant to be."
"It was meant to be lonely and terrifying and unfair and fleeting, don’t worry."
"This is because I am also slightly malicious. Sorry about that."
"Thinking about it now, nothing seems good, let alone perfect."
"And those imperfections in our reality are the seams and the cracks into which our outsized love can seep and pool."
"And sometimes we’re annoyed. And disappointed. And that, too, is a part of how love works."
"I just thought it was time for us to make a home together.”
“I can not believe my eyes,how the world filled with filth and lies…”
He needs Yes Man at his side. Only companion he'll need. Arcade is also a good choice.
That’s not a bad idea.
this is a horrible joke i’m sorry but
The Ideal Companion
should i make a verses page? should i make a fallout verse??? these are the questions i’ve gotta ask myself
jerkwad
He was really starting to regret not just letting the kid have his edginess. Not just going along with it, saying, “Yeah, alright, I guess playing dress-up well into your twenties really is considerably scarier than working on the organ market. You got me.”
– – – “A ray gun! ”
But he was making this really hard to walk away from.
“ I am terrified, absolutely. Does it glow in the dark if you put it under a lamp for an hour? ”
“ Or is it one of those with the spinning wheel and the sparks coming out the back? That’s a fire hazard, you know. Much too dangerous for children to be playing with. ”
“ First off, ”
his hand was quick to raise, itself as if he was interrupting Max, despite having deliberately waited for him to finish his petty string of insults.
“ I’m twenty eight. In both mind and body, unlike you and that twelve year-old who took residence in your brain. Second off, it’s not some child’s toy. But I guess you wouldn’t be able the difference, seeing that you’re mentally twelve and all. ”
Billy was no good at insults. He’d outright admit that if he had to. The only valid card he ever pulled was one that had to do with intelligence, and he wasn’t sure how even that would hold up against this guy. . . . Who the hell even was he, anyways ?
“Yeah, definitely horrible. Government experimentation on children is a real downer.”
“ Oh. ” For a self-proclaimed heartless evil genius, that sure was quick to wipe any sort of smile off of his face.
“ I mean, if it helps any, I’m more of a ‘just-really-smart’ kind of doctor. Professor Normal does more of the, uh, stabby-and-experiment-y stuff. “ Doctor Horrible, by the way. That’s me. I go by just ‘Horrible,’ too, if you're better with that. ”
Way to make a first impression, Billy. You idiot.
“I’ve never really liked doctors that much. Too many needles or machines.”
“ Well, that sure makes them pretty ʜᴏʀʀɪʙʟᴇ, doesn’t it? ”
Was that a pun? Oh yeah. Can she hit him? Oh yeah.