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Film History: A Real Shark Fell in Love With The Mechanical Shark While Filming Jaws
“The fake shark was famously extremely heavy, so it was left in the water during several boat scenes it was not in. It was during one of these times that an actual great white shark met the mechanical one and formed a romantic bond with it.”
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the signs as scary things (because why not)
aries: the split second before something hits you in the face
taurus: projectile vomit
gemini: seeing someone outside your window at night
cancer: an abandoned house
leo: an angry 4 year old
virgo: first day of highschool
libra: almost spraying perfume in your eye
scorpio: when you fall and nearly die
sagittarius: getting lost in the middle of nowhere
capricorn: paper cuts
aquarius: the haunting fact that the world is dying
pisces: society
I am strong because I know my weaknesses
LEO, VIRGO
I am beautiful because I’m aware of my flaws
AQUARIUS, SAGITTARIUS
I am fearless because I learnt to tell illusion from reality
TAURUS, ARIES
I am wise because I learn from my mistakes
GEMINI, PISCES
I love because I have felt hate
CAPRICORN, SCORPIO
I laugh because I have known sadness
CANCER, LIBRA
Important Dates for the Signs in May - 2017
Z O D I A C G U I D E / / I G
Aries: 5, 19, 21
Taurus: 4, 14, 24
Gemini: 6, 16, 28
Cancer: 12, 15, 21
Leo: 5, 14, 25
Virgo: 14, 19, 25
Libra: 9, 21, 25
Scorpio: 4, 21, 30
Sagittarius: 2, 12, 29
Capricorn: 9, 15, 29
Aquarius: 10, 19, 24
Pisces: 4, 14, 29
Normal Horoscope:
Aries: Oftentimes it is not you who gets to decide wether your butt looks good or not, though you do get the tiebreaker.
Taurus: Cynicism and optimism have their place. That place is mashed together into a confusing Frankenstein of a conversation. Gotta keep people on their toes.
Gemini: Your toothbrush is a mimmic, a mimmic that really cares a lot about your dental hygiene.
Cancer: There is magic in cleaning your home. Not fiery kaboom type magic, more the now your house is clean kind of magic.
Leo: As you sit there, thumbing through your phone, something watches you. Something with dead eyes and rotted legs. Do not look up, it will see that as a sign of aggression.
Virgo: Whatever is carving your name into your belonging will stop if you read up on financial literacy, seriously debt management is important.
Libra: Look “dress for success” does not mean “cover yourself in gold paint”. The stars and I see what you were going for though.
Scorpio: Watch your tongue. It has its own agenda.
Ophiuchus: Due to a clerical error, all Ophiuchans can talk to cakes form the next two weeks or so if they concentrate real hard.
Sagittarius: Invoke your right to duel. Invoke it without warning or cause. Kill people with a rapier. Kill unsuspecting people with a rapier.
Capricorn: When all falls apart, follow the money.
Aquarius: I don’t care if it works, a thong is a silly thing to enchant.
Pisces: Make sure it’s a real angel of ephemeral night. Ask to see ID. Ask to see their nightmare mount. Protect ya neck. Wu Tang.
Cancer and Capricorn fighting
Cancer: I hate you!
Capricorn: Oh yeah? Well, I hate you too!
Cancer: *sobs* You what??
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