- ̗̀ shit the squad says sentence starters // vol.7 ̖́-
“You’re gayer than rainbow flannel.”
“I’m finding some golden oldies.”
“Uh, we’re starting a new chapter so can we forget that?”
“I don’t want the sound of death hummed into my cooch!”
“Well, he is a mansplaining pretentious Jesus-humping moron.”
“Don’t hit the table too hard, her titties will pop out.”
“I was a thirsty lil brat.”
“Bitch, I don’t hate myself, I’m not listening.”
“That sounds so fake deep pretentious.”
“Bitch, shut the fuck up.”
“They only get in your pants if they think you’re popular.”
“___ and ___ can bond over being straight.”
“I knew I should have taken the opportunity to masturbate last night.”
“I just realized tea is just fucking boiled leaves.”
“Time to crush his heart in my angry lesbian hands.”
“I love it when you talk like that.”
“It’s okay, you’ll do better next time.”
“What man are we belittling today?”
“It’s okay, hets are born stupid.”
“What are you gays doing?”
“The same thing we do every day, Pinky.”
“Does she go home and live in fear of the gays?”
“When she closes her eyes to rest at night, she hears someone whispering “bisexuals” and wakes up in terror.”
“Trauma is not an excuse for convincing an entire class you have rabies.”
“Be right back, checking the hamburger helper because I think I burned it.”
“That’s how you become a nun, the holy ghost goes down on you.”
“I’m gay, I need the drama.”
