Very Fine Designer

The world is quiet here

[marisatomay]

vibes

[cannibalsfishing]

[forgamers]

[socialistexan]

[bluerobotto]

[atomicspaces]

og post

[kikisdeliveryservices]

《 Colors 》 in Kiki’s Delivery Service (1989) 

[spacemancharisma]

“but there are some cops that show up and they’re like ‘I know your meter literally just expired but I’m gonna give you a ticket because I need something to jerk off to tonight because god knows my wife’s not gonna do it for me.’”

— Griffin McElroy, really just exploring all my opinions on cops out loud

[sovietfunion]

Griffin McElroy says fuck blue lives

[roboco-san]

what really gets me about ace-attorney-sexy-clown.gif is the suspender snap. that has to hurt. why is she doing that

[good-ol-ben-kenobi]

OK…… WHAT?

[roboco-san]

[de-sterren-nacht]

oh! those arent her real tits, theyre balloons! theres a gif of her tits popping when you catch her in a lie

[roboco-san]

holy shit

[hawwwlucha]

isn’t she a murderer in that case she’s in?

[smutav]

[mmusingsmusic]

[invidiareign]

[dailyawae]

Melkita'ulamun. It’s the name Ka'kwet gave me. It means a strong, brave heart. I hope it’s true.

[loreofcardigan]

“For generalized anxiety disorder, an increased muscular tonus in comparison to non-anxious persons has been found“ good news we’re all yolked as hell

[loreofcardigan]

sadly this is not because we’re constantly clenching our muscles, they actually say its because we’re all trembling 24/7 which is objectively way funnier…. 

[dollsonmain]

Like chihuahua.

[rabidcoydog]

bruuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh…. that’s why I lose weight doing nothing… my back is hella yoked. it’s like a fucking rock. i hate it

[tiralatele]

[richardalexanderrr]

lmao homeboy STRUGGLED

[rumourdaledotcom]

Idk who he is but I love him

[sour-charity]

This feels like a cartoon

[skeletalrabbit]

This is literally what it’s like to own a rabbit tho

[anonymousfragger]

This part got me so bad i had to gif it

[bunjywunjy]

the muffled radio in the background and the person taking the video JUST COMPLETELY LOSING IT really make this

[tache-noire]

this is what 5 million years of evolving specifically to evade predators looks like

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Leave me alone, Google, I wanna see arguments in SUPPORT of the Earth being flat!

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Guys read this it’s a riot:

https://wiki.tfes.org/Flat_Earth_-_Frequently_Asked_Questions

[edgar-allan-possum]

Oh my gosh

[museofmelody]

[metalcatholic-deactivated202202]

I  can’t believe you didn’t include the gif

[edgar-allan-possum]

This must be seen by everyone

[transmetropolitan]

This must not be seen by anyone

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Anyone else immediately notice the sun’s path of light is curved and how the moon SHOULDN’T be going the opposite direction of the sun because then you’d never be able to explain lunar cycles?

[unadulteratedpiratepizza]

My favorite thing about flat earth theory is that they have an answer to everything that says the earth isn’t flat, but if you put more than three of those answers together, they cancel each other out

[lazulidraws-deactivated20210613]

another problem is that this doesn’t explain the fact that the sun is always visible in Antarctica during its summer months. This diagram of the sun seems to imply that Antarctica sometimes has 24/7 nights, but never 24/7 days. 

It’s been observed having 24/7 days.

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Here I was, a damn fool, looking for pro-Flat Earth sources that I thought would at least make me consider the possibility. I go to their website and realize the average person is dumber than I anticipated.

[karazrel]

bonus:

[marisatomay]

might fuck around and read a 500 page physical published book in one sitting like it’s 2006 and I’m being bullied in middle school so I take refuge in the library and inhale books at a frightening speed that I have not been able to replicate since

[firstborn-of-akatosh-deactivate]

Damn op you didn't need to just kill everyone who grew up with undiagnosed ADHD like that.

[mr-crocodile]

[xxtc-96xx]

[catlosttheface]

I just want dark wooden floors and an impressive book collection.

[micdotcom]

Watch: John Cena continues, “So, let’s try this one more time. Close your eyes.” 

[darringtonshorthalt]

x

[science-jumps]

King

[ohgodshesloose]

Worth noting that he protested loudly against the WWE doing a show in Saudi Arabia after the assassination of Jamal Khashoggi, and the company retaliated by making sure he hasn’t been on TV or PPV since. Not fired, of course, so they can keep selling merchandise with his face on it (and keep him from joining the competition), just out of the public eye so he and his protests gets forgotten by the fans.

Picture that: an ubiquitous celeb and household name like John Cena basically got black bagged and vanished for speaking up for human rights. That’s the power of capitalism, kids

[mithli-archive]