Party Monster

Watch out for the average, they're usually hiding something. Looks like you've stumbled upon the life and times of Oliver St. James so let's start from the beginning (a very good place to start...) I was born on a wonderful evening on the 23rd of December in sunny California. I'm a nineteen year old freshman at Hartway, University in New York, New York. I've just started my degree in criminal law and one day I'll be the finest (and most fabulous) lawyer the city has ever seen. - E.S.J.

[nathanunderwood-deactivated2015]

Dude, I feel you. I’m having party withdrawals.

[oneoliverstjames-blog]

Then naturally we should do something about this, yes?

I'm willing to forgive the whole hole in the wall thing if you're willing to really make it up to me.

[scarlet-monte-deactivated201411]

Hey, now. Whoa, whoa, whoa. I am the life of the party. Right here, yes, me. You can’t have a party without me. 

[oneoliverstjames-blog]

Well then prove it, lady. Nothing about you says party queen, not one hair between your eyebrows.

Throw a big bash.

[summers-buffy]

[mrjackeaston]

Uh, what decade do you think we’re living in here, kid? I also have a lot of other questions that come to mind, but I’m not going to ask them. 

[oneoliverstjames-blog]

The art of the disco is timeless, especially in New York City, Michael Alig single handedly made sure of that.

Ask away, I could listen to you talk all day.

[oneoliverstjames-blog]

"There's this gorgeous rooftop and apparently the heir to Jack Daniels lives here and yet I haven't heard even the tiniest little whisper about a JD rooftop bash, what in sweet hell is going on here? Is this building where fun comes to die?"

"When is this place gonna get happening? I need a party pronto."

[grahamlarson]

I like to think I have a good eye, thank you. I’m Graham. How old are you exactly? Mr. Bright and Bold? Also, how are you planning on helping me do that?

[oneoliverstjames-blog]

Age is just a number that somebody, somewhere decided was important. I don't know that person and therefore I don't accept their decision. I'm as old you want me to be.

I'm open to suggestion on the how front. What are you socially inept or something? A brooding artist? A dangerous recluse? Or...haven't you been here that long?

[grahamlarson]

Ok, I’m going to overlook how I could misconstrue a few parts of that speech and move right on along. If you don’t mind starting out small that is, I don’t know what kind of budget I’m going to have when it comes to taking on employees. Do you have any interest in Interior Design at all? Office jobs can be kind of a drag if you don’t at least have some interest in what’s going on around you. That’s a former Intern’s advice coming from my past at least. 

[oneoliverstjames-blog]

Take it how you will, you might have to excuse me if my tongue gets a little wild at times. It's just habit.

Interior design? Well I know plenty about design- not academically but I follow all the most stylish instagram accounts.

[mrjackeaston]

So, does anyone have any good ideas for a spare bedroom? Library, Hockey Rink? I’m currently without a roommate. 

[oneoliverstjames-blog]

Disco.

[anniemarieftw]

So my roommates bro pal brought over this wine and it literally tasted like fucking apple juice that had been sitting open in his fridge for three years. Like if you’re not gonna give us the quality kind, what is the point?

[oneoliverstjames-blog]

It's called White Girl Wasted. You take all the worst, free booze you can and drink it until it tastes good.

[grahamlarson]

I might have a job for you in about a month, if you’re good at being an assistant? And doing assistant-like things?

[oneoliverstjames-blog]

Are you kidding? I live to serve- you know, if I'm getting paid for it I mean. I dress exquisitely, I'm quick on my feet, coffee orders, I can remember 'em no matter how many shots of this or squeezes of that you need. I'm your boy.

[grahamlarson]

Oh, hey there, are you new to the building? If you aren’t, I’ve been a little…out of the loop. I’m trying to get out more, you know among the people? 

[oneoliverstjames-blog]

Good eye, I've been here less than a week but I'm fitting in flawlessly, who knows, maybe I could help you to get to know the people around here. What's your name, handsome?

[firecracker-lizzyy]

Likes to be called Daddy? Well son, sounds like you’ve got yourself one crack head of an admirer. Well done.

Then what did you say?

[oneoliverstjames-blog]

Nothing, I bailed. What would you have done? I'm not a babysitter and I'm definitely not a therapist.

[oneoliverstjames-blog]

Alright ladies and gents, Oliver needs a job. I'm highly intelligent and as cute as a button, help out your fellow man.

[cherik]

[firecracker-lizzyy]

Okay, okay, I promise I wont laugh. Tell me everything.

[oneoliverstjames-blog]

So I was like cool, okay, whatever you think I'm cute but hey, this isn't going anywhere and then he was like, I don't care that my father left my family, I like to be called Daddy and I don't feel guilty about it.

[lucienbecket-archive]

“Fuck school. If I have to listen to some old fart talk about microeconomic theory for a second more I’m gonna put my head through a fuckin’ wall. Christ.”

[oneoliverstjames-blog]

"I'll drink to that."

[xbloodruncold]

 Kris was about to take a bite out of her sandwich when she sudden;y stopped and put it on her plate, “And what inspired you to do this?I’m…..flattered?”

[oneoliverstjames-blog]

"I'm expressing myself creatively."

"My mother says it deters destructive behavior."