Confess your sins

Onepunch man Confessions. . 

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I couldn’t sleep after realizing this so I texted my boyfriend at 3:35 in the morning to let him know that Saitama draws on his eyebrows goodnight

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ONEPUNCHCONFESSIONS GIVEAWAY

Alrighty guys to celebrate us coming back and kick starting all these shenanigans again. We’re super excited to get back to shitposting everyone’s OPM confessions.

I figured we’d go with a crisp classic this time around: 

Some Rules:

- Must be following this blog, it is a follower give away after all

- Reblog this post to enter

- One winner for the boob shirt

- We will choose the winner August 1st

- Have fun and good luck!!

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ONE-sensei just posted this pic without any context and I’m honestly mortified

[onepunchconfessions]

im almost done with this album then ill be free to do more with this blog expect big things ;)

-mod sonic

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Hey guys, I was thinking of doing a give away to celebrate the blog being back. What kind of stuff would y’all want?

~ Mod Genos

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BODY PILLOWS

jk,, idk whats ur price limit : o

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idk but I am good at finding the cheapest, somewhat sketchy, things online so fire away

[oncieofficial]

I want a OPM themed toaster but instead of the toast Saitama’s fist comes out and kills me instantly

[onepunchconfessions]

So far this is the only suggestion we've gotten so

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Pineapple has an enzyme called bromelain in it that causes a stinging tingly sensation in your mouth. Bromelain is literally used as a meat tenderizer so it's not inaccurate to say pineapple eats you back.

I’m so glad we’re having this educational conversation on a blog where everyone just talks about how much they want an egg man to fist them

[onepunchconfessions]

911 I Ate Three Cans Of Pineapples And It Vored Me, More At 11

[onepunchconfessions]

Pineapple has an enzyme called bromelain in it that causes a stinging tingly sensation in your mouth. Bromelain is literally used as a meat tenderizer so it's not inaccurate to say pineapple eats you back.

I’m so glad we’re having this educational conversation on a blog where everyone just talks about how much they want an egg man to fist them

[onepunchconfessions]

[onepunchconfessions]

Saitama doesn't feel any sting from pineapple. He's too strong for the pineapple to bite back.

what,,, sting,,,,

[oncieofficial]

some babies have mouths too weak for acidicy of pineapples

[onepunchconfessions]

anon is a baby

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You know, the sting you get from the pineapple. The feeling of it eating you back.

this is some weird vore shit and i dont like it

[onepunchconfessions]

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Hey guys, I was thinking of doing a give away to celebrate the blog being back. What kind of stuff would y’all want?

~ Mod Genos

[sasukesneeze]

BODY PILLOWS

jk,, idk whats ur price limit : o

[onepunchconfessions]

idk but I am good at finding the cheapest, somewhat sketchy, things online so fire away

[onepunchconfessions]

Hey guys, I was thinking of doing a give away to celebrate the blog being back. What kind of stuff would y’all want?

~ Mod Genos

[onepunchconfessions]

hey its been like a year and a half where tf is season two i aint attack on titaning this shit

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