Hero for a Hobby

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[onepunchtosavetheworld]

The first episode was super good and I’m totally happy.

Now.

MORE.

[greatforcesofnature]

onepunchtosavetheworld meets Nature’s Will

“I-is that all of them?” A young redhead asked himself as he took care of one of the invading hordes of humanoid creatures in the now destroyed streets of the city. He has already stunned and subdued them. He panted as he is exhausted already.

 Inside his head, a voice advised him to rest a little before he resumes but he can’t. He has to make sure all is clear and has to search for survivors and lead them to safe place for the meantime.

As he continues walks and turns the corner. The feminine voice in his mind scream at him before he is immediately ambush by one of the creatures. He was thrown against the wall and its claw grabs his throat! The boy coughs as he tries to struggle while the creature holding him in its grasp laughs evilly at him.

“Ack!” He croaked.

[onepunchtosavetheworld]

Another day another rather boring patrol. Seemed like the monster attacks were decreasing again for whatever reason. Was there ever any rhyme or reason to it? Was it the seasons? Was it the weather? Was it the fact he’d probably been killing all of them?

Well, doesn’t really matter.

He’s so lost in his own thoughts that he almost, almost doesn’t notice the creature attacking the boy. But when he does, he doesn’t hesitate.

The arm that’s holding you goes limp, as now that’s all that’s left. The rest, a very fine fine mist of whatever color its blood happened to be.

Standing in front of you now, somewhat anticlimactically, is your would be savior. A bald man in an outlandish costume.

“Hey kid, you alright?”

[onepunchtosavetheworld]

Are you psyched?

Because I’m fucking PSYCHED.

[asoultoopure]

Where’s Your Motivation?

[onepunchtosavetheworld]

asoultoopure:

Well gee whiz that’s a fantastic question.

Truth by told, I’m a little burned out. Through no fault of anyone here, just life kinda kicking my ass. I’ve been finding it harder and harder to do replies. So I’m going to be taking a little bit of a break.

Probably not too long. And like, it’s not a hiatus. I’m still going to try and be around, but my activity level - which admittedly hasn’t been super high these days to begin with - might fall off a little more until towards the end of the month or a time when I can get a muse back.

On that topic though, I think I’m going to repurpose a defunct blog of mine into someone else. I have (or will have had) a King blog from One Punch Man that I didn’t do a hell of a lot on. Think I’m going to change that one to a muse that I’ve been itching to play from outside that fandom and the JoJo fandom.

A small hint: the biggest clue is in the title of this post.

A large hint: it’s gonna be Vergil from Devil May Cry.

For this blog in particular, I think maybe I’ll get more active once the OPM anime starts. I love Saitama but he’s really hard for me to get in the right mindset for. He’ll be around though.

[onepunchtosavetheworld]

“Oh man, did I fall asleep again? How long’s it been?”

No you did not fall asleep again, the guy in the driver’s seat has just been stupidly busy.

“What, wait, why?”

Because unlike you I don’t get paid by punching things to death.

“Well that’s lame. You should work on that.”

Don’t backsass me boy. You might be invincible in your manga but I can still make you miss every sale day from now to November if I want to.

“Cripes. Okay. I’ll be good.”

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the-final-peace:

☠——[

“That’s all? Huh..I’m rather used to quite different reactions at my arrival. Then again, Conquest did say you were rather different in general..I also believe you were the one who punched one of my counterpart’s aspects back into a juvenile form.”

“Oh, you’re Con’s brother then. He’s an interesting guy. Hell of an arm wrestler too.”

“I still feel kinda bad for punching that lady, even if she did ask me to do it and said she was alright after. I don’t feel that punching people who don’t deserve it is really good, y’know?”

“I guess that’s what people say. I’m just me though. Used to be a hero for a hobby. Now I guess it’s more of an official job.”

[onepunchtosavetheworld]

"You know, while I get that capes are an integral part of superhero fashion, don't you ever worry about having it get caught in a jet airplane or something?"

“Not really, I mean I don’t fly so I don’t have to worry about jets. And if it ever got stuck in a door I guess I’d just pull it out or rip it off. That’s if I even noticed.”

“Also have we met?”

Clearly, a man with his priorities in order. Cape defense first, introductions second.

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pleaidestechnomage:

“Sounds good. At the least, I could lend them my cryogenic technology. It could probably help save some lives in the ER if lend into more widescale use and its not terribly dangerous. Would you be willing to help me work my way through the beucracy? I have no context for how to handle this kind of organization and it’d be useful to have someone to give me feedback on how to get through the process.”

“I might be able to do that, although I’ll have to get Genos to help. I’m not very good with a lot of the paperwork stuff. They told me I almost failed the written.”

Of course he did, he wrote “punch everything” as an answer to most questions, including ones where that shouldn’t logistically be a valid answer.

Except in his case. It’s always a valid answer in his case.

[onepunchtosavetheworld]

theowlwizard:

“Oh? Thanks!”

“I help people sometimes, like when they get lost in my forest and I help them get outta there safely, so that kinda counts for something maybe? I’m a guardian of a forest.”

“Cool, that sounds pretty heroic to me!”

At the very least it’s certainly a nice thing to do.

“So, you said this place is called Ooo? I don’t think I’ve ever been here before. Anywhere that I probably shouldn’t be wandering to by accident?”

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the-final-peace:

onepunchtosavetheworld

☠——[

“Saitama, I believe you’ve met my younger brother recently. Though I saw need to introduce myself personally to you. I am Death.”

Younger brother?

He still hasn’t put two and two together.

“Death? Well, it’s nice to meet ya. I’d introduce myself, but you already know my name and all.”

Maybe he thinks you’re another hero? Hard to say. Then again this is a guy who doesn’t seem phased by anything, aside from missing a sale day.

[onepunchtosavetheworld]

I need to head OFFLINE

But threads shall continue later. I expect to be quite busy in the next few days so replies may be slow or not for a while though. Sorry about that.

[onepunchtosavetheworld]

thatsmissodangotoyou:

“That’s fine. Potassium’s supposed to be good for the heart, right? I’m probably gonna need it. Thanks!”

“He does? I wonder if he has Rockman & Forte, I’d take that over Fire Emblem any day. Oh, or maybe Omega Factor…”

As he hands over the banana he also produces a piece of paper.

“Maybe I should just write this down. I’m not so good at remembering names sometimes.”

“Pretty sure that King has just about anything though. He likes his games.”

[onepunchtosavetheworld]

hardassnxghtguard:

     “ Freddy Fazbear’s Pizzeria. “

⚙ Gosh, even the name sounded overly silly to her the more and more she said it. You certainly wouldn’t expect such bizarre and downright creepy things to happen at such a upbeat sounding place. No one ever did. She certainly didn’t when she took the job back months ago. ⚙

“Freddy Fazbears? Okay.”

Well, he could guess that at least one thing was a bear then, unless it was one of those ironic names that are so popular these days.

“I’ll stop in sometime. I imagine that I’ll probably see you around either way. I tend to wander a lot.”

“Oh. I’m Saitama by the way. A little late with the name but better than never.”

[onepunchtosavetheworld]

thatsmissodangotoyou:

“Yeah, but he has plenty of dirty tricks, so it’s not too surprising. I mean seriously, he made me think other people were turning into him with this stupid spell. Thank you. If I get enough time in between, I’ll call for you if I find him.”

“Yeah. It’s all about mind power, y’know? I’m not really supposed to leave the clinic I’m staying at, but some kid left a gameboy so I’ve been playing that a lot. I swear, I could eat anything and everything, though.”

“That’s pretty underhanded. Never fought a magician before. Sounds like it could be tricky even if you do catch him.”

“It’s good to have something to do though. I suppose if you’re here for a while I can ask King if he has any games he could let you borrow. He’s only got like half a billion of them.”

“I, unh, have some bananas. They’re not really much. Just bananas, but if you want one help yourself.”

[onepunchtosavetheworld]

hardassnxghtguard:

     “ If the place was doin’ better money wise, maybe. I honestly don’t think they mind whatcha do so long as you pay for stuff. I mean, I’ve seen people go in there without kids just to eat. I know I do it sometimes for lunch. I actually plan on doin’ that tomorrow. Moneys tight for me, and I get discounts. “

“I might have to stop by then. Order a pizza. At least to try it out. It sounds like a good place so why not?”

Odds are if he showed up during the day then his experience would be a relatively normal one. Depending on his tolerance for animatronics.

“What’s the place called anyways?”

[onepunchtosavetheworld]

martial-x-arts:

“It’s a little weird. Most vampires I know can only drink blood. Though I’m not sure how to explain the bread…”

The wonder of the multiverse at its finest.

“Huh, I guess that makes us relatively normal.”

“I suppose.”

He doesn’t sound super sure of himself on that one. Mostly because he’s him. But that might be a story for another day. Besides, he still buys his groceries on sale days like anyone else.

“It’s also been fun though, so that’s cool.”

[onepunchtosavetheworld]

thatsmissodangotoyou:

“You got assigned a hero name? I thought everyone came up with it on the fly or something.”

Well. You learn something new every day, then.

“That’s a much faster way to say it, yeah. I…I’m not sure there’s much anybody can do. We haven’t figured out where he’s hiding, and he always finds me when I’m alone, since he can stop my only offensive move. So the easiest thing to do is just not be alone.”

“But it does mean a lot more slumber parties, so if there’s a silver lining in all this it’s that.”

“Yeah, somethin’ like that....”

Caped Baldy. Accurate. Not very flattering though.

“Ah, so he’s making himself scarce. That’s a pretty dirty trick. I’m not sure what I can do about stuff like that. But if you find him and need me to punch him or something I can do that.”

“It’s good to look on the bright side though. More slumber parties is cool and all.”

Well, maybe not to him, but he’s not a teenage girl, so yeah.

[onepunchtosavetheworld]

martial-x-arts:

Okay, she’s a little jealous about that! 

“And here I thought vampires didn’t like pancakes! Or food for that matter…”

“Is that weird for a vampire? I’ve only met a couple so I’m not really sure. After we went back to a university or something and I fell asleep and woke up covered in bread. I think that was just the guy he lives with though.”

“Like I said, weird people.”