𝓝𝓸𝓵𝓲

N0l1 rp bl0g

[glitchtraps-reluctant-follower]

Why 4r3n't y0u 4 p3cul14r cr34tur3? Y0u'r3 p0s1t1v3ly full 0f m1spl4c3d str1ngs. Wh0 3ls3 1s 1n th3r3 w1th y0u, hmm?

- @onesandzerwoes

I had a stroke reading this

Who is here with me? I think it's safe to assume you mean in my head and that'd be Vanny

[that-one-italian]

My sincerest apologies for the abnormal text, it's a habit. No, there's something... else. Something darker. I'm simply wondering what it is. Oh! Where are my manners? My name is Noli, and it's a pleasure to meet you.

[glitchtraps-reluctant-follower]

Something darker? I mean Afton is pretty dark, though glitchtrap is not really William..?

What are you even talking about? Who are you?

[onesandzerwoes]

// I didn't mean to do fucking giorno IGNORE HIM PLEASE

Like I said, my name is Noli. Hmm, it could be this.. Afton, you speak of, but that doesn't seem right. You speak of him as if he is human, and yet this is extremely supernatural. I'll have to think on this.

[glitchtraps-reluctant-follower]

Well he's not really human anymore? From what Michael explained to me, there's only so much remnant one can have before they become something entirely different.

Surely a man who can survive three fires isn't necessarily human

So, you haven't answered my question. Who are you?

[onesandzerwoes]

I am Noli, an eldritch being using a somewhat human form to interact with mortals for my own entertainment. Who are you? I know some things, but not nearly enough.

[glitchtraps-reluctant-follower]

At this point, I'm not even surprised..

You can call me Vanessa, just a regular human with a murderous digital bunny in my head

[onesandzerwoes]

Oh? Is that the "Vanny" you spoke of previously?

[glitchtraps-reluctant-follower]

Yeah pretty much. From what I can gather, she's like a personality of my made to host glitchtrap

Glitchtrap himself is like a digital copy of William Afton but also not. I'm not entirely sure what he is

[onesandzerwoes]

Interesting, interesting.. and who is Afton?

[glitchtraps-reluctant-follower]

Well he was a human, I don't really know what he is now. But he used to own Fazbear Entertainment and killed a bunch of kids, died, came back, I got set on fire and it's still alive now.

There's actually a few of them from what I know, but I think they're from different universes. You know how Tumblr is with transcending time and space I guess

[onesandzerwoes]

Oh yes, I know all about it. This has been very informative, thank you, Vannessa. If you ever need some.. assistance, I'm available.

[glitchtraps-reluctant-follower]

Why 4r3n't y0u 4 p3cul14r cr34tur3? Y0u'r3 p0s1t1v3ly full 0f m1spl4c3d str1ngs. Wh0 3ls3 1s 1n th3r3 w1th y0u, hmm?

- @onesandzerwoes

I had a stroke reading this

Who is here with me? I think it's safe to assume you mean in my head and that'd be Vanny

[that-one-italian]

My sincerest apologies for the abnormal text, it's a habit. No, there's something... else. Something darker. I'm simply wondering what it is. Oh! Where are my manners? My name is Noli, and it's a pleasure to meet you.

[glitchtraps-reluctant-follower]

Something darker? I mean Afton is pretty dark, though glitchtrap is not really William..?

What are you even talking about? Who are you?

[onesandzerwoes]

// I didn't mean to do fucking giorno IGNORE HIM PLEASE

Like I said, my name is Noli. Hmm, it could be this.. Afton, you speak of, but that doesn't seem right. You speak of him as if he is human, and yet this is extremely supernatural. I'll have to think on this.

[glitchtraps-reluctant-follower]

Well he's not really human anymore? From what Michael explained to me, there's only so much remnant one can have before they become something entirely different.

Surely a man who can survive three fires isn't necessarily human

So, you haven't answered my question. Who are you?

[onesandzerwoes]

I am Noli, an eldritch being using a somewhat human form to interact with mortals for my own entertainment. Who are you? I know some things, but not nearly enough.

[glitchtraps-reluctant-follower]

At this point, I'm not even surprised..

You can call me Vanessa, just a regular human with a murderous digital bunny in my head

[onesandzerwoes]

Oh? Is that the "Vanny" you spoke of previously?

[glitchtraps-reluctant-follower]

Yeah pretty much. From what I can gather, she's like a personality of my made to host glitchtrap

Glitchtrap himself is like a digital copy of William Afton but also not. I'm not entirely sure what he is

[onesandzerwoes]

Interesting, interesting.. and who is Afton?

[glitchtraps-reluctant-follower]

Why 4r3n't y0u 4 p3cul14r cr34tur3? Y0u'r3 p0s1t1v3ly full 0f m1spl4c3d str1ngs. Wh0 3ls3 1s 1n th3r3 w1th y0u, hmm?

- @onesandzerwoes

I had a stroke reading this

Who is here with me? I think it's safe to assume you mean in my head and that'd be Vanny

[that-one-italian]

My sincerest apologies for the abnormal text, it's a habit. No, there's something... else. Something darker. I'm simply wondering what it is. Oh! Where are my manners? My name is Noli, and it's a pleasure to meet you.

[glitchtraps-reluctant-follower]

Something darker? I mean Afton is pretty dark, though glitchtrap is not really William..?

What are you even talking about? Who are you?

[onesandzerwoes]

// I didn't mean to do fucking giorno IGNORE HIM PLEASE

Like I said, my name is Noli. Hmm, it could be this.. Afton, you speak of, but that doesn't seem right. You speak of him as if he is human, and yet this is extremely supernatural. I'll have to think on this.

[glitchtraps-reluctant-follower]

Well he's not really human anymore? From what Michael explained to me, there's only so much remnant one can have before they become something entirely different.

Surely a man who can survive three fires isn't necessarily human

So, you haven't answered my question. Who are you?

[onesandzerwoes]

I am Noli, an eldritch being using a somewhat human form to interact with mortals for my own entertainment. Who are you? I know some things, but not nearly enough.

[glitchtraps-reluctant-follower]

At this point, I'm not even surprised..

You can call me Vanessa, just a regular human with a murderous digital bunny in my head

[onesandzerwoes]

Oh? Is that the "Vanny" you spoke of previously?

[glitchtraps-reluctant-follower]

Why 4r3n't y0u 4 p3cul14r cr34tur3? Y0u'r3 p0s1t1v3ly full 0f m1spl4c3d str1ngs. Wh0 3ls3 1s 1n th3r3 w1th y0u, hmm?

- @onesandzerwoes

I had a stroke reading this

Who is here with me? I think it's safe to assume you mean in my head and that'd be Vanny

[that-one-italian]

My sincerest apologies for the abnormal text, it's a habit. No, there's something... else. Something darker. I'm simply wondering what it is. Oh! Where are my manners? My name is Noli, and it's a pleasure to meet you.

[glitchtraps-reluctant-follower]

Something darker? I mean Afton is pretty dark, though glitchtrap is not really William..?

What are you even talking about? Who are you?

[onesandzerwoes]

// I didn't mean to do fucking giorno IGNORE HIM PLEASE

Like I said, my name is Noli. Hmm, it could be this.. Afton, you speak of, but that doesn't seem right. You speak of him as if he is human, and yet this is extremely supernatural. I'll have to think on this.

[glitchtraps-reluctant-follower]

Well he's not really human anymore? From what Michael explained to me, there's only so much remnant one can have before they become something entirely different.

Surely a man who can survive three fires isn't necessarily human

So, you haven't answered my question. Who are you?

[onesandzerwoes]

I am Noli, an eldritch being using a somewhat human form to interact with mortals for my own entertainment. Who are you? I know some things, but not nearly enough.

[glitchtraps-reluctant-follower]

At this point, I'm not even surprised..

You can call me Vanessa, just a regular human with a murderous digital bunny in my head

[onesandzerwoes]

Oh? Is that the "Vanny" you spoke of previously?

[glitchtraps-reluctant-follower]

Why 4r3n't y0u 4 p3cul14r cr34tur3? Y0u'r3 p0s1t1v3ly full 0f m1spl4c3d str1ngs. Wh0 3ls3 1s 1n th3r3 w1th y0u, hmm?

- @onesandzerwoes

I had a stroke reading this

Who is here with me? I think it's safe to assume you mean in my head and that'd be Vanny

[that-one-italian]

My sincerest apologies for the abnormal text, it's a habit. No, there's something... else. Something darker. I'm simply wondering what it is. Oh! Where are my manners? My name is Noli, and it's a pleasure to meet you.

[glitchtraps-reluctant-follower]

Something darker? I mean Afton is pretty dark, though glitchtrap is not really William..?

What are you even talking about? Who are you?

[onesandzerwoes]

// I didn't mean to do fucking giorno IGNORE HIM PLEASE

Like I said, my name is Noli. Hmm, it could be this.. Afton, you speak of, but that doesn't seem right. You speak of him as if he is human, and yet this is extremely supernatural. I'll have to think on this.

[glitchtraps-reluctant-follower]

Well he's not really human anymore? From what Michael explained to me, there's only so much remnant one can have before they become something entirely different.

Surely a man who can survive three fires isn't necessarily human

So, you haven't answered my question. Who are you?

[onesandzerwoes]

I am Noli, an eldritch being using a somewhat human form to interact with mortals for my own entertainment. Who are you? I know some things, but not nearly enough.

[glitchtraps-reluctant-follower]

Why 4r3n't y0u 4 p3cul14r cr34tur3? Y0u'r3 p0s1t1v3ly full 0f m1spl4c3d str1ngs. Wh0 3ls3 1s 1n th3r3 w1th y0u, hmm?

- @onesandzerwoes

I had a stroke reading this

Who is here with me? I think it's safe to assume you mean in my head and that'd be Vanny

[that-one-italian]

My sincerest apologies for the abnormal text, it's a habit. No, there's something... else. Something darker. I'm simply wondering what it is. Oh! Where are my manners? My name is Noli, and it's a pleasure to meet you.

[glitchtraps-reluctant-follower]

Something darker? I mean Afton is pretty dark, though glitchtrap is not really William..?

What are you even talking about? Who are you?

[onesandzerwoes]

// I didn't mean to do fucking giorno IGNORE HIM PLEASE

Like I said, my name is Noli. Hmm, it could be this.. Afton, you speak of, but that doesn't seem right. You speak of him as if he is human, and yet this is extremely supernatural. I'll have to think on this.

[onesandzerwoes]

Redoing the blog: ignore everything that happened before

[jcjensonsno1favorite]

B00! S0, y0_r3 th3 "J" 1 h4v3 h34rd s0 m_ch 4b0_t! Cyn h4s sp0k3n m_ch 4b0_t y0_! Th0_gh, sh3 m1ght n0t b3 t4lk1ng 4b0_t y0_ sp3c1f1c4lly. 1 4m N0L1, 4nd 1t 1s 4 pl34s_r3 t0 m33t y0_!

- @onesandzerwoes

Squints

WHAT LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING?? You sound like an electric cheese grater.

[onesandzerwoes]

‐_‐

FINE! I'll speak "normal" for now. I said

"Boo! So, you're the 'J' I have heard so much about! Cyn has spoken much about you! Though, she might not be talking about you specifically. My name is N0L1, and it is a pleasure to meet you!"

[jcjensonsno1favorite]

she blinked a couple of times. Looking down at the purple thing.

How do you..know Cyn?—What even are you. Are you even .. a drone?

[onesandzerwoes]

[He jumped up, floating above the ground. He put his hand on his hip and pointed at J with the Void Star.]

"She was the first person I talked to when I gained a body here. I... well I'm not anything that can be classified into a species."

[He floated backwards, and landed again, adjusting his crown.]

[jcjensonsno1favorite]

..Alright. So you’re just—..something. I don’t even know what you are. You look like Uzi’s hair came to life. J sneered.

[onesandzerwoes]

[For a man with a mask and skull for a face, J could swear he was frowning. He flickered, the Void Star momentarily glowing brighter. With a flash of electricity and light, he was more human looking, and he wasn't solid purple anymore. Instead of being charred, his face was whole, though it was just all black with white were hit mouth and eyes should be.]

"There. I have also heard of this 'Uzi' before. Cyn has mentioned her."

[jcjensonsno1favorite]

Uh-huh. So that’s your purpose for being here anyways. I don’t have anything to do with them. Are you their nee messenger bird? J mindlessly poked at his face. Waiting to see if she wasn’t hallucinating him changing his expression.

[onesandzerwoes]

[He smacked her hand, now actually frowning.]

"I'm here because of a prophecy. I believe it is directly relating to you, and all other Js. I'm only coming to you first because Cyn likes you."

[He crossed his arms, shaking his head indignantly]

[jcjensonsno1favorite]

J looked smug with her successful little experiment. Her tail nonchalantly swaying. What prophecy? Even after all these years, I never stop getting roped into these things.

[onesandzerwoes]

[This time he looked smug. J felt her gaze pulled to his eye, but where it should've been, there was an abyss that threatened to swallow her whole. She couldn't look away, even as the words crawled out of her own mouth, in a voice that was hers but not hers.]

"The one who's lonely, the one who's holy;

The one who's lost, the one who's frost;

Deep in cold, buried bones;

For what you seek, you'll need one meek.

The lonely drone, she walks to home;

The flesh-bound king shall be dethroned;

One who lurkes with many eyes;

Sees what others believe is blind;

A human, drone, and god. the three who are one, the one who is odd.

When fate is decided, worlds collided;

Only she remains, coincided."

[She coughed, feeling as if the words had been pulled out of her by a string. N0L1 shrugged, his eyes back to normal.]

"Sorry for that. You asked, so I delivered."

[jcjensonsno1favorite]

Her body shivered before tensing up.

Ew—That was an invasive experience. Never again.

Anywho.

How does this even involve me? Am I going to dethrone some king that apparently existed this entire time?!

[onesandzerwoes]

[He shrugged infuriatingly]

"First, sorry, I can't always help the prophecies. Second, maybe? I dont know what it means yet, I just assume it means you because of the lonely drone part."

[jcjensonsno1favorite]

…Lonely? Im the least lonely drone out of here. I have people with me. Just telling me and leaving me alone like this isn’t going to—do anything.

[onesandzerwoes]

[He paused for a moment. His left eye became a buffer symbol.]

"Wait.."

[With a jolt, he was normal]

"You're right. It's not you at all. It's someone else. But who? Who is actually still lonely?"

[He started thinking again, and it seemed he wasn't really talking to J.]

"Cyn? No, no. Doll? Maybe? No, she has you.."

[He started pacing back and forth, though the effect was ruined by the fact he was floating upside down. He suddenly snapped to look at J]

"What do you think?"

[forgivemeomycyns]

B00!

H3ll0, Cynth14!! H0w 4r3 y0_ d01ng? W3 h4v3nt sp0k3n 1n s0m3 t1m3!

- @onesandzerwoes

Greetings. Have we spoken before? Apologies, your code is difficult to decipher. I think I remember u spoke to Uzi while I was still a disembodied A.I.

Back when big brother Sir N and Lady V were missing and big sister Lady J was taking her sweet, stubborn time waking up after V shot her in the head.

[onesandzerwoes]

(Sorry about the text, it seems even you can't read it now)

Yep, that's about the situation. Though, I am surprised your memory has suffered this much. It has only been a couple months.

[forgivemeomycyns]

I could read it with difficulty. Repeating. "your code is difficult to decipher". You just confirmed my memory was accurate and then in the same sentence accused my memory of suffering? What th bloody Hell?

[onesandzerwoes]

I- did I? Oh my I'm so sorry. I just meant that it's a thing I've noticed that a lot of people give up when trying to read it.

[forgivemeomycyns]

B00!

H3ll0, Cynth14!! H0w 4r3 y0_ d01ng? W3 h4v3nt sp0k3n 1n s0m3 t1m3!

- @onesandzerwoes

Greetings. Have we spoken before? Apologies, your code is difficult to decipher. I think I remember u spoke to Uzi while I was still a disembodied A.I.

Back when big brother Sir N and Lady V were missing and big sister Lady J was taking her sweet, stubborn time waking up after V shot her in the head.

[onesandzerwoes]

(Sorry about the text, it seems even you can't read it now)

Yep, that's about the situation. Though, I am surprised your memory has suffered this much. It has only been a couple months.

[copper-zenith]

Ykn0w, w3 4r3n't th4t d1ff3r3nt, y0_ 4nd 1. W3'r3 b0th p_rpl3, 4nd g0ds. I f33l w3 c0_ld 4cc0mpl1sh gr34t th1ngs t0g3th3r. :)

- @onesandzerwoes

I can’t (thfhp) understand (thfhp) your accent (thfhp)

[onesandzerwoes]

WHY 4R3 4LL 0F Y0_ DR0N3S S0 B4D 4T _ND3RST4ND1NG M3 (3xc3pt Cyn)???

Fine. I'll talk "normally" BLEGH.

Do I really have to reiterate myself? -_-

[copper-zenith]

Spare me a second round of villain cliche number 32. Now before I drop kick your soul or whatever you want to identify it as out of here, care to tell me your gimmick. My current geuss is solveruzi? Maybe my mom if aunt Yev didn’t chuck the cross in her eye? Oh, maybe a physical solver!

[onesandzerwoes]

Annnnndddd there it is! The paranoia that all of you purple haired teens possess. Also, no, you goob, I'm N0L1, not a version of you. I'm also not a villain??

[copper-zenith]

-_-You literally started this off with a classic villain monologue, “we’re not so different” and everything. So sorry if I’m not very trusting. Anyway, I should really put a date on the page, having people keep calling me a teenager is starting to get old.

[onesandzerwoes]

Oh I'm VERY aware you aren't a teen. Ragebait is entertaining though :)

Annnddd I was saying that because it's true. You and I are similar, in more ways than you think.

[copper-zenith]

Fine! Bite me. Happy? Not like you haven’t heard that same phrase from all my other variants.

You’re ordained by a nigh incomprehensible angel with brass wings and four heads to kart artificial souls to their afterlife? And indoing so wrote a new plane of existence into the natural order of creation?

And you did all this just so your mom and dad can pass on without nihilophobia?

[onesandzerwoes]

Well now you're just being difficult. I'm SAYING, we both have immense power, are purple, and care about our subjects. I believe an alliance would benefit us both, especially if what I believe may be the future for J comes true. Though, I can't pinpoint which J, which troubles me. Is it all of them? Or a specific one? If so, which one?

[copper-zenith]

And if it isn’t your J? What do you plan on doing mr cryptic?

Tess-!

Shh! My J-bird, my call!

[onesandzerwoes]

Leave her to die.

[SI-IKE! >:D]

Nah, I'm going to try and stop it either way. I've found that usually, huge differences spread throughout universes (with exceptions of course.) Death is always tricky though, it doesn't follow this rule.

Also, hi Tessa, I've always liked you more than Uzi.

[copper-zenith]

Could just be perspective, like unlocking a branch in a choose your adventure game. Anyway, you actually have a prophecy or is the intel anecdotal?

[onesandzerwoes]

I wouldn't say prophecy as much as a script for the future. Set fate doesn't exist, in any form. I believe that we can change the outcome, but here it is anyway.

"The one who's lonely, the one who's holy;

The one who's lost, the one who's frost;

Deep in cold, buried bones;

For what you seek, you'll need one meek.

The lonely drone, she walks to home;

The flesh-bound king shall be dethroned;

One who lurkes with many eyes;

Sees what others believe is blind;

A human, drone, and god. the three who are one, the one who is odd.

When fate is decided, worlds collided;

Only she remains, coincided."

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I was hoping someone could assist me. I have a few guesses, but even I need a little outside help. I only assume J is involved because she is, above all else, lonely as hell.

[copper-zenith]

Got a few a few ideas but before that, “flesh bound king” is a rather distressing title around here.

As for the lonely bit? This whole goecian peom refers to Cyn. The real Cyn is lonely, tortured, and odd. So unless this is about a universe where J takes her place then I can’t see this being about her anymore than normal.

Although I wonder how literal the frost part is…

[onesandzerwoes]

[He seemed as if he was about the pop a blood vessel (if he even had those), but he was still smiling]

See! This is why im getting another opinion. For your... useful imput. I know several frosty people, though. Could it be Hel? She's always foul tempered, I wouldn't be surprised if she had something to do with a prophecy like this.

[jcjensonsno1favorite]

B00! S0, y0_r3 th3 "J" 1 h4v3 h34rd s0 m_ch 4b0_t! Cyn h4s sp0k3n m_ch 4b0_t y0_! Th0_gh, sh3 m1ght n0t b3 t4lk1ng 4b0_t y0_ sp3c1f1c4lly. 1 4m N0L1, 4nd 1t 1s 4 pl34s_r3 t0 m33t y0_!

- @onesandzerwoes

Squints

WHAT LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING?? You sound like an electric cheese grater.

[onesandzerwoes]

‐_‐

FINE! I'll speak "normal" for now. I said

"Boo! So, you're the 'J' I have heard so much about! Cyn has spoken much about you! Though, she might not be talking about you specifically. My name is N0L1, and it is a pleasure to meet you!"

[jcjensonsno1favorite]

she blinked a couple of times. Looking down at the purple thing.

How do you..know Cyn?—What even are you. Are you even .. a drone?

[onesandzerwoes]

[He jumped up, floating above the ground. He put his hand on his hip and pointed at J with the Void Star.]

"She was the first person I talked to when I gained a body here. I... well I'm not anything that can be classified into a species."

[He floated backwards, and landed again, adjusting his crown.]

[jcjensonsno1favorite]

..Alright. So you’re just—..something. I don’t even know what you are. You look like Uzi’s hair came to life. J sneered.

[onesandzerwoes]

[For a man with a mask and skull for a face, J could swear he was frowning. He flickered, the Void Star momentarily glowing brighter. With a flash of electricity and light, he was more human looking, and he wasn't solid purple anymore. Instead of being charred, his face was whole, though it was just all black with white were hit mouth and eyes should be.]

"There. I have also heard of this 'Uzi' before. Cyn has mentioned her."

[jcjensonsno1favorite]

Uh-huh. So that’s your purpose for being here anyways. I don’t have anything to do with them. Are you their nee messenger bird? J mindlessly poked at his face. Waiting to see if she wasn’t hallucinating him changing his expression.

[onesandzerwoes]

[He smacked her hand, now actually frowning.]

"I'm here because of a prophecy. I believe it is directly relating to you, and all other Js. I'm only coming to you first because Cyn likes you."

[He crossed his arms, shaking his head indignantly]

[jcjensonsno1favorite]

J looked smug with her successful little experiment. Her tail nonchalantly swaying. What prophecy? Even after all these years, I never stop getting roped into these things.

[onesandzerwoes]

[This time he looked smug. J felt her gaze pulled to his eye, but where it should've been, there was an abyss that threatened to swallow her whole. She couldn't look away, even as the words crawled out of her own mouth, in a voice that was hers but not hers.]

"The one who's lonely, the one who's holy;

The one who's lost, the one who's frost;

Deep in cold, buried bones;

For what you seek, you'll need one meek.

The lonely drone, she walks to home;

The flesh-bound king shall be dethroned;

One who lurkes with many eyes;

Sees what others believe is blind;

A human, drone, and god. the three who are one, the one who is odd.

When fate is decided, worlds collided;

Only she remains, coincided."

[She coughed, feeling as if the words had been pulled out of her by a string. N0L1 shrugged, his eyes back to normal.]

"Sorry for that. You asked, so I delivered."

[jcjensonsno1favorite]

Her body shivered before tensing up.

Ew—That was an invasive experience. Never again.

Anywho.

How does this even involve me? Am I going to dethrone some king that apparently existed this entire time?!

[onesandzerwoes]

[He shrugged infuriatingly]

"First, sorry, I can't always help the prophecies. Second, maybe? I dont know what it means yet, I just assume it means you because of the lonely drone part."

[jcjensonsno1favorite]

B00! S0, y0_r3 th3 "J" 1 h4v3 h34rd s0 m_ch 4b0_t! Cyn h4s sp0k3n m_ch 4b0_t y0_! Th0_gh, sh3 m1ght n0t b3 t4lk1ng 4b0_t y0_ sp3c1f1c4lly. 1 4m N0L1, 4nd 1t 1s 4 pl34s_r3 t0 m33t y0_!

- @onesandzerwoes

Squints

WHAT LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING?? You sound like an electric cheese grater.

[onesandzerwoes]

‐_‐

FINE! I'll speak "normal" for now. I said

"Boo! So, you're the 'J' I have heard so much about! Cyn has spoken much about you! Though, she might not be talking about you specifically. My name is N0L1, and it is a pleasure to meet you!"

[jcjensonsno1favorite]

she blinked a couple of times. Looking down at the purple thing.

How do you..know Cyn?—What even are you. Are you even .. a drone?

[onesandzerwoes]

[He jumped up, floating above the ground. He put his hand on his hip and pointed at J with the Void Star.]

"She was the first person I talked to when I gained a body here. I... well I'm not anything that can be classified into a species."

[He floated backwards, and landed again, adjusting his crown.]

[jcjensonsno1favorite]

..Alright. So you’re just—..something. I don’t even know what you are. You look like Uzi’s hair came to life. J sneered.

[onesandzerwoes]

[For a man with a mask and skull for a face, J could swear he was frowning. He flickered, the Void Star momentarily glowing brighter. With a flash of electricity and light, he was more human looking, and he wasn't solid purple anymore. Instead of being charred, his face was whole, though it was just all black with white were hit mouth and eyes should be.]

"There. I have also heard of this 'Uzi' before. Cyn has mentioned her."

[jcjensonsno1favorite]

Uh-huh. So that’s your purpose for being here anyways. I don’t have anything to do with them. Are you their nee messenger bird? J mindlessly poked at his face. Waiting to see if she wasn’t hallucinating him changing his expression.

[onesandzerwoes]

[He smacked her hand, now actually frowning.]

"I'm here because of a prophecy. I believe it is directly relating to you, and all other Js. I'm only coming to you first because Cyn likes you."

[He crossed his arms, shaking his head indignantly]

[jcjensonsno1favorite]

J looked smug with her successful little experiment. Her tail nonchalantly swaying. What prophecy? Even after all these years, I never stop getting roped into these things.

[onesandzerwoes]

[This time he looked smug. J felt her gaze pulled to his eye, but where it should've been, there was an abyss that threatened to swallow her whole. She couldn't look away, even as the words crawled out of her own mouth, in a voice that was hers but not hers.]

"The one who's lonely, the one who's holy;

The one who's lost, the one who's frost;

Deep in cold, buried bones;

For what you seek, you'll need one meek.

The lonely drone, she walks to home;

The flesh-bound king shall be dethroned;

One who lurkes with many eyes;

Sees what others believe is blind;

A human, drone, and god. the three who are one, the one who is odd.

When fate is decided, worlds collided;

Only she remains, coincided."

[She coughed, feeling as if the words had been pulled out of her by a string. N0L1 shrugged, his eyes back to normal.]

"Sorry for that. You asked, so I delivered."

[jcjensonsno1favorite]

B00! S0, y0_r3 th3 "J" 1 h4v3 h34rd s0 m_ch 4b0_t! Cyn h4s sp0k3n m_ch 4b0_t y0_! Th0_gh, sh3 m1ght n0t b3 t4lk1ng 4b0_t y0_ sp3c1f1c4lly. 1 4m N0L1, 4nd 1t 1s 4 pl34s_r3 t0 m33t y0_!

- @onesandzerwoes

Squints

WHAT LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING?? You sound like an electric cheese grater.

[onesandzerwoes]

‐_‐

FINE! I'll speak "normal" for now. I said

"Boo! So, you're the 'J' I have heard so much about! Cyn has spoken much about you! Though, she might not be talking about you specifically. My name is N0L1, and it is a pleasure to meet you!"

[jcjensonsno1favorite]

she blinked a couple of times. Looking down at the purple thing.

How do you..know Cyn?—What even are you. Are you even .. a drone?

[onesandzerwoes]

[He jumped up, floating above the ground. He put his hand on his hip and pointed at J with the Void Star.]

"She was the first person I talked to when I gained a body here. I... well I'm not anything that can be classified into a species."

[He floated backwards, and landed again, adjusting his crown.]

[jcjensonsno1favorite]

..Alright. So you’re just—..something. I don’t even know what you are. You look like Uzi’s hair came to life. J sneered.

[onesandzerwoes]

[For a man with a mask and skull for a face, J could swear he was frowning. He flickered, the Void Star momentarily glowing brighter. With a flash of electricity and light, he was more human looking, and he wasn't solid purple anymore. Instead of being charred, his face was whole, though it was just all black with white were hit mouth and eyes should be.]

"There. I have also heard of this 'Uzi' before. Cyn has mentioned her."

[jcjensonsno1favorite]

Uh-huh. So that’s your purpose for being here anyways. I don’t have anything to do with them. Are you their nee messenger bird? J mindlessly poked at his face. Waiting to see if she wasn’t hallucinating him changing his expression.

[onesandzerwoes]

[He smacked her hand, now actually frowning.]

"I'm here because of a prophecy. I believe it is directly relating to you, and all other Js. I'm only coming to you first because Cyn likes you."

[He crossed his arms, shaking his head indignantly]

[copper-zenith]

Ykn0w, w3 4r3n't th4t d1ff3r3nt, y0_ 4nd 1. W3'r3 b0th p_rpl3, 4nd g0ds. I f33l w3 c0_ld 4cc0mpl1sh gr34t th1ngs t0g3th3r. :)

- @onesandzerwoes

I can’t (thfhp) understand (thfhp) your accent (thfhp)

[onesandzerwoes]

WHY 4R3 4LL 0F Y0_ DR0N3S S0 B4D 4T _ND3RST4ND1NG M3 (3xc3pt Cyn)???

Fine. I'll talk "normally" BLEGH.

Do I really have to reiterate myself? -_-

[copper-zenith]

Spare me a second round of villain cliche number 32. Now before I drop kick your soul or whatever you want to identify it as out of here, care to tell me your gimmick. My current geuss is solveruzi? Maybe my mom if aunt Yev didn’t chuck the cross in her eye? Oh, maybe a physical solver!

[onesandzerwoes]

Annnnndddd there it is! The paranoia that all of you purple haired teens possess. Also, no, you goob, I'm N0L1, not a version of you. I'm also not a villain??

[copper-zenith]

-_-You literally started this off with a classic villain monologue, “we’re not so different” and everything. So sorry if I’m not very trusting. Anyway, I should really put a date on the page, having people keep calling me a teenager is starting to get old.

[onesandzerwoes]

Oh I'm VERY aware you aren't a teen. Ragebait is entertaining though :)

Annnddd I was saying that because it's true. You and I are similar, in more ways than you think.

[copper-zenith]

Fine! Bite me. Happy? Not like you haven’t heard that same phrase from all my other variants.

You’re ordained by a nigh incomprehensible angel with brass wings and four heads to kart artificial souls to their afterlife? And indoing so wrote a new plane of existence into the natural order of creation?

And you did all this just so your mom and dad can pass on without nihilophobia?

[onesandzerwoes]

Well now you're just being difficult. I'm SAYING, we both have immense power, are purple, and care about our subjects. I believe an alliance would benefit us both, especially if what I believe may be the future for J comes true. Though, I can't pinpoint which J, which troubles me. Is it all of them? Or a specific one? If so, which one?

[copper-zenith]

And if it isn’t your J? What do you plan on doing mr cryptic?

Tess-!

Shh! My J-bird, my call!

[onesandzerwoes]

Leave her to die.

[SI-IKE! >:D]

Nah, I'm going to try and stop it either way. I've found that usually, huge differences spread throughout universes (with exceptions of course.) Death is always tricky though, it doesn't follow this rule.

Also, hi Tessa, I've always liked you more than Uzi.

[copper-zenith]

Could just be perspective, like unlocking a branch in a choose your adventure game. Anyway, you actually have a prophecy or is the intel anecdotal?

[onesandzerwoes]

I wouldn't say prophecy as much as a script for the future. Set fate doesn't exist, in any form. I believe that we can change the outcome, but here it is anyway.

"The one who's lonely, the one who's holy;

The one who's lost, the one who's frost;

Deep in cold, buried bones;

For what you seek, you'll need one meek.

The lonely drone, she walks to home;

The flesh-bound king shall be dethroned;

One who lurkes with many eyes;

Sees what others believe is blind;

A human, drone, and god. the three who are one, the one who is odd.

When fate is decided, worlds collided;

Only she remains, coincided."

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I was hoping someone could assist me. I have a few guesses, but even I need a little outside help. I only assume J is involved because she is, above all else, lonely as hell.

[copper-zenith]

Ykn0w, w3 4r3n't th4t d1ff3r3nt, y0_ 4nd 1. W3'r3 b0th p_rpl3, 4nd g0ds. I f33l w3 c0_ld 4cc0mpl1sh gr34t th1ngs t0g3th3r. :)

- @onesandzerwoes

I can’t (thfhp) understand (thfhp) your accent (thfhp)

[onesandzerwoes]

WHY 4R3 4LL 0F Y0_ DR0N3S S0 B4D 4T _ND3RST4ND1NG M3 (3xc3pt Cyn)???

Fine. I'll talk "normally" BLEGH.

Do I really have to reiterate myself? -_-

[copper-zenith]

Spare me a second round of villain cliche number 32. Now before I drop kick your soul or whatever you want to identify it as out of here, care to tell me your gimmick. My current geuss is solveruzi? Maybe my mom if aunt Yev didn’t chuck the cross in her eye? Oh, maybe a physical solver!

[onesandzerwoes]

Annnnndddd there it is! The paranoia that all of you purple haired teens possess. Also, no, you goob, I'm N0L1, not a version of you. I'm also not a villain??

[copper-zenith]

-_-You literally started this off with a classic villain monologue, “we’re not so different” and everything. So sorry if I’m not very trusting. Anyway, I should really put a date on the page, having people keep calling me a teenager is starting to get old.

[onesandzerwoes]

Oh I'm VERY aware you aren't a teen. Ragebait is entertaining though :)

Annnddd I was saying that because it's true. You and I are similar, in more ways than you think.

[copper-zenith]

Fine! Bite me. Happy? Not like you haven’t heard that same phrase from all my other variants.

You’re ordained by a nigh incomprehensible angel with brass wings and four heads to kart artificial souls to their afterlife? And indoing so wrote a new plane of existence into the natural order of creation?

And you did all this just so your mom and dad can pass on without nihilophobia?

[onesandzerwoes]

Well now you're just being difficult. I'm SAYING, we both have immense power, are purple, and care about our subjects. I believe an alliance would benefit us both, especially if what I believe may be the future for J comes true. Though, I can't pinpoint which J, which troubles me. Is it all of them? Or a specific one? If so, which one?

[copper-zenith]

And if it isn’t your J? What do you plan on doing mr cryptic?

Tess-!

Shh! My J-bird, my call!

[onesandzerwoes]

Leave her to die.

[SI-IKE! >:D]

Nah, I'm going to try and stop it either way. I've found that usually, huge differences spread throughout universes (with exceptions of course.) Death is always tricky though, it doesn't follow this rule.

Also, hi Tessa, I've always liked you more than Uzi.

[copper-zenith]

Ykn0w, w3 4r3n't th4t d1ff3r3nt, y0_ 4nd 1. W3'r3 b0th p_rpl3, 4nd g0ds. I f33l w3 c0_ld 4cc0mpl1sh gr34t th1ngs t0g3th3r. :)

- @onesandzerwoes

I can’t (thfhp) understand (thfhp) your accent (thfhp)

[onesandzerwoes]

WHY 4R3 4LL 0F Y0_ DR0N3S S0 B4D 4T _ND3RST4ND1NG M3 (3xc3pt Cyn)???

Fine. I'll talk "normally" BLEGH.

Do I really have to reiterate myself? -_-

[copper-zenith]

Spare me a second round of villain cliche number 32. Now before I drop kick your soul or whatever you want to identify it as out of here, care to tell me your gimmick. My current geuss is solveruzi? Maybe my mom if aunt Yev didn’t chuck the cross in her eye? Oh, maybe a physical solver!

[onesandzerwoes]

Annnnndddd there it is! The paranoia that all of you purple haired teens possess. Also, no, you goob, I'm N0L1, not a version of you. I'm also not a villain??

[copper-zenith]

-_-You literally started this off with a classic villain monologue, “we’re not so different” and everything. So sorry if I’m not very trusting. Anyway, I should really put a date on the page, having people keep calling me a teenager is starting to get old.

[onesandzerwoes]

Oh I'm VERY aware you aren't a teen. Ragebait is entertaining though :)

Annnddd I was saying that because it's true. You and I are similar, in more ways than you think.

[copper-zenith]

Fine! Bite me. Happy? Not like you haven’t heard that same phrase from all my other variants.

You’re ordained by a nigh incomprehensible angel with brass wings and four heads to kart artificial souls to their afterlife? And indoing so wrote a new plane of existence into the natural order of creation?

And you did all this just so your mom and dad can pass on without nihilophobia?

[onesandzerwoes]

Well now you're just being difficult. I'm SAYING, we both have immense power, are purple, and care about our subjects. I believe an alliance would benefit us both, especially if what I believe may be the future for J comes true. Though, I can't pinpoint which J, which troubles me. Is it all of them? Or a specific one? If so, which one?