I've just realised how strange the events of Murder Drones must be from Thad's perspective.
Like, Uzi brings another gun to literature class and blows off half her face in an accident. Thad goes to bed after chatting with her and wakes up around 3:30 AM to emergency alarms. The sky demons have broken in. He tries to fight back and is about to die when Uzi swaggers into the room, calls him hot(?!) then saves his ass with the help of an 'angsty, rebellious disassembly drone' called N (they can talk?)
The dead MD turns out to be undead and starts eating people again. Thad goes to the surface for the only one who can help and Uzi decides to bail him out. They go on a horrible adventure through cryogenics, Thad almost dies again, Uzi and her new friend save him AGAIN and he invites them to a party as thanks.
Only they never show up? Next time Thad see's Uzi she's groaning her way through dodgeball looking utterly miserable despite no longer being banished (grounded?) But whatever, I'm sure she'll cheer up after Prom.
Oh god Prom is a disaster. The murder bot that nearly gutted him is back, and Prom Queen? Lizzy what the hell are you doing?!? Wait what? Who impaled the murder drone? Why are people exploding? Where is that music coming from!
So Doll's a psycho psychic, the crazy murder drone is missing again (she's in the god damn walls) and Uzi and her friend saved everyone. Again. At this point Thad's honestly stunned people are still treating her like scrap. Whats up with that?
Whatever, these past few months have been absolutely crazy. He's looking forward to taking it easy for a while.
Wait, camping? Outside the bunker? at night? Oh thank god Uzi will be with us. N will probably be there too, they'll keep us safe. That monster won't dare show its face with outpost 3's ultimate power couple on patrol.
OH FUCK
@sicksucculentz @foxyblueblades-blog @forgivemeomycyns @bittykiwi @tomahachi12
I should ask me good lad, @justachillguythad if he's doin ahight an or woul he like te book a sesh wit me? Ye haven't even got te th part where Lizzy drags im along te confront J an th bloody planet implodes, AGAIN. They hit J wit a goddamn school bus an then V rides a Robo-Raptor te save em from a positively livid J bu they all end up buggered floatin in space.
-Dr. Cyn
Probably remembered my other mes memories
